[redwhines]

[redwhines]

i think i should be allowed to take a very long nap

[redwhines]

feeling like i could vibrate out of my skin

[distant-screaming]

coach put me in. not to make anything better but just change the situation a little bit

[eymurn]

Apologies, I spend too much time in my head.

[redwhines]

if you don't answer this i'm telling everyone you eat cereal with a fork

BABE?

[redwhines]

petition for you to stop being so chronically attractive

you’re one to talk??????? hello???? sos???? do you look in the mirror????

[redwhines]

you're the final boss of making me kick my feet

you’re so cute

[redwhines]

i'm in your inbox instead of touching grass. hope this helps

hi baby

[angelbabymikaa]

i can be your problem if you ask nicely

[redwhines]

i have a sinus headache and i don’t know who i pissed off to deserve this but whoever i did sorry :/

[lunamonchtuna]

— Cecelia Ahern, from If You Could See Me Now (via lunamonchtuna)

[purelove77-blog]

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[redwhines]

i really should fix my follows

[fandom-trash-goblin]

hello. i'm silly and in love with you

id in alt, credit and love to @fagdykevash

for a version with ID in comments: link

[redwhines]

true love is my boyfriends first reaction to seeing me again after not seeing me for a bit, is him saying he’s gonna beat my ass.