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They could’ve done so much more with Flash ghost. FLASH GHOST! Bangs my hands on this table until I DIE

edit: now with bonus epilogue doodle

I needed this for myself because Serebii’s island scan page isn’t very organized, but naturally it’s here for everyone to benefit from. :>

theflyingromana

I’m reading through my D&D 5E books, and somehow I never noticed these solid gold disclaimers before??

Dungeon Master’s Guide Disclaimer: Wizards of the Coast does not officially endorse the following tactics, which are guaranteed to maximise your enjoyment as a Dungeon Master. First, always keep a straight face and say OK no matter how ludicrous or doomed the players’ plan of action is. Second, no matter what happens, pretend that you intended all along for everything to unfold the way it did. Third, if you’re not sure what to do next, feign illness, end the session early, and plot your next move. When all else fails, roll a bunch of dice behind your screen, study them for a moment with a look of deep concern mixed with regret, let loose a heavy sigh, and announce that Tiamat swoops from the sky and attacks.

Player’s Handbook Disclaimer: Wizards of the Coast is not responsible for the consequences of splitting up the party, sticking appendages in the mouth of a leering green devil face, accepting a dinner invitation from bugbears, storming the feast hall of a hill giant steading, angering a dragon of any variety, or saying yes when the DM asks, “Are you really sure?”

grey-acefinn

holy god im dead

dicebound

They are in every single book and they are glorious. If you are not reading the disclaimers you are missing out.

mushroomancy

List of resources for dnd

roll20: Make an account to play the game

Orcpub: For hosting and editing your character sheet

DND Wiki: Homebrew things, races, classes, misc

Players Handbook: Rules how to play how to make a character, all basic information for playing a game

Discord: to talk during and about the game

mushroomancy

Mythweavers: another character sheet editor

occams-lazer

Homebrewery: homebrew creation tool. Uses basic coding language to great effect.

mushroomancy

If anyone wants to join just join the discord server and post your character

#useful

everydaylouie

good night car boys…….

(cover of clair de lune by me haha)

noodle-nut-deactivated20190220

Hello noodle!I really want to make more fun drug thingy stuff and like stuff of my own, but I'm having some serious lack of confidence when I'm drawing. How do you draw things like faces and heads or even bodies? I hope I'm not being bothering

I’m self taught (and actually drawing is my very recent hobby) I don’t have any cool-professional-art-reference-stuff to offer (sorry, heh).

To be very honest, i don’t even think those things are that important.

because drawing is literally a HOBBY and there’s no reason to be stressed out while you’re drawing! your artwork is super cool and no one can judge you, friend. enjoy yourself!

#drawing

buzzfeedtasty

Veggie Burgers 4 Ways

The recipes are too long for a read more, so please click through for the full recipes!

#recipes

eel-soup-moved-accounts

nods rapidly while making direct eye contact with all of you

#TAZ

fuks

ohbaeme

Watching this makes me happy

lstname1st

I did not see that coming

mrslean

yoooo

kidslutti-

This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao

dramashouts

tag urself im the kid that starts dancing in the end

disteal

Appreciate Lucio

#overwatch

errantharlot-deactivated2018090

Federal prosecutors have issued grand jury subpoenas to associates of former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn seeking business records, as part of the ongoing probe of Russian meddling in last year's election, according to people familiar with the matter.

… welp!