the reason i like this sport is not for the hot guys. it is also not for pure love of the game. it’s the way that all of these dudes — every last one of them —is stupid as all shit
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the reason i like this sport is not for the hot guys. it is also not for pure love of the game. it’s the way that all of these dudes — every last one of them —is stupid as all shit
we could have had this if we weren't cowards GARY
I saw Helm with the Cup but I missed Compher. Where is his skate???
🍎 Lucas Raymond First NHL Point! 🍎
🎩 Tyler Bertuzzi Hat Trick! 🎩
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disney should take advantage of having both ewan mcgregor and hayden christensen on payroll and make a mini series where anakin & obi wan bitch at each other while commentating on major events in the Star Wars series as force ghosts
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Damian: WHO MADE GRAYSON CRY I WILL DESTROY THEM-
Jason: chill out, kid. Tim, what the fuck happened? This is dramatic, even for Dick
Tim: well u know how helium makes your voice higher
Jason: yeah?
Tim: well, that's because it's not as dense as the air we usually breathe. Well, the gas sulfur hexafluoride is much denser than air so sound travels more slowly through it and-
Damian: get to the point, Drake
Tim [takes a nearby balloon and inhales some of the gas inside, and in a low af voice speaks]: I'm Batman
Jason: holy shit... you sound just like him
Damian: -tt- the resemblance is impressive I'll admit. But what does this have to do with-
Tim [as Batman]: Jason, I have been proud of you every day since I met you. No matter how often we fight, nothing will change that. I love you, son.
Jason: sh-shut up!! [starts sobbing]
Damian: oh pull yourself together Todd! And this is why Grayson is crying as well? Pathetic.
Tim [in normal voice]: want me to do you next?
Damian: don't u fucking dare
Damian: you all are weak
Tim:
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get you someone who looks at you the way phil wang looks at alan carr doing an impression of himself wearing false teeth and chasing around the loose women
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Here are some of my favorite Dick and Damian moments:
1. Damian being shocked that Dick saved his life early in their partnership (Batman and Robin vol 1 #3)
2. Damian being sad that they won’t be Batman and Robin anymore when Bruce comes back (Batman and Robin vol 1 #10)
3. Dick waiting with Damian while Talia and Bruce fought (Batman #34)
4. “We were the best, Richard.” (Batman Incorporated #8)
5. Dick taking Damian to the arcade (Nightwing #4)
6. Damian trying to wake Dick up when he was in a coma after getting shot (Nightwing Annual #2)
7. Damian being afraid that Dick is gonna replace him by having a kid of his own (Nightwing #17)
8. Dick comforting Damian while he cries (Batman #33)
9. Dick teasing Damian about having a crush (Superman/Batman #77)
10. The reunion hug! (Grayson #12)
Kids these days...😔
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Bruce: *walks in the batcave wearing a cast in his left hand*
Jason: Whoa. What’s with the cast?
Bruce: I sprained my wrist.
Barbara: Oh no! What happened?
Bruce, heading to the forensics lab: Don’t worry about it. I’m fine.
Jason: Yeah! Geez, Barbara. Back off. Leave the guy alone. *whispering* All right, huddle up, everybody. Bring it in, bring it in!
Rest of the batkids: *gather around Jason*
Jason: So he wouldn’t say what happened, which can only mean one thing.
Steph: He’s in a fight club.
Jason: No. He did it doing something he’s embarassed by, like smiling. Only question is, how do you hurt your arm smiling?
Dick: Could be a sports injury. I sprained my wrist in college playing field hockey.
Tim: Men’s field hockey?
Dick: Yeah. It’s much more violent than the women’s game. We’re not allowed to wear anything that protects our breasts.
Bruce: *raising his voice* Attention, everyone, I can hear you speculating about the nature and origin of my injury from my lab.
Bruce: I tripped over an uneven sidewalk. I did not think it was relevant to your jobs, the jobs which you should all be doing right now. Get to work.
*all the batkids disperse*
Bruce: *approaching Jason* Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Jason: Yes.
Bruce: I was hula-hooping. Clark and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Jason: Oh, my god.
Bruce: I’ve mastered all the moves. *shows Jason his phone and scrolls through pictures of him hula-hooping* The pizza toss… The tornado… The scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
Jason: Why are you telling me this?
Bruce: Because no one… Will ever believe you. *starts deleting the photos*
Jason: No. No!
Jason: *muttering under his breath as Bruce walks away* You sick son of a bitch.
Alfred: While I’m gone, you’re in charge, Master Bruce.
Bruce: naturally
Alfred, whispering to Dick: You’re secretly in charge, but I don’t want him to feel bad. Cass is next in command if you can't, followed by Jason, and then Tim and Duke.
Dick: Obviously.
Superman: Ok, let's start the meeting, first- wait where's batman?
Justice League: [looks around, confused]
Nightwing: Batman won't be here today.
Superman: He said he would be here though? This is a very important meeting. Did something happen?
Nightwing: he... uh...
Red Hood: He's grounded.
Superman: what?
Red Hood: He was being a stupid bitch so he got grounded.
Superman: [getting a headache] someone call Bruce
Wonder Woman: [calls Bruce's phone]
Bruce: [on facetime] Hello?
Superman: Bruce, why aren't you here? There's a meeting.
Bruce: [on facetime] I'm grounded.
Superman: you're...
Bruce: [on facetime] Grounded.
Green Arrow: One more time. You, Bruce Wayne, a grown man, are...
Alfred: [from the background of Bruce's call] Grounded.
Bruce: [whispering] I'll try to sneak out later
Alfred: [from the background of Bruce's call] you can try Master Bruce