Red Wine and Ambien

Plaid is my favorite color • brings hot dish & “dontchaknow” everywhere she goes

[welcometoyouredoom]

[meraofxebel]

[redwine-and-ambien]

I’m with Newt

[chandelierswinging]

No matter how good things are, there will always be solitary nights you spend in your bedroom, in a car, or in a party full of your closest friends when it feels like the walls are caving in.

Dan Campbell (via thedainty-hooligan)

[meansaloha]

[vbartilucci]

I’ve seen some people buried in the ring, but nobody killed.

[failedsuicideclub-deactivated14]

"any plans for valentine’s day?"

[apriki]

[boozeandboatshoes-deactivated20]

Power couple of the century.

[annebellissimo-deactivated20150]

I adore them

[foreversours]

[hints-of-sarcasm]

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

[armorgan66]

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

[charaznable]

thank you director fury

[baebly]

Get in the shower if it all goes wrong

the 1975 (via dyslecix)

[polemostasis]

[moistn-deactivated20200223]

when my parents complain about me 

[gifs-johnmayer]

[gifs-johnmayer]

[redwine-and-ambien]

That is all. 

[ladysarabii]

It’s Duck, Duck, Grey Duck dammit.

No one will ever tell me otherwise.

[kivafinch]

what in the shit is “duck duck grey duck”

[rinwolfy]

Minnesota what the hell

[redwine-and-ambien]

Yes. It's Duck Duck (mother fucking) Gray Duck, bitches.

[reyairia]

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face