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ashstfu

july 3rd: lol america sucks

july 4th: USA! USA! USA!

july 5th: lol america sucks

fixedyourmeme

bemylova

i’m such a slut for reassurance my heart literally nuts when you tell me you want me

dwight-schrutes

iconic

thranduils

king george iii: *puts tax on tea*

founding fathers:

what-even-is-thiss

It’s almost rebellious document day. Who wants to blow some stuff up that’ll hopefully be pretty and not set our lawns on fire?

thranduils

loyalists: george iii is our rightful king!

founding fathers:

michealmellsmom

great britain: we lost the revolutionary war??!?

america: this is so sad, george washington play despacito

slowspinningredemption

the most telling thing about the political climate this year is that usually my dash is filled with 4th of July posts by now but there’s been absolutely nothing… like nobody can even find the strength to post ironic eagle memes are you guys alright over there

emperor-of-matzah-deactivated20

no

rionsuke

After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

wombatking

Loki: “Can confirm, poisoning his mead right now.”

Thor: “Ha! I’ve built up an immunity.”

thorinobsessed

Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War

emysabath

Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.” Thor: *nodding* “Right.” Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight. We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.” Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along” Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.” Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight” Steve: “So now we’re not friends anymore.” Thor: “… you lost me.”