Cauldron Cake Anyone?

🇬🇧marauder textposts 🇬🇧 pf pic by @munacy

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Sirius: I fucking love you

Remus: I love fucking you

Sirius:

Remus:

James:

Peter:

Remus: I mean-

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Troy, trying to make small talk: so what was your childhood like?

Ilya: oh you mean my tragic backstory ?

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HR Games Night

Harris: okay Ilya fuck, marry, kill; Scott Hunter, Troy Barrett, or Cliff Marleau?

Ilya: kill Rose Landry

Harris: she wasn’t an option-

Ilya: fuck Shane Hollander and marry Shane Hollander

Harris: he also wasn’t an option-

Ilya: I like this game

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Saw an ad for these pyjamas and let’s just say if the marauders could buy these they would

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Sirius: *opens door* after you, good sir

Remus: wow I didn’t peg you as a gentleman

Sirius: you haven’t pegged me at all yet, get to it

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James: I really like what you did with your hair today it looks nice

Regulus: *with evil intent* I like your hands

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Wolfstar raising Harry

Harry: when I rub out a word with my rubber where does it go?

Remus: merlin please wait till the morning

Sirius: prongslet, it’s 7 in the morning

Harry: like when I rub it does it go to heaven or-

Remus: no it goes on the floor

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Marlene: I don’t argue with girls with big brown eyes, they are always right by default

Dorlene: Slytherin will win the quidditch match tomorrow

Marlene: absolutely they will

James: NO MARLENE SNAP OUT OF IT

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I misspelled Dorcas guys don’t mind me

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James, trying to make small talk: So, what was your childhood like?

Sirius: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory?

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Harry: I’m so hungry I could eat Sirius Black

Remus: *who’s raised Harry for 10 years and hasn’t talked about his convict ex bf once* what the actual fuc-

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James: if a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views, because I have no principles

Lily: well maybe you should have principles

James: you’re right maybe I should

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Wolfstar raising Harry

Harry: *watching Remus pour Coca-Cola down the sink* what are you doing?

Remus: I’m using this to dissolve whatever gunk is clogging the drain

Harry: cool, do you think it will dissolve the screwdriver that’s down there?

Remus: the fucking what?

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Remus: *Stares at Harry in dad.*

Harry: 😂

[books-bring-me-joy]

Harry: ask padfoot

Remus: ...

Remus: SIRIUS?!?!

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Wolfstar raising Harry

Harry: what does gays mean?

Sirius: it’s when two men love each other -like Remus and I

Harry: what does ‘penetrating gays’ mean?

Sirius: UHH.. Put that in a sentence for me please

Harry: “she stared at him with a penetrating gaze”

Sirius: oh thank Merlin

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Marlene: I don’t argue with girls with big brown eyes, they are always right by default

Dorlene: Slytherin will win the quidditch match tomorrow

Marlene: absolutely they will

James: NO MARLENE SNAP OUT OF IT

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Sirius is the type of person to say “see you next year” on New Years Eve then laugh about it

Remus is the type of person to buy a new bullet journal at the start of every year, copy the templates from Pinterest, then never use it

Peter is the type of person to say “New year new me” then act exactly the same as the year before

James is the type of person whose parents would get the new years count down at 9pm so he would go to bed early instead of waiting up till 12

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remus is so me

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Happy new year slags

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Remus: sorry to hear about your mother passing away. Is there anything I could do, sexually?

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Remus: *pulls out Vodka bottle* wanna take a shot before we go in?

Lily: we’re going into potions

Remus: so is that a no?