Rantings of the Red Lantern Avenger Elf

I'm Katie. Lots of my friends call me "Katie Elf." I'd love to say it's cause I shoot archery and am obsessed with Tolkien, but it's mostly because I'm ridiculously short. I'm a chaotic, feral trash-disaster, ridiculous geek, and a most peculiar madamoiselle who's not as cool as my cats are. She/Her

[killboyy0]

so pretty ,,,

[catchyvideos]

OP theaverycottage on TikTok ♡

[ruinedchildhood]

My hidden room as a child

[aropride]

if u dont love little brown birds i dont even know what to tell u. u will die by my blade

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[bettercallathena]

[sslimbo]

[bollcks]

THE BOYS 5x05 | One-Shots

[unhinqed]

THE BOYS 5x08 | Blood and Bone

[mistressvera]

Terror! Oh, my mom told me all about you.

[sgt-dignam]

hey, were you having a dream, were you? was it a goody?

THE BOYS | 5.05 - One-Shots

[yaoiblackmold]

I absolutely love the casting for the AOS movies because yeah Chris Pine kinda looks like a yassified Jim Kirk, and Zachary Quinto does look like a younger Spock. But then they looked at big, tall, broad shouldered, muscular action man Karl Urban and went. Yeah, I think he can play scrawny bean pole shrimp postured, looks like a light gust of wind would blow him away, Leonard McCoy. And by god, were they correct because it was like the spirit of Deforest Kelley himself possessed him to play Bones.

[aenslem]

THE BOYS || 5.08 "Blood and Bone"

[meep-meep-richie]

KARL URBAN as BLACK HAT in PRIEST

[solidsmax]

Mortal Kombat II (2026) dir. Simon McQuoid

[meep-meep-richie]

KARL URBAN as JOHN GRIMM in DOOM

[meep-meep-richie]

KARL URBAN as JOHN GRIMM in DOOM