Post-Pot Poetry

&other stories

[ruinedchildhood]

[redwhiteandstoned]

Some peoples moms I swear

[slowdancingtosade]

Date a girl who says things like:

•drive safe •text me when you’re home safe •choke me harder •I can’t wait to see you •I’m proud of you

[sakusahh]

reblog and tag the one movie that made you bawl your entire existence out and fcked you over for weeks im rlly curious

[fucklife954]

[petals42]

guys, google docs really is astounding. it just put a red squiggly line under the word ‘back’ because the next two words were ‘of dicks’ and it knew i meant ‘bag.’

yes, thank you google docs. i did mean BAG of dicks. 

what a great program.

[goodtypography]

[leffelovesdestrua]

Sharing this because I had NO IDEA that this is how they worked… 

[poonany]

This is sexual

[brokebackboys]

[milesjbuergin-deactivated201603]

[eltorodeoro]

[redwhiteandstoned]

Green eyes, don’t lie

[fuckyeahthenotoriousbig]

[90shiphopraprnb]

Britney Spears & Method Man

[just-shower-thoughts]

The food network should make a cooking show where chefs go into strangers homes and have to make the best dish possible with the available ingredients.

[wowsodoge]

[saad-grapes]

may not be smoking hot but i sure as hell am smoking pot ayyyy

[trippyfiend]

[teenagershine]

Twist