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This is a food discourse blog If you hate funfetti cake getthe fuck out.

[orchres]

white ppl can get by citing their pleasure and comfort as justification for their horrible actions but the rest of us have to excavate our souls nd and chop mountains of books in order to provide perfect answers for our *existence* and the right to live a dignified life. It's depraved! and personally I can't tolerate any of these "debates" as though they had any merit

[orchres]

"I feel unsafe so I have to commit genocide" vs "I wanna live" and somehow we're supposed to believe that there's anything to be debated here? 😭 what?

[audrey-hepbae]

I remember people justifying racism by being for entertainment purposes. “It was just a joke” “it’s a prank video he isn’t a real Nazi” “it’s just trolling” “it’s ironic racism not real racism”. The ends (white people having fun) justifies the means (fun at our expense). No more debating it’s time to swing on them.

[desinteresse]

Americans making polls like:

“What’s the first thing you think of when you think of Iowa” girl nobody ever thinks about Iowa

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

actual postcards you can buy in iowa

[maevedx]

Went to see if limewire was still a thing and got shot 4 times with a gun

[joey-wheeler-official]

i’m enough of a nerd to see when a weapon would be impractical but not enough of a nerd to give a shit

[curiooftheheart]

Scythe Wielder: *Shows up in a media*

Me: You know, scythes were designed for reaping grain, not combat. Yes it is bladed so it could be a weapon but not a very efficient one.

Scythe Wielder: *Does that badass scythe stuff*

Me: Hot damn that’s cool.

[pukicho]

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

[firel-makes-music]

Who asked

[pukicho]

God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him

[mega-gaymer-party]

[chefwhatnot]

[neocores]

When censoring information out of pictures, do NOT use the marker tool. Block it out with a full filled in square, or use a mosiac filter. Marker tools are not fully opaque and are slightly off from black, which makes it possible to alter the levels and reveal the information underneath.

[epilepticsaints]

[thedankmemes]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Won’t lie, if I were having a rough time and the office himbos brought me mac and cheese I would be cured.

[ryan-sometimes]

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

[halomancer]

On one hand this is extremely fucking funny, but on the other hand, it really boggles my mind how many people punish their dogs for just… doing the thing they were bred to do.

Your husky isn’t “hyperactive”, it’s bred to pull sleds for 8 hours straight and you have it in a 400 sq ft yard.

Your English sheepdog isn’t “pushy”, it’s bred to herd sheep, and you have neither to space nor the herd to allow it.

Your terrier isn’t “nippy”, it’s bred to kill rats and your hamster looks a hell of a lot like one.

Your Catahoula isn’t “mean to animals”, it’s bred to hunt any and all animals smaller than it, and you didn’t acclimate it to your cat.

Your Lhasa Apso isn’t “yappy”, it’s bred to bark at any tiny noise and alert watchmen to intruders

Like Jesus Christ, if you can’t provide an environment where your dog can’t fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Don’t get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????

[lemonsharks]

Both your most common doodle's parts (labra and golden) want to hunt and retrieve water birds so the best suggestion I can give y'all is congratulations on your new duck hunting hobby.

[safetytank]

#people will overlook the perfect breeds to suit their needs based on just their looks#and get a work dog because it looks cool

[queerb]

tags from @gnarlystarships because YEAH

[punkitt-is-here]

im fucking losing it dude

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[anxietyproblem]

[assassinregrets]

[welpnotagain]

[animentality]

[abigail]

girls when their favourite jacket is no longer seasonally weather appropriate to wear