Bite Into A Legend

D.J. - Chicago/London

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

girl: it’s cold…

me wearing the scorpion jacket from Drive: yeah it is, that’s why I wore a jacket

[bob-belcher]

[dajo42]

“you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”

[redamaks]

what she says: I'm fine

what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they're raising that they're a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don't want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren't explored in the movies (original or remake) or they're the worst "good" parents in fictional family history.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[theagonyofdefeat]

[monicas]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[knifefarty]

[quadrainbow]

[01feb-deactivated20161122]

how do i get over someone who i never dated

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[adultvitagummies]

[rarnon]

same

[distinguishedbaloney]

[caden]

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

[one-in-lemillion]

What is this old-ass meme doing on my dash it’s almost 2016

[nickholmes]

“We never just talk anymore.”

[mikacentral]

[railroadsoftware]

why’d she resign

[laurbyboom]

couldnt handle the truth

[memewhore]