Swine Donator

@redandyellowmakepurple

Donating swine to the sea since 19934 Hi, I'm Becca. I'm funny sometimes. INFP/INFJ borderline. I'm basically cisgender so she/her pronouns would be fab. I was brought into this plane of existence 21 years ago, and now I'm a burned out college student who's always tired and has no idea what she's doing with her life anymore. Major Superwholockian, Ravenclaw, Night Vale citizen... among other things. Nowadays I mostly use tumblr to procrastinate and tell funny stories. Also cats. I'm a potato. (Looking for something specific? Try here.) Current obsession: Welcome to Night Vale. (PSA: Open invitation to send me cute Cecilos headcanons and fanart and stuff. Because yeah.) Have a cheery day. Red and yellow make purple and anyone who tells you otherwise is WRONG!

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OMG MY COW IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DID IT BABY

so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i’m a boomer now apparently just typing questions into a post instead of using the search function. welcome back becca

ew what is this tumblr live. is there a way that i can not see this. half the beauty of tumblr was the anonymity behind it & this kinda... totally kills that lol.

redandyellowmakepurple

this one time in 4th grade my whole class was presenting our weekly book reports & somehow the whole class, including the teacher, got off onto this completely unrelated tangent of exchanging weird/funny stories. i don’t remember any of the stories now but i remember the whole classroom roaring with laughter, including the teacher.

then we ran out of time because we had to go to, like, gym class or lunch or whatever, and the teacher was really mad because we had only gotten through like 2 presentations in like an hour out of a class of like 24.

i was confused by it then and admittedly still am a little confused even now. like she was actively engaging in these conversations with us. she could have stopped it at any time but she didn’t, she participated and at times even encouraged it. and then this 28-year-old woman blamed a group of 9- and 10-year-olds when she couldn’t get through her lesson plan. like. that’s kinda weird. that’s a really weird thing to do.

redandyellowmakepurple

i think i have a better understanding of the situation now bc i’m the same age as she was then and like. it was a weird fucking thing to do. like she was talking to us as if we were also a bunch of 28-year-olds but we weren’t. i was literally 9.

can someone who’s been here for the last *checks watch* ~5 years tell me why i can’t change my avatar

this one time in 4th grade my whole class was presenting our weekly book reports & somehow the whole class, including the teacher, got off onto this completely unrelated tangent of exchanging weird/funny stories. i don't remember any of the stories now but i remember the whole classroom roaring with laughter, including the teacher.

then we ran out of time because we had to go to, like, gym class or lunch or whatever, and the teacher was really mad because we had only gotten through like 2 presentations in like an hour out of a class of like 24.

i was confused by it then and admittedly still am a little confused even now. like she was actively engaging in these conversations with us. she could have stopped it at any time but she didn't, she participated and at times even encouraged it. and then this 28-year-old woman blamed a group of 9- and 10-year-olds when she couldn't get through her lesson plan. like. that's kinda weird. that's a really weird thing to do.

#this one time at band camp

dalekpropaganda

ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET, THERE ARE HOT GIRLS IN MY AREA. I AM SEEKING THE HOT GIRLS IN MY AREA. THEY ARE INVADERS AND THEY WILL BE EXTERMINATED.

random-human-of-now-ish

You might also want to check your computer for viruses if you’ve clicked on those adds.

dalekpropaganda

DALEKS DO NOT FEAR COMPUTER VIRUSES. THE DALEKS HAVE A HIGHLY EFFECTIVE ANTIVIRUS PROGRAM CALLED "SHOOT THE COMPUTER".

random-human-of-now-ish

But they could steal your personal info and shit.

dalekpropaganda

OH NO. MY NEOPOINTS.

gosh i sure would like to not be on this planet anymore

since when does tumblr have ads

what the FUCK happened to my cow

hey tumblr, i really hate what you've done with the place

do any of my mutuals still use this

anyway you can find me on twitter (protected bc creepy stalker ex bf) and tiktok nowadays doin my thang. i only came back here to temporarily relive some trauma. it's fine

also wtf happened to my cow avi. rude

#personal #thanks

andhumanslovedstories

There was very old woman in this Home Depot and she shouted as we passed, “I love your shirt!” god bless the goth at heart at every age

andhumanslovedstories

https://voidmerch.threadless.com/designs/leave-them-in-the-grave/

for the ancient angry gods of vengeance who want something to wear while spackling the bathroom

thebibliosphere

I took my meds too close to bedtime again and I need you all to know the dream I had last night involved Robin Williams becoming the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Not, a character portrayed by Robin Williams, just Robin Williams as himself running around Hogwarts doing wandless magic and being as loud and big as possible because and I quote before I forget:

“Listen, children, I’m not saying all this bad shit that is happening isn’t scary and you shouldn’t be concerned–because you should!–but I’m telling you this now for free. Life is a boggart, it’s the biggest boggart of them all. You never know what it’s going to look like one moment to the next. And sometimes you just gotta laugh. It’s okay to laugh. It’s part of the grieving process. You need to grieve before you can heal. But it’s okay to laugh while you’re doing it.”

I didn’t wake up right after that, some more stuff happened in a hazy sort of way as the dream began to dissolve into conciousness, but I remember him yelling Expecto Patronum as he punched a Death Eater in the face. Because sometimes, evidently, you have to make your own happy memories.

I think Robin Williams literally visited you in your sleep from the beyond in order to pass this message on to the world.

You’re strong, you’re a Kelly Clarkson song, you got this.

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:

John Mulaney - early 20th century

Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.

Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare

Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.

Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.

Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

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