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@redfoxfire8
Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.
Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:
“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.
Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent
Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”
And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.
nobody warns you adulthood means craving physical contact like it's a vitamin deficiency
Love thy neighbor!
One of these men is a megalomaniacal mad scientist building a secret base where he tortures and kills helpless creatures to fuel the expansion of his unnatural domain. The other is Docm77.
It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
My own personal “counting sheep” style trick to fall asleep when I’m having trouble is to imagine the following: while I am lying in bed with my eyes closed, two burglars (reminiscent of the wet bandits) creep into my room. One sees me and exclaims, “hey, I thought you said the house would be empty!” The other replies, “Shhh, keep it together! Look, she’s asleep!” The first one then says “But what if she wakes up?” and the second responds “She won’t if you’re quiet, numbskull. But if she does, then we’ll take care of it,” alluding to a gun in his pocket. Then I have to keep pretending to be asleep while I imagine the two burglars picking items out of my room. Works like a charm
I've done this, it really works. Can comfirm.
i can not get over how perfectly he landed. how did he do this
Little Fox by lei min
Magical girl who had wanted to be one so badly but never had that magical mascot/mentor encounter so she summoned a demon to contract with instead.
It's not a dark story or anything, the magical girl is just as cute and cheery and friendly as factory standard and never loses that faith and optimism, she's just Pact-bound to a frightening demon from the underworld instead of a cute teddy bear mouse.
“What if he’s manipulating her to evil-“ No.
“What if she needs to eat souls to survive-“ No.
“What if she becomes horrified with what she’s becoming-“ No.
Demon being viewed as weird for making a pact with a cute, cheery schoolgirl.
At every demon party where they show off their pacted there's evil, terrible, and frighteningly beautiful and then there's this teenager in a cute magical girl dress.
"I don't get you Goragog." "Listen, it's nice. Just nice! Can't things be nice? Is it a sin for things to be nice?" "No and that's part of the problem..." "You're just jealous Samantha created a "bffs forever" blingee with me. When was the last time one of your warlocks did something like that for you?" "*on the verge of tears* it's been DECADES!"
Meanwhile on the other side of the room...
"So what do you get in exchange? I get eternal youth and beauty."
"Yeah, and I get all my enemies smited."
"And my guy gave me immeasurable wealth. What'chu got, kid?"
"This super cute compact! Isn't it pretty? The heart-shaped jewels are so sparkly, and the mirror is always spotless!"
"...."
"And since we're pactbound, we're basically roomies now, so I also get a cool best friend and sleepovers on weekends!"
"...."
"Oh, and I also got my magical powers, of course."
Er'trian, Harbinger of Eternal Night, Defender of the Shrieking Chasm, and Lord of Eight Furies stared at eir favorite rival in confusion.
"But it's a pact," ey said. "A deal. An exchange is built in! You can't just Bestow Magical Powers for nothing in return. So what are you getting out of this, Goragog???"
Goragog's dark eyes wept their endless ichor. A halo of eldritch nightmares flickered around his head. With deliberate slowness he turned to meet Er'trian's accursed gaze.
"The power of friendship."
"Rattling Bones"
A cackle of glee
A bag of bones I see
A wonderful game of tricks,
With a pile of secrets stacked like sticks.
Rattling of bones
A new coffin a day
Certainly you know alot more than you say.
My dear cadaver
Of mischief and manipulation
You're no dog who rolls over
Nor sits idly by in stipulation.
Resting asides,
When shenanigans are a foot
You know when there's lies
An' when there's hounds enroute.
Dear silver fox,
You'll never let them see
That you already caught them in their own box,
And released their spectres to be.
was watching a video essay on how grim star trek is nowadays and saw some great comments.
some screenshot redraws from the outreach!
anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??
Do you ever see a complicated meme that expresses a very specific feeling, and while you wouldn’t have said it that way, it instantly resonates with you?
mumbo killsalot jumbo they could never make me hate you