LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!

Caro | Vampires | Vampires | Vampires | And wtv random stuff I feel like throwing in the mix | That’s it | Enjoy!

[redversaillesrose]

I’m so in love with vampires holy fucking shit

[redversaillesrose]

Is the episode out yet? Can’t find it anywhere.

[biboymolloy]

Do the people who hate on Armand and call him the worst of all evils know that when he was all burned up and starving after attempting suicide and a child became attached to him and tried to help him, he used his precious energy he could've used in healing himself to hold up an illusion so he wouldn't frighten that child? Do they know that? I think they should know that.

[redversaillesrose]

Show me what you’re wearing to Lestat’s concert I’ll go first

[mojavedoll]

not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home

[cuntessa-lestat]

he’s so good at having eyes

[redversaillesrose]

Next week at this hour tumblr is going to be SO fun. Vampires my beloved.

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[razmerry]

I don’t have ‘headcanons’ I just Know and Understand

[heartsduel]

moodboard for when you miss armand

[catboycrack]

If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[ratbebes]

The devil is about to make you his minion

[twoplayer-game]

maker and maître

[doodlespatulas]

"Doomed yuri" this, "doomed yaoi" that

WHAT ABOUT DOOMED SIBLINGS

What if we were two sides of the same coin. What if i lived in your shadow all my life but found comfort in the darkness and dont know what to do once youre gone. What if youre the only person who understands. What if you have have no idea what i went through. What if we went through the same traumas but ended up with oposite conclusions about our suffering. What if i dont recognize you anymore. What if i see the ghost of my former self reflected through your eyes. What if it never had to go this way. What if this was the only way things were ever going to go

[ashtinasphodel]

Anyone else wonder how, when Dracula crawls down his castle walls in a lizard fashion, his cloak stays spread out behind him?

In my mind, there are 3 options

He utilizes his vampiric magic, power he forfeited his mortal soul for, to make his cloak stay up

He has a special cloak that has tie-downs or fasteners or straps to stay in place

Cloak is starched to hell and back

[virginiaisforvampires]

Don't mind me. I'm just wrapping him up in a warm blanket and holding him close and rocking him in my arms and pressing little kisses to his sweet face and killing anyone who dares try to hurt him. My baby buttercup love of my life. ♥️