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@redhairedred-blog
Alright, time for bed. It’s been fun. Try not to kill me in my sleep, I’d appreciate a chance to defend myself.
#and by bed I mean Stark's internet history #psych debriefing huh? #bet I've seen worse
I'll take you up on that bet. If you can make it through without showering for three hours afterward, I'll buy drinks.
Such wretched friends you’ve made.
He is not my friend.
As well he shouldn’t be.
Did I just get chastised for lying by the God of Mischief?
#do I get an award?
There should be an award for that.
duckduckhawk replied to your post: Oh my God.
Don’t pretend this is new to you. I’ve seen your internet history.
I said nothing about it being new to me. I've seen Stark's internet history.
Oh my God.
Clint, you're a terrible person, you know that?
You too, Stark.
I should probably get some sleep.
Spider-man, I will speak with you more later. If we're going to be invaded, we have to do all we can to protect the civilians, and our best bet is to do that in secrecy so we don't end up with a panic on our hands.
I'd suggest everyone else get some sleep, too, but that may not happen given the weather.
...Wonderful, my infrared goggles are broken.
Note to self: get parts for fixing them ASAP. Judging by the talk I’m seeing about these extradimensional beings, I will probably be needing them.
What kind are they? I’m close by. I could help, once I finish this suit.
They’re S.H.I.E.L.D. issue, very high-tech stuff. If you have parts, though, I would certainly be grateful if you’d let me look through them.
Infared?
Infrared. They use heat to see, instead of visible light. Good for night-vision, and for seeing targets with cloaking technology. (Most people who use cloakers forget that their bodies still produce significant heat signatures.)
I bet I could get some for the rest of us. Stark might have something, too.
That is usually my opening line.
Mine, too.
Also, “Hey, my fist says hi!”
I like you.
My opening line is usually a garrotte. Does that count?
Has anyone ever told you that you would make a fine elf?
...no, I don't believe I've heard that line before. Thank you, I guess?
...Wonderful, my infrared goggles are broken.
Note to self: get parts for fixing them ASAP. Judging by the talk I’m seeing about these extradimensional beings, I will probably be needing them.
What kind are they? I’m close by. I could help, once I finish this suit.
They're S.H.I.E.L.D. issue, very high-tech stuff. If you have parts, though, I would certainly be grateful if you'd let me look through them.
That is usually my opening line.
Mine, too.
Also, “Hey, my fist says hi!”
I like you.
My opening line is usually a garrotte. Does that count?
...Wonderful, my infrared goggles are broken.
Note to self: get parts for fixing them ASAP. Judging by the talk I'm seeing about these extradimensional beings, I will probably be needing them.
rosie-lalonde:
cottonbombs:
something I still ask myself surprisingly often.
…Oh…
Oh!
I would consider taking this seriously.
But then Geger happened.
This is pretty much my view on Elves/The Fair Folk/Tylwyth Teg. Terry Prachett could NOT have worded this any better.
“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror. The thing about words is that meaning can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad.”
Currently relevant to my interests.
Indeed.
Oh, this is going to be fun, I can already tell.
Loki,
…Yes. Definitely a complex.
#I suppose he’s not the type to go in for therapy
Some have tried.
Unsurprising. With someone like him, the problem is always everyone else.
Loki,
That’s an excellent idea.
I at least need to feel, from your words, like you are licking my boots.
Loki, I cannot do this without you. Please. Help me retrieve the Casket and return it to its rightful place in Asgard.
If not for me, then perhaps for Jane.
Thor, I don’t think he gives a fuck about dear Jane.
Believe me, if there is someone that I care for, his attention is sure to follow.
...Yes. Definitely a complex.
anneemaye replied to your post: For those interested
How’d the rat/elf situation go?
It, um, didn’t.
Once I turned on the light and checked, there was nothing there.
sinister
Or, not.
There have been a lot of stories of apartments being trashed and people disappearing.
It’s been attributed to looters and the snow (which is seriously getting out of hand), but of course that’s probably not the whole story.
I’ve been in the basement making a new suit, specifically for the cold. It’s basically just a big red wool and leather coat with the spider motif. Come to think of it, I guess I’ll kind of look like a skinny Santa.
I have heard a few of these stories since getting back. I thought it might be just looters, as well, but...
Hm. This may require looking into.
Loki,
What, do you want him to go down on his knees and kiss your boots?
…Wait. Don’t answer that.
Do not give him ideas.
That’s an excellent idea.
I at least need to feel, from your words, like you are licking my boots.
You have quite a complex, don't you?
Loki,
What, do you want him to go down on his knees and kiss your boots?
…Wait. Don’t answer that.
Do not give him ideas.
That’s an excellent idea.
You are an ass.
But I suppose I'm not the first to tell you that.
I suppose it's a good thing I still have most of my gear from Siberia.
блядь.
