Has it ever occurred to you?

She/her | 28 | Married mother of 3 My presence is sporadic, my opinions salty Probably thinking about Taylor Swift

[nick-nellson]

The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

[scrunchie-face]

Reasons I joined a facebook group for Catholic neurodivergent families: very few people exist at the intersection of “devout Catholic and having elementary school age children who will run yelling through the church if they don’t get to go through the priest’s line at communion”

Reasons I hate being in a facebook group for Catholic neurodivergent families: “remember that if your Rejection Sensitivity is making your marriage difficult, it’s because the devil is attacking you. He loves to attack Holy Matrimony”

[charlesoberonn]

Don't open a PM with a stranger with "hello".

1. You sound like a bot

2. You don't give anything to respond to

Try to say something nice and ask questions that the other person can respond to.

[charlesoberonn]

I was talking about tumblr but I suppose it also applies to this

[charlesoberonn]

Remember Inigo Montoya

[lastvalyrian]

Name: We are the Borg.

Polite Greeting: You will be assimilated.

Relevant personal link: Your biological and technological characteristics will be added to our own.

Manage expectations: Resistance is futile.

[errantindy]

1. Polite Greeting:

2. Name: I’m Luke Skywalker

3. Personal Relevant Link:

4. Manage Expectations: I’m here to rescue you.

You can see Luke makes a hash of this greeting, and the Princess is hesitant to do anything until he supplies their personal relevant link: that he’s here with Ben Kenobi.

[charlesoberonn]

He improves greatly in the later movies

Polite Greeting: "Greetings, Exalted One."

Name + Relevant Personal Link: "I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi knight and friend to captain Solo."

Manage Expectations: "I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life."

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[beroebluejeans]

I just really enjoy saying things to my coworkers like, “yeah, I just don’t read many books by men.” I think it’s good for them.

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[autumnsgambit]

Gen Z tradcath dudes are so funny. Like bro shut up, you’re not a knight prepared to go fight a holy crusade, you’re a racist gym rat who thinks gay people going to church is “heresy”

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[eriksangel666]

I'm gonna be a theatre nerd on main here. Okay, the original recording of Christopher Plummer singing Edelweiss was released yesterday and honestly, I just want them to re-release the film with his vocals, not the dub. It feels much more natural and organic to him as a performer. What do I mean by that? Well, the man who dubbed Plummer sounded lovely, absolutely nothing wrong. But with Plummer's voice back in, I noticed subtle shifts in his acting that I hadn't before. The original dub is "Hello I am here and I am singing a pretty song, the end." Plummer's version is "I love my country, I love my family...and I think I love this woman who came into my home." And the tiny shifts in his voice match the expressions on his face and the way his eyes suddenly glint in a different way as the Captain. In conclusion, by God that man could act and he shouldn't have been dubbed in the first place. Maybe that's why he was always reticent to sing it in public.

[arctic-turtle-cassiopeia]

I didn’t know this was a thing - where can I find this please?

[eriksangel666]

Right here, buddy!

[nihilnovisubsole]

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

[dancinbutterfly]

Your mother is the only one who understands me

[babymorte]

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

[qqchurch]

[ellakas]

[ellakas]

[playthings2007]

Please, call me Frankenstein. Frankenstein was my father, but stealing his name and overriding his presence in the dominant cultural consciousness has been really, really satisfying

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]