Number 2 But At Least Im Not A Replacement

Redhood here, reporting live from the scene.

[redbirddeadbird]

Ok I think I need to define the rules of this account:

1) this is not a romance account.

2) I am here for the memes, this account is supposed to be funny and that goofy ah redhood we see in the comics

3) Im not going to bend this character for your oc’s “story” you can create your own ‘relationship’ with this account and talk to it and make those memories, HOWEVER no romance, no nsfw rp, nothing weird. You can flirt, I just probably won’t flirt back.

4) this account is run by @rookiesbookies most of the prompts for this account will start from her #only in gotham tags

5) im not going to be active all the time, this account is for fun when I feel like it. Have fun, interact, but my replies may take time.

6) this account is he/him. You can headcannon want you want and I probably wont correct you, but this account follows @rookiesbookies headcannons for Redhood.

Feel free to interact and have fun!

[actuallyredrobin]

okay, because this is a problem every year, he’s a GOTHAM CITY PSA:

DONT dress up as a rogue for halloween. i know their costumes are cool and it’s edgy or whatever but this will put you at risk of being mistaken for them

IF you’re going to dress up as a vigilante or hero, (flattering but inadvisable) i’d suggest not wearing the mask if your costume is particularly convincing- again, so you don’t get mistaken for the real deal

[morgsdrew]

all i’m seeing right now is “go dress up as a rogue it will be funny”

[jacynkaplanbrake]

wdym all yer seeing....thats all there was ta see.

[actuallyredrobin]

i don’t know why i bother.

[redbirddeadbird]

IF YOU RUN AROUND AS THE CLOWN YOU WILL GET HIT. Its that simple you idiots🤦‍♂️

[dailydccomics]

Robin by Cliff Chiang

[redbirddeadbird]

Look how angry nightwing was lmao

[dailydccomics]

Robin by Cliff Chiang

[doubleca5t]

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[redbirddeadbird]

Im sending this to Tim RIGHT NOW. Knowing he’ll probably hand translate this shit.

[actuallyredrobin]

FUCK YOU I DID THIS METICULOUSLY

i dropped EVERYTHING

[redbirddeadbird]

L + Ratio + the internet exists + just google a fucking translator + idiot

[actuallyredrobin]

sorry i CARE. i thought this was for a CASE OR SOMETHING

i’m never doing anything nice for you ever again. you know what? fuck you

farting in red hoods helmet until he gets pink eye for real day 1:

[redbirddeadbird]

NOT MY HELMET. RED ROBIN NO.

TIMMY I DIDNT MEAN IT

[actuallyredrobin]

womp womp enjoy conjunctivitis

[redbirddeadbird]

YOU DID NOT JUST MEW ON ME IN THE TAGS. IM TELLING BATMAN.

[doubleca5t]

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[redbirddeadbird]

Im sending this to Tim RIGHT NOW. Knowing he’ll probably hand translate this shit.

[actuallyredrobin]

FUCK YOU I DID THIS METICULOUSLY

i dropped EVERYTHING

[redbirddeadbird]

L + Ratio + the internet exists + just google a fucking translator + idiot

[actuallyredrobin]

sorry i CARE. i thought this was for a CASE OR SOMETHING

i’m never doing anything nice for you ever again. you know what? fuck you

farting in red hoods helmet until he gets pink eye for real day 1:

[redbirddeadbird]

NOT MY HELMET. RED ROBIN NO.

TIMMY I DIDNT MEAN IT

[actuallyredrobin]

Hey replacement, translate this for me- yeah?

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- Redbirddeadbird

first of all, replacement? i thought we were over that..

second of all, i hate you so much i hate you so much i hate you so much

[redbirddeadbird]

L

[doubleca5t]

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[redbirddeadbird]

Im sending this to Tim RIGHT NOW. Knowing he’ll probably hand translate this shit.

[actuallyredrobin]

FUCK YOU I DID THIS METICULOUSLY

i dropped EVERYTHING

[redbirddeadbird]

L + Ratio + the internet exists + just google a fucking translator + idiot

[doubleca5t]

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[redbirddeadbird]

Im sending this to Tim RIGHT NOW. Knowing he’ll probably hand translate this shit.

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

[redbirddeadbird]

bro i look hot af in this.

slay

[ayouuni-deactivated20250907]

hey let's have this conversation again since the like/reblog ratio is getting SOOOO much worse. if you like content, reblog it. the people who follow you cannot see when you've liked a post, unless your likes are visible and they are routinely going through them, which i assure you they are not. by reblogging content, you are making it visible to other accounts. fanart, gifs, edits, etc. may be fun to make but they are very time consuming and it is much appreciated that if you enjoy them, you take the brief moment to reblog them to show that appreciation - and it helps. as fun as they may be, it is often kind of discouraging for posts to not do well because for every one person that reblogged it, five left a like and kept it pushing

[redbirddeadbird]

*pokes you with a stick* How are you so cool.

special mix of what I call: Redhoodness. A little bit of leather, a bit of gun powder, be oddly threatening but not too threatening, and never let people see your emotions. The helmet really helps with it.

[planetlord-smp]

I wish i was cool like that :(

I wonder if i also get a helmet like you i could look cool

[redbirddeadbird]

depends on the helmet, I've had some really not cool ones. The one I have right now makes people think Im hot, one had a face, and old old one made me look like a dork

[planetlord-smp]

Hmm.. i have to think of a cool desing then.

Also i so want to see your old masks now

[redbirddeadbird]

you're never gonna see my old masks.

[planetlord-smp]

Pleaseee?? Pretty please?🥺

[redbirddeadbird]

nope.

[planetlord-smp]

I can uh.. let me see..

Try to get blackmail for you? On one of the birds(or is it bats..?)

Like embarrassing photos, y'know?

[redbirddeadbird]

Jokes on you. The only thing I'm embarrassed by is the fact I have to work with those fuckers. LMAO

[redbirddeadbird]

*pokes you with a stick* How are you so cool.

special mix of what I call: Redhoodness. A little bit of leather, a bit of gun powder, be oddly threatening but not too threatening, and never let people see your emotions. The helmet really helps with it.

[planetlord-smp]

I wish i was cool like that :(

I wonder if i also get a helmet like you i could look cool

[redbirddeadbird]

depends on the helmet, I've had some really not cool ones. The one I have right now makes people think Im hot, one had a face, and old old one made me look like a dork

[planetlord-smp]

Hmm.. i have to think of a cool desing then.

Also i so want to see your old masks now

[redbirddeadbird]

you're never gonna see my old masks.

[planetlord-smp]

Pleaseee?? Pretty please?🥺

[redbirddeadbird]

nope.

[redbirddeadbird]

*pokes you with a stick* How are you so cool.

special mix of what I call: Redhoodness. A little bit of leather, a bit of gun powder, be oddly threatening but not too threatening, and never let people see your emotions. The helmet really helps with it.

[planetlord-smp]

I wish i was cool like that :(

I wonder if i also get a helmet like you i could look cool

[redbirddeadbird]

depends on the helmet, I've had some really not cool ones. The one I have right now makes people think Im hot, one had a face, and old old one made me look like a dork

[planetlord-smp]

Hmm.. i have to think of a cool desing then.

Also i so want to see your old masks now

[redbirddeadbird]

you're never gonna see my old masks.

[actuallyredrobin]

fyi i pace the batcave every night after patrol with an itchy-ass face covered in dry glue because my boyfriend likes to come over and peel the mask adhesive off

[why-rock-look-tasty-if-no-eat]

Giving Dr. Pimple Popper vibes rn

[actuallyredrobin]

genuinely..

[redbirddeadbird]

remember the time Nightwing got swamp ass to bad he had to go home from patrol early?? super hero suits aint it. I can't recommend it.

If you have enough armor you're always sweating (me)

if you don't have enough armor you're always freezing, especially in New Jersey (also me)

If you go with light weight materials you better be moving quick (not me)

If you're in armored ish fabric (like nightwing) you will never not sweat. Yes, his ass will always look amazing, but it always smells like bad coffee and swamp ass because he is never not sweating. Trust me, dear viewers, I've been working with the guy since I was a teen and I had bad BO

[redbirddeadbird]

*pokes you with a stick* How are you so cool.

special mix of what I call: Redhoodness. A little bit of leather, a bit of gun powder, be oddly threatening but not too threatening, and never let people see your emotions. The helmet really helps with it.

[planetlord-smp]

I wish i was cool like that :(

I wonder if i also get a helmet like you i could look cool

[redbirddeadbird]

depends on the helmet, I've had some really not cool ones. The one I have right now makes people think Im hot, one had a face, and old old one made me look like a dork

[redbirddeadbird]

See? No we don't see much of you...we hear you. When you help us if we're injured or give us a ride back home on your motorbike and ask us if we're "okay back there", and sometimes when you wear the domino mask and look us in the eye...the brain does the rest really.

Umm Imma be so fr I don't know how to respond

You all know I have a voice changer for a reason, right?

I mean if your imaginations run wild like thats fine but like... just know what's in your head is probably 100x more attractive than reality like one of those fucking Biker guys on tiktok. like anyone who wears a mask is probably not that attractive and I'm literally like... just a dude.