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Oh my God it's actually insane seeing people react to me on someone else's post. I've never actually been able to watch this happen? Y'all does this happen often and I'm just straight up unaware????
Yeah. Your posts also frequently escape containment. They keep popping up in a discord memes gc im in.
Frequently?
I know I've escaped containment because a couple non-tumblr friends have shown me like, a youtube video once or twice, but frequently?!
If the Lord cursed the serpent for that first temptation, that the serpent would henceforth crawl on its belly and eat dust for all time,
What did legless lizards do?
lycanthropy
Elaborate
Like when you steal something?
LARCENY
Ohh ok that makes more sense. But while we're here,
*Unfolds lawn chair* please tell me more about the werewolf legless lizards
They were just normal lizards but they evolved to have wolf ears and howl bc it sounded fun and god said “hm. don’t like that” and took their legs away.
I have never been more riveted by a story
They still have all their wolfy features but they only get them on full moons like normal werewolves :(
Do they get their legs back on the full moon or are they just wiggling around with hairy ears or something
no they wiggle the whole time
Do they get like a wolf tail instead of their usual tail or
yes. they get a wolf tail
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The text in this post is as follows: 16 Lunchbox ideas that aren’t sandwiches
Parfait Lunchbox:
This one may seem more like breakfast, which means it is doubly awesome because it can serve for a lunch or breakfast on the go. This particular lunchbox is my daughter’s favorite. She is a huge fan of parfaits, and I am a huge fan of keeping her happy. I pre-portioned out the granola, coconut, and nuts, and have them all in a drawer so she can assemble these herself too! Just add yogurt and berries.
4 ounce yogurt cup
2 ounces granola
2 ounces roasted almonds
2 ounces blueberries
2 ounces raspberries
2 ounces coconut flakes
The Cheese Plate Lunchbox:
One of my favorite things to eat is a cheese plate, so why not make one into a lunchbox? I am stocking my fridge with these little cheese plates to go so I can enjoy them for lunches and snacks myself, not just send them off to school with my kids. It offers protein, carbs, and all kinds of delicious fruits, so it is both filling and nutritious.
Chunk of brie
Chunk of gouda
Chunk of sarvecchino
Apple slices
Dried fruit (apricots)
Pretzel crisps
Grapes (red and green)
Almond, roasted and salted
The Chicken Salad Lunchbox:
Chicken salad is an awesome lunch item, and lucky for me, I can buy it already made and portioned into these perfect 4 ounce cups from Costco. This is a fun and filling option that doesn’t take a ton of work for me, and adds a nice variety. Pair it with a croissant or crackers, fruit and veggies.
Chicken Salad Cup
Grapes
Carrots
Wheat Crackers
The Wannabe Cheeseburger:
My husband loves cheeseburgers for lunch, so I thought it would be fun to make a kind of deconstructed burger, and offer it as a lunch option. So instead of a burger patty it is roast beef, then all the fun components of a regular cheeseburger meal. Minus the chips/fries. So feel free to add a bag of potato chips to this one to make it even more fun!
Roast beef
Slider bun
Cheese stick
Olives
Grape tomatoes
Dill pickles
Protein Lunchbox:
Have you seen the protein boxes at Starbucks? I wanted to have something like that in my fridge for days when I am super busy, and need sustenance. And guess what? My kids liked them too. So they definitely made the list for lunchbox options. This one is delicious, but of course, feel free to add your favorite form of protein.
Black forrest ham
Roast beef
Cheese chunks
Hard boiled egg
Cashews
Almonds
Hummus
The All American:
Of all the lunchbox ideas, this one is the worst! It is not the healthiest of the options, which is probably why it is one of my kid’s favorites. It is a fun option though, and a great go to when I don’t have time to make anything, as most of it can be purchased, and just assembled.
Pretzel sticks
Applesauce
Cheese stick
Trail mix
Granola bar
Mandarin orange cup
The Apple Sandwich Lunchbox:
Have you ever had an apple sandwich? It is basically slices of apple with peanut butter spread over the slice, and topped with fun things like mini chocolate chips, granola, and nuts. I loved the idea, and thought it would be fun to make it for my kids. For their lunches I would pre-slice the apple into rounds, and stick a clean rubber band around it so that it doesn’t brown during the day while it is in their lunchbox. Then let them assemble as they see fit.
Apple
Peanut butter
Coconut
Granola
Dried fruit
Mini chocolate chips
Roasted, salted nuts
Blueberry Bagel Lunchbox:
My kids are big fans of breakfast foods, so incorporating them into the lunchbox ideas was a given. And this one is a particular favorite because it is filling and flavorful. You could pre-toast the bagel if you wanted, but I just pre-slice it to make it easy for the kids at lunch time.
Blueberry bagel
Whipped cream cheese
Grapes
Berry medley
Chicken Salad Fruit and Veggie Lunch Box:
Okay, I admit it, this one is a little boring, at leas the name, but it is one of my favorites because it is filling and tasty, and hits all the right notes. It offers a great chicken salad to be eaten with pretzel crisps, but also cucumber slices, fruit, and nuts.
4 ounce chicken salad
Cucumber slices
Nectarine
Roasted almonds
Pretzel crisps
Deconstructed Pizza Lunchbox:
Who doesn’t love a good slice of pepperoni pizza? And while many argue cold pizza is fine, it isn’t my favorite, but I love the various components, and they make a lunch box my kids can’t get enough of.
Pepperoni
Cheese chunks
Olives
Grape tomatoes
Wheat crackers
Frogs on a Log Lunchbox:
As a kid there was nothing I liked more than a stick of celery slathered in peanut butter and topped with “frog” raisins. But these are given a slight upgrade. They offer delicious nut butter (choose your favorite), whipped cream cheese, and more! You will love this one.
Nut butter (almond, peanut, cashew, you pick)
Whipped cream cheese
Dried fruit (cranberries, raisins, etc.)
Roasted nuts
Celery sticks
The Fruit Salad:
Fruit salad is always a fun thing to eat, especially when it has a fun dressing. This embodies that idea, in lunchbox form. Fruit and yogurt, and combine to make a fruit lover’s dream. Feel free to add in some nuts, chia seed, hemp, or something else if you want more heft. This is another one of those great for breakfast options!
Yogurt
Apple slices
Grapes
Berries
Homemade Lunchables Lunchbox:
Please tell me I am not the only one whose kids beg for lunchables? Like seriously! So I decided to make my own so they have quality cheese, great quality deli meats, a fun treat, and fresh fruit.
Ritz crackers
Colby jack and provolone cheese slices
Black forrest ham
2 ounce cup of M&M’s
Grapes or fruit of choice
The Hummus Dipper Lunchbox
Hummus is such an awesome lunchbox addition, especially when you can add tons of great dippers. And what better way to increase veggie intake? This is another one I like to make extras of so I have nutritious snack options at the tip of my fingers.
Sabra hummus cup
Celery
Cucumber
Carrot sticks
Pita chips
Green olives
The Mediterranean Lunchbox:
Speaking of my love of hummus… this lunchbox is amazing. It offers all the fun flavors of the Mediterranean in a great snackable or lunchbox form! Yet another one I make extras of for me!
Pita or mini naan
Roasted chick peas
Green olives
Sabra hummus
Cucumber
Sugar snap peas
Grape tomatoes
The Nacho Lunchbox:
Nachos are so tricky for lunch boxes, especially if you don’t have to have a (way) to heat up your cheese, but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy all the yummy flavors of a good plate of nachos. This one is a kid and husband favorite!
Tortilla chips
Guacamole cup
Pickled jalapenos
Salsa
Olives
Tomatoes
Cheese stick
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Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -
George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time?
Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-
Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?
Ok but both the additions actually miss the point of the original, which is that Orwell is fixating on something which is actually MORE RELEVANT to his concerns than the language issue
Why do you study history
Holy fucking shit y'all.
ok but
Have some samples from the comments - 10/10 would recommend browsing them.
everyone should try to get into bugs because they fulfill all your primal needs to get Way Too Close to wildlife and hold and pet wild creatures
When you start recognizing bugs as friendly and cute little Guys, your world opens up so much.
They're easy to obtain. Do you want isopods? Just put a piece of cardboard on the ground and you will have isopods. There's a straight-up CLOUD of bees, wasps, butterflies, and flies around my Swamp Milkweed. Planting any native flower will make you so many friends. Better yet, do nothing—any somewhat overgrown area is habitat. I was hacking down some of the grasses in the Weed Area in our back yard yesterday (the non-native chicory is overpopulated and the native perennials are getting swallowed up by a Crap Ton of non-native grass) and found a enormous katydid.
I am feeling such awe and wonder over how tame and unbothered insects are in front of humans. Lots of them you can catch and hold in your hands and they will just be like oop oh well this is strange sorry to bother you and fly away.
They are so beautiful too! The COLORS. Electric blue! Iridescent green! Bright red! Every metallic shade! Rainbow! Our yard is full of dragonflies now and they've got to be one of the world's most elegant creatures.
questions for ttrpg characters!
1. what is their coffee shop order?
2. what is their favourite article of clothing that they own?
3. would/do they know how to drive a car? are they/would they be good at it?
4. what is their comfort food?
5. what is a specific, defining physical feature that they have?
6. what quality do they like the most about themselves?
7. what quality do they like the least about themselves?
8. what is the most interesting thing that they regularly carry on their person?
9. who do they admire? why?
10. who do they hate? why?
11. what does a usual outfit of theirs look like?
12. do they tend to hold a lot of tension in their body? if so, where?
13. what does their handwriting look like?
14. do you have a favourite conversation that they’ve had with another character? briefly describe it!
15. when was the last time they cried?
16. which member of their family are they the most fond of, if any?
17. when were they the most angry that they’ve ever been?
18. have they ever had their heart broken?
19. have they ever been in love?
20. describe one of your favourite rp moments with this character
21. without revealing any secrets, how much of your character’s backstory does the rest of your party know about? 20%? 75%? 0%?
22. if they were to have a social media profile, what would it look like? the username, bio, type of thing they’d post about, etc.
23. when do they feel the most beautiful?
24. are they good at keeping secrets? does it depend on how big the secret is?
25. are they a clean/tidy person?
26. do they like to collect things? if so, what?
27. what do they do when they want to impress someone?
28. what is something that helps to comfort them?
29. are they very in tune with their mind/body?
30. how do they act when they’re overwhelmed?
31. do they ever lash out at people?
32. what emotion do they feel the most often?
33. when creating your character, did you take inspiration from characters in other media? or just other media in general? name them, if any!
34. pick a character that they know. what is something that they do that your character finds charming/endearing?
35. pick a character that they know. what is something that they do that your character finds annoying/frustrating?
36. are they introverted or extroverted?
37. what is their zodiac sign?
38. does your character have tattoos? what do they look like? if not, do they want any?
39. does your character have piercings? which ones? if not, do they want any?
40. what do they smell like?
41. are they good at controlling their emotions?
42. how similar is your character to you?
43. is your character known to be the one that causes problems for the party (wether it be intentional or not)? how do they feel about that? if not, how do they feel about the person who does tend to be the one causing problems?
tag yourself: autumn edition
tea or hot chocolate? cozy books or halloween movies? plaid or corduroy? foggy mornings or twinkly nights? orange or black? pumpkin or apple pie? wool or velvet? picking fruit or carving pumpkins? libraries or coffee shops? cinnamon or peanut butter? spooky or cozy halloween? candles or fairy lights?
tea or hot chocolate? cozy books or halloween movies? plaid or corduroy? foggy mornings or twinkly nights? orange or black? pumpkin or apple pie? wool or velvet? picking fruit or carving pumpkins? libraries or coffee shops? cinnamon or peanut butter? spooky or cozy halloween? candles or fairy lights?
obsessed with the idea of Alois going through it mental health wise and Claude awkwardly patting his back because while he can deal with the angry outbursts and manic episodes, he doesn't know what to do about the depressive stuff.
Alois : *crying in his bed*
Claude : *sitting in silence and holding tissues*
no one in this room ever held a baby
Baldroy: You know, if you think about it, everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
Sebastian:
Sebastian: I GUESS
𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒．．．．．．
we’ve all been thinking it
My greatest creation
Part 156 of my bakery “enemies” au!
Aaannnd…. scene!
I’m going to take a small hiatus now! Shouldn’t be too long, the next few parts are already done, but I need to recoup at least a little bit and I figure it’d be better to take a break at the scene change than in the middle of the next scene.
Thank you guys for all the kind comments, support, fanworks, etc of my silly comic 😭 I never expected it to get this much attention! Thank you!
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NOTHING makes me more mad than people shoving aside creepy behavior just because the person in question is neurodivergent and doesn't pick up on social skills well. there was this girl in high school who got way too touchy with me no matter how many times I told her to stop and the fucking school guidance counselor and school psychologist were like "well you can't blame her because she can't pick up on social cues well". i'm neurodivergent too but if someone begs me to stop doing something it's kind of fucking clear they don't like it???
just the way people approach neurodivergency is so infantilizing I hate it. if you ever reblog a post about how it's ableist to react angrily to someone invading your space i'll fucking kill you. half the things you guys call ableism are just straight up not, and this isn't even a tumblr thing, it's something supposed medical professionals believe.
It's no longer a social cue if someone says "stop, i don't like that" it's literally just someone verbalizing what they expect you to do. which is stop.
^^exactly
