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Some facts about being autistic/audhd
Being “Transautistic” isnt autism, its called being a loser basement dwelling chud with a small dick and no friends. ❌
Self Diagnosis isnt autism, its called being ignorant, and same as transautistic. ❌
Self diagnosis adhd isnt adhd, you are a bitch ❌
Being LEGALLY DIAGNOSED is autism, and you are perfectly normal. ✅
being legally diagnosed anything is good but self diagnosed bad cause you are NOT A DOCTOR. ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
why was my friends first response in health class literally this:
teacher: “std’s are very bad, there is around 20+ std and sti’s, they-“
friend: *while doing the infinity gauntlet hand thing* “if i get all the stds can i put them all together to make like a super std”
like, WHAT???
anybody got nicknames with like the most bs lore ever?
not like “oh it sounded funny”
like “i was at disneyland and mickey mouse started doing backflips and landed on my face, ass first, and ever since my friends have called me mickey, which is short for mickeys ass slave”
guys, i think ive found the right words for this.
i would rather be forced to step on rusty nails with no shoes on, covered in hot sauce, butt naked, infront of my family and friends, and have my favourite musicians retire, have my whole life play on repeat infront of my family, have all my fingers doused in razor blades, then into hand sanitizer, then lemon juice, then rock salt, be shot 6 times in the foot with a Smith & Wesson, have them reload and do it again, then have that bullet wound be covered in honey and put in a room filled with 10 million flies
instead of accept radqueers, maps, transids and others as people
happy pride motherfuckers, maps, zoos, transids, and radqueers are not welcome.
why do i only get the pride flag heart when i heart the gay posts
sorry, WHAT.
every band has at least one;
The two players who are great when separate, or during concerts, but while practicing, they are insufferable.
The stuck up hipster, (usually guitarist.)
Drummer, who’s either always drinking something, or eating something.
The bassist who should really be a drummer but thinks drumming is lame (even though they’re REALLY good at it.)
Some type of LGBTQIA++ Member, are crazy good at the one thing they do, and are really nice to everyone in the band (and are usually impossible to notice in crowds)
Bonus for school bands;
The really crappy player, who’s been playing for like, 9 years and somehow has never improved.
Snare who hates playing bells or keyboard-esc instruments.
Percussionist whos goofing off always. (Funny.)
Percussionist whos goofing off always. (Unfunny.)
The 2 of ____ that play extra, and talk too much. (Surprisingly good, and are pretty cool if you know them.)
Person who nevers shows up, and might be dead but nobody knows.
every band has at least one;
The two players who are great when separate, or during concerts, but while practicing, they are insufferable.
The stuck up hipster, (usually guitarist.)
Drummer, who’s either always drinking something, or eating something.
The bassist who should really be a drummer but thinks drumming is lame (even though they’re REALLY good at it.)
Some type of LGBTQIA++ Member, are crazy good at the one thing they do, and are really nice to everyone in the band (and are usually impossible to notice in crowds)
All Apologies by Nirvana.
30 second mark.
why do i only get the pride flag heart when i heart the gay posts
happy pride day 3, sadly we are all about to be smited in 28 days as gay people cant exist after pride month without their signature summoning circle and magic staff…
original post by @.puppybaby15 but has since been deleted
HI EDIT this post has blown up so here's a much better pedo warning
edit: wonderful post someone made
https://www.tumblr.com/ari-doodles-stuff/799597309670375424/phrases-they-use
reblogging this beautiful thing for pride month, just so i can gleefully say, MAPS ARE NOT WELCOME, GO TO A PSYCH WARD YOU SHITHEADS!!! ❤️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
i don’t appreciate dumb people spouting homophobic stuff, so here’s some tips on what to do if you spot them, but i dont suggest a lot of these if they seem aggressive
If about lesbians, say to the person next to you, while pointing your thumb at the jerk (loud enough for him to hear you) “he definitely lost his girlfriend to another girl, must be a shitty partner.”
if about gays, say “ooh… look at this cute twink, you’d look great in drag…” (bonus points if its an older person spouting the homophobia)
if its about trans, say “your transition was great, ma’am/sir! happy pride!” (works best in june)
if about pan/bi, (works for either), say “most pan/bi people have had a boyfriend and a girlfriend, while you struggle getting either, you wanna switch teams?” (bonus points if they’re single)
remember this, if they’re doing it in a place where its disturbing the peace, (which is almost EVERYWHERE), or are actively harassing people, CALL THE POLICE, if you can’t, tell the owner of the establishment they are near/in (if they are near/in one), tell security, tell anyone, as this is NOT okay.
happy pride, stay safe, my queer bunchkins
guys im pan
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mine is on both because i subconsciously make my mouth sorta like a vaccum so my tongue is touching both the top and bottom, (the tip touches inbetween my top and bottom teeth)
i was on my way to my band concert (school band) and someone hit a pole i think, lowk a jojo reference tho
so like, i absolutely cooked so i think it was a binding vow that if they crash their car i would smoke (especially on my solo)