Basically Hockey

[oetter]

the reason i like this sport is not for the hot guys. it is also not for pure love of the game. it’s the way that all of these dudes — every last one of them —is stupid as all shit

[sergeifyodorov]

we could have had this if we weren't cowards GARY

[redwingpats12]

I saw Helm with the Cup but I missed Compher. Where is his skate???

[nhlredwings]

🍎 Lucas Raymond First NHL Point! 🍎

🎩 Tyler Bertuzzi Hat Trick! 🎩

[nhlredwings]

Tyler Bertuzzi 4 Goal Night!

[assiraphales]

disney should take advantage of having both ewan mcgregor and hayden christensen on payroll and make a mini series where anakin & obi wan bitch at each other while commentating on major events in the Star Wars series as force ghosts

[copperbooom]

[rustyskateblade]

captains 🐙🏒

[business-as-usual-bats]

Damian: WHO MADE GRAYSON CRY I WILL DESTROY THEM-

Jason: chill out, kid. Tim, what the fuck happened? This is dramatic, even for Dick

Tim: well u know how helium makes your voice higher

Jason: yeah?

Tim: well, that's because it's not as dense as the air we usually breathe. Well, the gas sulfur hexafluoride is much denser than air so sound travels more slowly through it and-

Damian: get to the point, Drake

Tim [takes a nearby balloon and inhales some of the gas inside, and in a low af voice speaks]: I'm Batman

Jason: holy shit... you sound just like him

Damian: -tt- the resemblance is impressive I'll admit. But what does this have to do with-

Tim [as Batman]: Jason, I have been proud of you every day since I met you. No matter how often we fight, nothing will change that. I love you, son.

Jason: sh-shut up!! [starts sobbing]

Damian: oh pull yourself together Todd! And this is why Grayson is crying as well? Pathetic.

Tim [in normal voice]: want me to do you next?

Damian: don't u fucking dare

[business-as-usual-bats]

Damian: you all are weak

Tim:

[fivehole]

Frederik Andersen meets with members of the media after Tuesday’s practice

[panelshowsource]

get you someone who looks at you the way phil wang looks at alan carr doing an impression of himself wearing false teeth and chasing around the loose women

[thebookluvrr1816]

bbc merlin + dynamics (insp x x x ) 

[nightwingthebooty]

Here are some of my favorite Dick and Damian moments:

1. Damian being shocked that Dick saved his life early in their partnership (Batman and Robin vol 1 #3)

2. Damian being sad that they won’t be Batman and Robin anymore when Bruce comes back (Batman and Robin vol 1 #10)

3. Dick waiting with Damian while Talia and Bruce fought (Batman #34)

4. “We were the best, Richard.” (Batman Incorporated #8)

5. Dick taking Damian to the arcade (Nightwing #4)

6. Damian trying to wake Dick up when he was in a coma after getting shot (Nightwing Annual #2)

7. Damian being afraid that Dick is gonna replace him by having a kid of his own (Nightwing #17)

8. Dick comforting Damian while he cries (Batman #33)

9. Dick teasing Damian about having a crush (Superman/Batman #77)

10. The reunion hug! (Grayson #12)

[preciousthingsareprecious]

[calladraws101]

Kids these days...😔

[calladraws101]

Jasons second grave

[purple-vixen]

Bruce: *walks in the batcave wearing a cast in his left hand*

Jason: Whoa. What’s with the cast?

Bruce: I sprained my wrist.

Barbara: Oh no! What happened?

Bruce, heading to the forensics lab: Don’t worry about it. I’m fine.

Jason: Yeah! Geez, Barbara. Back off. Leave the guy alone. *whispering* All right, huddle up, everybody. Bring it in, bring it in!

Rest of the batkids: *gather around Jason*

Jason: So he wouldn’t say what happened, which can only mean one thing.

Steph: He’s in a fight club.

Jason: No. He did it doing something he’s embarassed by, like smiling. Only question is, how do you hurt your arm smiling?

Dick: Could be a sports injury. I sprained my wrist in college playing field hockey.

Tim: Men’s field hockey?

Dick: Yeah. It’s much more violent than the women’s game. We’re not allowed to wear anything that protects our breasts.

Bruce: *raising his voice* Attention, everyone, I can hear you speculating about the nature and origin of my injury from my lab.

Bruce: I tripped over an uneven sidewalk. I did not think it was relevant to your jobs, the jobs which you should all be doing right now. Get to work.

*all the batkids disperse*

Bruce: *approaching Jason* Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Jason: Yes.

Bruce: I was hula-hooping. Clark and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Jason: Oh, my god.

Bruce: I’ve mastered all the moves. *shows Jason his phone and scrolls through pictures of him hula-hooping* The pizza toss… The tornado… The scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Jason: Why are you telling me this?

Bruce: Because no one… Will ever believe you. *starts deleting the photos*

Jason: No. No!

Jason: *muttering under his breath as Bruce walks away* You sick son of a bitch.

[verydarkgrey]

Alfred: While I’m gone, you’re in charge, Master Bruce.

Bruce: naturally

Alfred, whispering to Dick: You’re secretly in charge, but I don’t want him to feel bad. Cass is next in command if you can't, followed by Jason, and then Tim and Duke.

Dick: Obviously.

[collectivefandomstuff]

Superman: Ok, let's start the meeting, first- wait where's batman?

Justice League: [looks around, confused]

Nightwing: Batman won't be here today.

Superman: He said he would be here though? This is a very important meeting. Did something happen?

Nightwing: he... uh...

Red Hood: He's grounded.

Superman: what?

Red Hood: He was being a stupid bitch so he got grounded.

Superman: [getting a headache] someone call Bruce

Wonder Woman: [calls Bruce's phone]

Bruce: [on facetime] Hello?

Superman: Bruce, why aren't you here? There's a meeting.

Bruce: [on facetime] I'm grounded.

Superman: you're...

Bruce: [on facetime] Grounded.

Green Arrow: One more time. You, Bruce Wayne, a grown man, are...

Alfred: [from the background of Bruce's call] Grounded.

Bruce: [whispering] I'll try to sneak out later

Alfred: [from the background of Bruce's call] you can try Master Bruce