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PL ᴥ Ginger girl with crazy mind ᴥ writer (I wish xD), artist (good joke xD) and human (maybe in 12%)

[redramzi]

Tumblr top 9:

My head:

Rats?

Rats make me crazy...

I was crazy once!

They lock me in a room...

A rubber room...

A rubber room with rats...

And rats make me crazy...

Crazy?

I was crazy once!

They lock me in a room...

A rubber room...

A rubber room with rats...

And rats make me crazy...

Crazy?

I was crazy once!

They lock me in a room...

[watermelon-converse]

Most of the tumblr trends are pretty self contained - I don’t go around telling everyone about horse plinko or referencing the live slug reaction too much, or saying “eeby deeby” or anything like that around non-tumblrinas. So why is it that I keep wanting to turn towards everyone I know and say “hey have you seen the 1973 Martin Scorsese film Goncharov yet”

[chocolatecakecas]

alright gang. goncharov made it to tiktok....now its time to actually gaslight gatekeep goncharov and completely erase it from existence

[redramzi]

*hiding all Goncharov merch and memes under a blanket* what Goncharov? I don't know any Goncharov... There is no such thing like Goncharov

[morganizer]

crazy that Goncharov (1973) will be 50 years old in a few months because it seems like it just came out yesterday

[turnpikeghosts]

goncharov

[notpikaman]

tap for a surprise

[redramzi]

What I was supposed to see:

What I saw:

I am not sure what's more terrifying, the original one, or the dark-mode version xD

[frogsbtw]

[redramzi]

Omg... More frögs! Tumblr is spoiling me today

Did I reblogged an add again? Yes. Because frögs, okay?

[frogsbtw]

[redramzi]

This got me at frög... Man, I love frögs

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

yes but how do you rotate your blorbos in your mind? do they spin upright like a top? are you slowly turning them like a rotisserie chicken? do they oscillate wildly? are they orbiting each other like planets around a star? are they doing barrel rolls?

[redramzi]

Blorbos in my head:

Also my blorbos:

[savorytoothgirl]

Pull Apart Christmas Tree Garlic Bread

[redramzi]

me, asexual: omg... that's so hot 😳 🥵

[scarlct-vvitch]

in honor of ace week id like to shoutout every asexual who first thought they were bi/pan because they looked at all the genders and felt no difference and zero is equal to zero so they said "huh. must be bisexual" and then shoved their sexuality back under the rug for 3-5 years

[redramzi]

Thanks for the shoutout, and you know what? I feel it's specifically targeted at people like me, whose story goes similar to mine, so here is my story:

Age <14; you think you are hetero

Age 14-15; you think you might be Bi because your best friend (same gender) is so smart/ so beautiful/ so cute/ all of it, and you just go fjeksojfbwoa every time you see them, so you label yourself bisexual

Age 15-16; actually scratch the bisexuality, you don't really care about the gender anyway, you just want somebody to love you, anyone, so you do some research and discover that hey! Pansexuals don't care about the gender of people they love, so you must be Pan, right? That's logical conclusion

Age 16-17; okay, so this is the time, when people start talking more openly about sex, right? So, you realize you aren't a child any more, they talk about theirs first time or even get pregnant, and you just sit there like 😐 because WAIT! People your age really are doing it? They talk about things they felt before and after... And you just sit there because... Okay, you read (or even write) some smutty fanfics/novels, you know what sex is and everything, you even joke about it, so they have to be lying, that's impossible, you never felt like that, something has to be wrong, so you do some more research, and you find it... Asexuality, you are happy because that means you aren't a freak, a robot or a not-human creature to be killed (things I was called by some random dudes after I told them I don't feel sexual attraction) and you have a new label for yourself, you think you are panromantic asexual

Age 17-21; you are comfortable with your sexuality and romantic attraction, you find the best fitting description for yourself, you are happy with it, so you put it on the shelf and forget about it because now you know who you are, you have some problems with your gender, but that's another topic because you are almost 22 years old and... Welp, you never dated anyone, you rarely have crushes, and you don't look for love, not like some people do, no, you just... Don't feel it? "Again?" you ask yourself, It's... Welp, you know about aromantic people, you read too much about it, to not recognize it in yourself... But... You still want love... It's difficult enough when you are asexual, and... How? How are you going to find love now? So, you just... Don't label yourself because it's easier

Age 22; After some anxiety time you calm down and accept, that after 7-8 years of mislabelling yourself you are somewhere on aro/ace spectrum, and that history really like to repeating itself because for so many years you (again) thought no romantic feelings = panromantic...

I really would like this to be a joke, but almost 4 years of thinking that no sexual attraction = bi-/pansexuality AND THEN almost 8 years of thinking no romantic attraction = bi-/panromantic... Like how blind I am? How many times I will step on the same fucking rake and bonk by head with the handle?!

[catchymemes]

[redramzi]

I am not going to point fingers or anything, but recently I saw some crabs on Tumblr and...

🦀

Oh look, there goes one!

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

More crabs? Hmmm... Time to search through Tumblr, I guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[theresacorpseinthisbed]

i hate ads and i hate tumblr shoelaces and i hate tumblr merch but i gotta admit. this is a good ad.

[redramzi]

But are you ready for the...

Dark mode?

[thefrogginbullfish]

[chronicoverachiever]

ok but Matt Murdock is so funny bec he’s like ‘i would never judge anyone ever’ and then proceeds to be the most judgemental bitch ever

[polyglot-noodle]

Oh, absolutely, look at him.

[redramzi]

I would call it blind judgement

[redramzi]

Who leaked my secret crushes that even I didn't know about?

Well, anyways... Hello cutie cutes @kimmycup @casmick-consequences 😏😏😏

[kimmycup]

... since when does tumblr even have crush notifications? 🤣❤️

[redramzi]

I don't know, but I am not going to complain, cutie pie 😏😏😏

[redramzi]

You know me too well Tumblr, of course I am interested, it one of my Tumblr Crushes, how could I not be interested? 😏😏😏

(also I love your new profile pic @casmick-consequences I am glad Tumblr showed it to me by notification)

[redramzi]

Was I fast enough, Tumblr? Did your crush-senses tingled and you were like "GET ME RAMZI HERE, IMMEDIATELY!"

Sorry I was late, but you know... Classes and Professors who don't respect students' time xD

Anyway, what you got for me, @kimmycup ? Have I ever told you that I adore your username? It's adorable and cute (just like you) ^-^

[kimmycup]

Your Tumblr is so pushy xD Mine never does that. And thank you, I got my username from @takaraphoenix actually xD

[redramzi]

Mine just know that I am too shy and anxious to do it myself XD my Tumblr is like:

It definitely want to find me some good mutuals and/or partner (in crime) and it's hinting heavily towards you and @casmick-consequences xD

[redramzi]

Tumblr! Stop it! You are embarrassing me in from of my crush!

You can't just show my feelings like that! Even to me... Expecialy to me! XD

What if @casmick-consequences sees it?

[redramzi]

Honey! Wake up!

New crush just dropped!

Welcome to the family, @anxietyproblem xD

[redramzi]

How it started:

How it's going:

Am I the only one who feel more and more passive aggressive vibes from Tumblr adds? XD

Tumblr, are you alright?

[redramzi]

It's 1:39 am, I wasn't ready for the last one

The Pikachu man has a twin in manscaped

It's really getting more and more passive aggressive, Tumblr Ada are you alright?