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･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. 𝟸𝟷 | 𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 | 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚛 🏳️‍🌈 ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚕 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 💜 ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. 𝚒 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚢🕷 ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.

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[kaasbolletje]

[artsyasfuckk]

this is important

[mil4n0]

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

This is supposedly the most important information we will ever hear. And yet the only way you can discover it at all is through other humans insisting you have “faith”… who only discovered it themselves the same way.

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[redbull-n-ukes]

last week, i lost my dog eden. we saved her from an abusive family about a year ago, and even tho it’s hard, i know that she is in a better place now and that she is no longer suffering. here’s a bunch of memories that i will cherish in my heart and mind for the rest of my life. it makes me happy to know that even tho we didn’t have her for a very long time, we made the last year of her life amazing. we gave her so much love and care, we played, hiked, went on roadtrips and we even made her meet cows (she really liked them). i love u eden, rest in peace my baby.🖤

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[paxamericana]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[socialistexan]

Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.

[hotgrrlbummer]

Uh-oh sisters

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

an explanation is not owed

[antique-scarecrow]

i want to show this to everyone i know

[gracieleaf]

This is soooo important

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[redbull-n-ukes]

that one time we went hiking with our dogs and got high by the lake🖤

[redbull-n-ukes]

u know what they say... happy rabbit, happy mom—

(they don’t actually say that)

[current-comix]

Venom #31 (Kyle Hotz)

[redbull-n-ukes]

credits: @gothwok on instagram