Hey husband, Willow and I made cake. You wanna come over and enjoy it with us? I'll mix us some drinks, we can watch some shit tv, it'll be fun!
and,,,,,,and????
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Hey husband, Willow and I made cake. You wanna come over and enjoy it with us? I'll mix us some drinks, we can watch some shit tv, it'll be fun!
and,,,,,,and????
Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.
It’s a really long time guys.
Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and wrote out a timeline of “when shit happened if you started at 1AD” because I know backwards numbers are hard to process but here’s an abridged version. If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in 1AD then…
300: step pyramid built 450: Great Pyramid at Giza built 815: Pepi II dies and civil war breaks out 950: Egypt re-unified 1350: Middle Kingdom ends 1450: New Kingdom begins 1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne 1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic religion and builds a new city 1680: Tutankhamun dies 1720: Ramesses II ‘the great’ ascends to the throne 1740: World’s first peace treaty signed 1790: Ramesses II dies leaving way too many children 1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again And now we get to ~~~~the future~~~~. If we started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn’t happened yet 2050: Briefly re-united as a single state 2180: Civil war 2250: Nubian kings take over 2335: Assyrian conquest 2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt 2930: Cleopatra VII born 2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome. Fin.
And that’s just starting with the Pharaohs. If you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt, you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND YEARS to all of those dates
I hate that this is still getting notes but that it’s getting notes *without the timeline addition* like c’mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS
Things Rick Sanchez Genuinely Enjoys
•his daughter’s sunny side up eggs •Pirates of the Pancreas •arcade games •Ice cream • 80s esque action movie franchise w no proper structure (the ball fondlers) •Nintendo DS •playing the guitar •His bff’s Oscar party •Tiny Planet exploration into the South Pole Feel free to add
-Purges -That perfect level of syrup absorption 👌
As of Rickshank Redemption, we can now add:
Tom Cruise in Cocktail (1988)
family diner settings
McDonald’s Mulan promo Szechuan sauce from the 90s
doing improv for 6 years
The Board ™ has reviewed the new information:
wafer cookies
Eyehole ™ cereal
Minecraft
creating extravagant gifts for his daughter
going to the spa
gambling w sentient stair aliens
rollercoasters
Binge watching bad TV in general
Atlantis
Wholesome
every reblog this gets is a kiss for rick sanchez
I’m ready
🔥🔥My Muse? Roast ‘em🔥🔥
Put a 🔥 In my inbox and roast the living hell out of my muse!
Put a 💥 in my inbox and I will roast YOUR muse!
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🔡- What’s their Discord Name(s)?
📳- Do they run their own server or simply participate in other people’s servers?
🔢- How many servers are they in?
👁🗨- Could they moderate in any servers?
🔆- How often would they use Discord?
👯- How many people have they added as friends? How many have they had to block?
💢- Would they get involved in server drama? How often?
🖌- Would they contribute art or writing to their servers or are they there to meme?
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❌- Could they ever get kicked or banned from a server? What for?
〽️- Do they prefer small servers or bigger ones?
“Ayeeee.” Ricki points at the Ricks differently colored eyes and then points to his own; one brown, one blue robotic one.
Rick tilted his head at the stranger because it took a second to sort of process what he was talking about. Instead of being salty and cold he smiled in return and gave him a thumbs up.
“ Twins eh? Nice-”
@therickshavegonemad
Ricki snorts and strolls over, offering a palm to shake hands. “My name is Ricki and who do I have the pleasure of twinning?”
TR looked at the others hand a little skeptical of the stranger. He had not had super fun experiences with strangers in the past, but he was having a good day so...he took the risk and his hand. He was all scarred up but it was hardly noticeable with his layered attire.
" A pleasure? Iets not get ahead of ourselves just yet." He shook the others hand.
" Rick, my name is rick."
@therickshavegonemad
“Ayeeee.” Ricki points at the Ricks differently colored eyes and then points to his own; one brown, one blue robotic one.
Rick tilted his head at the stranger because it took a second to sort of process what he was talking about. Instead of being salty and cold he smiled in return and gave him a thumbs up.
" Twins eh? Nice-"
@therickshavegonemad
THIS IS A TUMBLR HUG! PASS IT ON TO 10 OF YOUR FAVORITE FOLLOWERS AND DONT BREAK THE CHAIN! HAVE A LOVELY DAY!
oh thanks lmao i have no idea when this was sent but 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
☞☞ quotes i found on pinterest sentence starters pt. one ☜☜
“ i’ve polished this anger and now it’s a knife. ”
“ i’m fine, i’ve had worse. ”
“ death too must be earned. ”
“ how do you destroy a monster without becoming one ? ”
“ am i a bad person ? ”
“ family isn’t who you’re born with, it’s who you’d die for. ”
“ are you flirting or starting a fight ? ”
“ i’ll survive, somehow i always do. ”
“ um.. that’s my emotional support knife collection. ”
“ tell me; would you kill to save a life ? ”
“ i am someone who did not die when they should of. ”
“ i’ve never been good at emotional stuff. except anger. i’m good at anger. ”
“ you can’t protect everyone ! ”
“ i have to try. ”
“ turn the pain into power. ”
“ what doesn’t kill me better run. ”
“ are monster born or created ? ”
“ chin up kid, they’d kill to see you fall. ”
“ if he puts his hands on you, cut them off. ”
“ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ”
“ don’t play games with me. don’t ever think you’re capable of that. ”
“ the question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. ”
“ something had made your eyes go cold. ”
“ you haven’t even seen my bad side yet. ”
“ everybody knows that i’m a mess. ”
“ i’m sorry i let you down. ”
“ well, if it isn’t the feeling i was trying to avoid. ”
“ you are not your father. ”
“ even on your bad days, be kind. ”
“ you don’t want me and i need to accept that. ”
“ stay gentle. everyone is at war. ”
“ the risk i took was calculated. but clearly i am bad at maths. ”
“ i wonder which will get you killed faster, your loyalty or your stubbornness ? ”
“ always be a little kinder than necessary. ”
“ kind words cost nothing. ”
“ i am being perfectly fucking civil. ”
“ we’ll never be those kids again. ”
“ i’m the original family disappointment. ”
“ if karma doesn’t hit you, i fucking will. ”
“ if you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk. ”
“ you can talk to me, or not talk to me, but i’m here. ”
“ guess you’ll just have to fight me. ”
“ i never asked to be like this. ”
“ wow. you’re a dick. ”
HI IM NOT DEAD I JUST COULDNT REMEMBER MY PASSWORD
I know there’s a lot of tension after Tumblr’s new policy annouced for December 17th, but reblog this if you aren’t leaving Tumblr so that other blogs can know they aren’t going to be completely alone!
Not going anywhere unless they force me to.
Going no where
Reblog if it is totally, 100% fine to send anonymous comments to your muse pertaining to the events in your RP
Example, if your muse kisses another muse, it is totally fine for you to get on anon and congratulate my muse, or to say that the other muse isn’t right for them. I will answer ic.
♚ For our muses to attend a Halloween party together.
" Rita I...i dont know about this...Im not the same man I was before is it..is it really okay for me to be out like this? "
Trick rubbed his face and looked at the ground.
It’s Halloween! Send one of the following for a starter:
✞ For our muses to watch a horror movie marathon together.
❣ For our muses to scare others whilst doused in fake blood.
♚ For our muses to attend a Halloween party together.
✠ For our muses to gorge on candy together.
☏ For our muses to receive a creepy prank call.
☎ For my muse to be the one prank calling yours.
웃 For our muses to visit a haunted house together.
☔ For our muses to get rained on wearing face paint.
Yas october is my favorite month dkhk which means i get to dress these babies in cute and funny outfits ‘c’ <333