word machine broke

used to be accidentalhomicide

[thewickedavatar]

wish i could go outside without putting shoes on 

[institute-for-thermal-research]

you can

[thewickedavatar]

my feet sensitive : \ it’s cold : \

[institute-for-thermal-research]

socks

[thewickedavatar]

socks get dirty : (

[turtlefarm]

Put on shoes then

[thewickedavatar]

[rslashrats]

[meow-nepeta]

worst gif i’ve ever laid my eyes on

[rslashrats]

why would you say this

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

[1-aor-feat-linaohta-deactivated]

My iced cream sandwich came out of the package looking like an “Among Us” character. And why is it on the ground? I have grangite tables. That looks like concrete, complete with partial footprints? It is has granet table

[vicemagazineofficial]

[dragongirlafro]

[ghostrockband]

They CALL IT Getty images because you getty the images!!!!!!!!!!

[imgladyourehereholdme]

thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips

[cowboy]

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

[garbage-empress]

in the cock?????

[boethiah]

enough is enough. i’m going to weave a fucking tapestry 

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

[lophial]

I suffered from really bad chronic nosebleeds when I was a kid and one time i had one so bad it covered my face and chest and shirt. i mean it was everywhere i looked like i’d just eaten someone. so i go to my mom and tap her awake and she opens her eyes to see a blood soaked child leaning over her in the dark saying ‘please help’ and to this day and can still hear her screaming

[vznx-deactivated20200215]

[tiffanarchy]

why is this so funny

[beholdingslut]

Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[gaycism]