or either dead and cold

for things i imagine probs wouldve impacted the creator in a big way

[wiiwheel]

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[hoppkinsz]

[straycatj]

ねこのひです

ねこのひですが…

It's the cat day, the cat day, but......

[straycatj]

なんでキサマそこに！

Shit, why you're there!?

[lovinglycerebral]

“Time does not bring relief; you all have lied” - Edna St. Vincent Millay

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[adz]

an Iraqi gamer's beautiful review of Disco Elysium

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

Advice from the NIGHT SKY: See the big picture - Be a star - Keep looking up - Don't be afraid of the dark - Stay full of wonder - Expand your horizons - Turn off the lights

[spilledmymilk]

[witchrealms]

(x)

[throatoftheworld]

The Outcry by Wolfgang Lettl, 1989

[mortalityplays]

btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.

[tordenvejr]

birds singing good morning

[softwaring]

[alaahygge]

morning fishermen

[mrsterlingeverything]

Last night my room was clean and i was cuddling with my cat and i told him life is so beautiful. And it was just because my room was clean. Learn from this

[sleepyteabug8]

Isn’t it curious and warm to grow old in each other’s life?