FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS

I'd like to formally apologise for the weird, it can't be helped.

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[michaelnothing]

[smileyfolly]

yknow ever since people realized tumblr isnt dead and have decided to flock here from twitter and tiktok ive seen a huge influx of people in fandom spaces who dont reblog anything. at all.

like, i used to have an art blog with 340 followers. not a ton but not a small amount either given how this website works with creators. and in my experience back then even the ones who only left likes still reblogged other things or at least posted their own stuff. literally the only empty blogs were clearly bots.

but on this New art blog, i've had so many people with fandom-specific headers and icons with actual usernames as urls and some kind of title or description, but have. Nothing. no posts. all they do is like things. and it's always public, too. their following list and their likes list.

and honestly all it makes me think is that these people are New and also don't know how tumblr works. how likes don't give exposure. not even in a "oh, i know it doesn't give exposure, but i'm still going to reblog anyways" way, but in a genuine honest to god straight up doesn't realize tumblr likes don't work like twitter's.

PLEASE please if you're from tiktok or twitter or whatever please reblog people's art both fandom and original if you like it!! and maybe actually pad out your blog's content in some way so people won't potentially see you as a bot and block you.

REBLOG ARTIST'S WORK. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THEY GET ANY ATTENTION ON THIS WEBSITE OH MY GOD. PLEASE. I BEG of you

[bunjywunjy]

Did you know that the Pukeko, a bird native to New Zealand, has the same sized feet as a baby that it does as an adult? The feet are so big on the little chicks it's adorable

Just figured you would like to know! :)

my GOD

that's possibly the worst ratio of don't-worry-you'll-grow-into-it that I've ever seen on a baby animal!

my condolences to the Pukeko.

[dundermifflinscranton]

[earthdad]

everyone in 2016

[esoteric-law89-deactivated20241]

Everyone in 2020

[tar-mairons]

tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode

[oodlenoodleroodle]

I dont know any plotlines i just know which characters are gay

[thebootydiaries]

Date: hey let’s slow dance

Me: does the Macarena at ¼ speed

[sevenelevenprophet]

The genderless urge to study your local flora and turn open spaces into ecosystems for native plants.

[time-passes-byy]

Sorry Liam, maybe next time buddy.

[lucreziaborgia]

exactly my man

[sketchdeath]

the ikea pride collection is certainly a choice but this one is so fucking cute

[shitty-check-please-aus]

it’s kind of weird how we’re culturally not supposed to admit that we do things for money and/or attention. Like I’m not going to work because i’m a team player or because I care about the company mission, I’m going so I can pay rent and buy food. I’m not publishing my fanfic because I’m passionate about writing or because I only care about art in its purest form, I’m publishing it because I want attention. If I didn’t want attention, I’d leave it on my hard drive. Really, why are we supposed to pretend to have “better” motivations?

[entierradefrikis]

[fuzzynecromancer]

There is no unskilled labor, only undervalued skills.

[yumearashi]

Louder for the people in the back - There is no unskilled labor, only undervalued skills.

[sewickedthread]

Most of these are jobs that can’t (a few just aren’t) taught in a school setting. It’s on the job training.

You can slice a pizza without a degree. But with experience, you’ll do it much better, as your skills grow.

[mjalti]

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

[kaijuno]

Futurama is an okay show but this stupid fucking joke gets me every time

[spelldealer]

THIS is the bear cave painting i was talking about, the line weight, the proportions, the fine details around the face, and the fact that this all had to be drawn from memory, idk man, it’s incredible to me. if i could meet one person from history it’d be the person that painted this bear 30,000 years ago

[reboobaru]

[nutmegfluff]

Do you think they practiced first? Like, on smaller chunks of rock that weren't part of the cave proper? Or did they really just freedraw this bear? I'm fucking dying to know.

[grayintogreen]

OH NO DARIAX IS A DIVINE SOUL SORCERER……

THIS GUY???? IS YOUR PSEUDOCLERIC???

YOUR LIVES DEPEND ON HIS LOW INT, LOW WIS NO IMPULSE CONTROL ASS???

Matt out here cracking his knuckles like “you made fun of Jester for being bad at healing, you assholes. wait’ll you get a load of me.”

[afloweroutofstone]

[candyredterezii]

[maxdowt]

Tea party

[purplepokili]

fae court

[catrinecat]

The council to decide your fate