mulder, it's me

27, they/them, fucking tired

[kitty]

[luke-is-very-gay]

Luke Skywalker (1977)

Two mindless porgs (2017)

[sa2ha]

Cat no banana has some big moods

[redemmanems]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

[sunshinetoday]

Gillian Anderson is joining the growing flock of celebrities who would “rather go naked than wear fur.” 

“I found it liberating to use my body to make an important statement,” Anderson, 49, says of teaming with PETA for the powerful photo shoot. “People tend to look away from anti-fur ads showing mangled animals, but they’re drawn to PETA’s ‘naked’ campaign, and I’m proud to be a part of it.”

[paprika]

[twitterlols]

[wlwellbutrin]

how about for 2018 we stop being afraid of pussy hair

[g0ds-favorite]

[fionafuartwork]

I saw TLJ earlier tonight.It’s overwhelming. 

★ Patreon ★

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

me when i’m thirsty and need some water

[rainbowgazes-archive]

thats not where the water goes

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

looks like someone’s a drybrain 

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

im at chilis for the first time and when we walked in and the girl said hi welcome to chilis i almost fucking lost it

[satanfictive-old]

Nice legs. Daisy dukes. Makes a man go. There he goes. He’s gone.

[marvelgifs]

…And end this.

[durbikins]

after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am

[durbikins]

2:12am… going back for more olive

[becca-archive]

[durbikins]

Catholic Twitter making better posts than I ever could