cyan ^__^

autistic 🌈 she/any(+) feel free 2 chat w/ me :3 idk how tumblr works

[redmists]

Trick or treat! 🎃

omgOMG A TRICK OR TREATER HERE YOU GO 🍭🍭🍬🍬🍭🍭🍬🍬🍫🍫🍬🍭🍬🍫🍬🍭🍭🍬🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍬🍫🍬🍬🍫

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[butchdyk]

Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2

When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in

When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her

When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"

When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.

At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.

When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.

When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle

When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.

When I taught my wife how to waltz

[dragonwitchbitch]

this is precious and lovely and you inspire me to create more wonderful dyke moments in the world

[uncleborislovesyou]

[markscherz]

Phenomenal.

[serial777killers]

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[jimxugle]

40.4004260, -79.8731200

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[blackpyrefly]

no met gala look will ever top cee lo greens powerful sorcerers garb from the grammys that one time

[civvic]

sincerely the best part of all of this is that he later claimed that he was never physically present at the grammys, and the figure seen here was an entirely different entity called "Gnarly Davidson"

[twistcmyk]

had to get this out of my head, hope it helps someone!

[rebisrot]

she lost her youth, she lost her tony, now she's lost her mind!

[lycanium]

I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds. 

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition 

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

[lycanium]

I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds. 

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition 

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

[lycanium]

I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds. 

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition 

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

[myturtlespeedy]

I literally spit water all over my screen.

[thesevenumbrellas]

For context

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Is it lost? Is it trapped? Is it home? Is it innocent? Is it hunting you? Can you feel it watching you? Is it the house?

[ampervadasz]

[ealadhubh]

To Have Hope

[straycatj]

しろい毛？　もちJせんせのでち？

White fur? Yep,it's of course master J's!

[straycatj]

Jせんせは　こふが　たべちゃったんでち

なのでここは「元のらKとおかさんのツレヅレ」になりますんでち

ぐふふふふふ

Kofu ate master J, so this blog will change "the ex-stray cat K and mom's diary", ghehehehehe......

[probablybadrpgideas]

Elves but they fucking get you

[probablybadrpgideas]

[demilypyro]

This one squicks me out ngl