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Jules of Nature
blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price
Three Goblin Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane
#extradirty
Andulka
Origami Around
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Kaledo Art
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@redofthewestcountry
Dragon whose horde consists of Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings!
Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree!
Paladin with a firm oath against killing but keeps bringing it up in really weird contexts.
"Thank you for the christmas sweater! Just to remind you, I do have a vow against killing you over it. What, no, I love the sweater! I just wanted you to know it would violate my oath to kill you over it!"
So, I recently started reading The Age of Darkness (AoD) Trilogy. So far, so good - I'm enjoying it. One of the reasons I picked it though was because it's been compared to Six of Crows (SoC) an all-time fave of mine. So I started going through the characters in both, and yeah, there's definitely a couple, which I can say would be characters in SoC. Then I started going through the others and thought who would be Wylan Fahey in AoD. It took me moment to realise I'd given Wylan Jesper's surname without a second thought.
Rogue: While he isn’t looking, I wanna swipe that thing from Barbarian.
DM: Sure, roll Sleight of Hand.
Rogue: *rolls* That’s an 11.
Barbarian: Yeah, thats higher than my passive perception, you got it.
Sorcerer: That’s higher than my armor class.
Cleric: …Is that relevant to this situation?
Sorcerer: Not immediately, but I’m constantly worried about it.
Cleric: Fair enough.
when i was a kid i used to respond to the "glass half full/half empty" question by asking how the liquid in the glass got there in the first place. nobody ever gave me a chance to explain my reasoning so i'm doing it now
if you have a glass and it has some liquid in it, up to the halfway line, whether it is empty or full depends on what happened before the question was asked. if you started with a full glass and poured half out until only half remained, the glass is half empty, because if you continued pouring it would be fully empty. however, if you started with an empty glass and poured liquid from another container into the glass up to the halfway line, the glass is half full because if you continued pouring it would be all the way full. logical, no?
i was 13 years old when somebody finally told me it was supposed to be some kind of optimism/pessimism thing. i always thought it was a riddle that nobody let me solve
Okay but that actually goes really well with the metaphor. How did you get to where you are right now? Have things gotten better or worse? Does it seem like the trend is continuing?
Nobody's really an optimist or pessimist all the time, your outlook depends on the situation and how you arrived there.
I've always gone with the pessimistic route; that way I'm either right or pleasantly surprised
Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.
It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?
Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.
This is fine.
And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…
Ha ha…
Ha.
Hm.
Fuck.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!
This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.
Good times.
IT WAS WHAT?
my favorite game to play is “is supernatural actually trending or did some major political/social event just occur”
THE FRENCH????????????????????
People with French. People experiencing France. People with France illnesses.
I was carrying a pack of paper towels back to my apartment. I set them down to reorganize the things in my arms and when I turned around there was a beast on my towels. I do not own or recognize the beast.
The beast wailed at me until I was forced to caress it.
Quite possibly THE funniest way to frame a former president being deemed a criminal in court
i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”
buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
Being on tumblr for years like:
this post is 2 years old and it’s only going to get funnier as it gets older
How did you find out about Trump being indicted?
News organization
Family or friends told me
Destiel meme
Crab rave
Other post on tumblr.gov
Twitter or other social media
TRUMP'S BEEN INDICTED???????
Other
What kind of cat do you have?
Little guy
A creachur
Tiny baby
Criminal mastermind
Distinguished elder statesman
Ball of fur and rage
The shadow that meows in the night
An orange one
Some combination of the above
None of the above (please explain)
a collection of excellent additions from the tags
Y'all. "Hell is empty and the devil's are here" is not one of those epic Tumblr quotes. It's from The Tempest. The Shakespeare one.
remember when that furry post went around with "you have nothing to lose but your chains" and people were saying "this is such a raw ass line and it's from a furry post" but it's literally karl marx
reading waiting for godot for class and finding out that’s where that “that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth” meme is from ruined me i think
new game: "classic or shitpost?" in which we give you a raw-ass quote and you have to determine whether it came from an internet shitpost or classic literature
"cost of living crisis" give me a FUCKING break it's called "unprecedented corporate greed and income inequality" fucking cost of living crisis like it's just a natural or unexplainable phenomenon Christ
A headline came up on my phone a few days ago. It said we could see a 'Cost of Living Hike'.
We've already got a crisis, the fuck do we need a hike for?
In how many languages can you count to ten?
Zero ( I am not judging, but I am Concerned)
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4 (You go, Glen Coco!)
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9+ (I bow to you, wise wizard)
