LET'S DANCE, FUCKERS.

BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS. WELL. IT'S NOT SHINY AND IT ISN'T MADE OF METAL, BUT YOU CAN BITE IT IF YOU WANT. I MEAN.FUCK OFF IS WHAT I MEAN. ((indie karkat blog)) ((may be nsfw))

[mirthfulmercurial]

sounds cool brother.

can’t wait to see you.

[redxcted-blog]

YEAH. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU TOO, ACTUALLY. IT'LL BE A NICE CHANGE OF PACE.

[coolcatsvwing-blog]

my best interests?

[redxcted-blog]

IT'S GENERALLY NOT A GOOD IDEA TO SOCIALIZE WITH A MUTANT IN-DEPTH AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME. I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T EVEN DANCE WITH YOU. I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE YOU UNDUE HARM JUST BECAUSE I'M A SHIT-TASTIC LIVING THING THAT SHOULDN'T PROBABLY EXIST.

[coolcatsvwing-blog]

vwell. i don’t vwant to make you turn tail because i’m making you uncomfortable.

to be honest to me, ewveryone is beautiful.

[redxcted-blog]

I WOULDN'T LEAVE, AND IT'S NOT THAT I'M UNCOMFORTABLE. I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR BEST INTERESTS, I GUESS.

[coolcatsvwing-blog]

no i’m serious, vwhat am i doin’.

[redxcted-blog]

YOU SAID I WAS PRECIOUS. AND OTHER NICE STUFF. DON'T... DO THAT. I MEAN, YOU CAN IF YOU WANT, I GUESS, I'M NOT MAD OR ANYTHING. IT'S JUST. WEIRD.

[mirthfulmercurial]

cool man, real cool.

you didn’t do nothin no how, brother. a jesters just up and got his concern about you and wants to get the down low on your wicked situation some.

might even even be able to lay a hand of assistance up your way.

[redxcted-blog]

OH. WELL. WE'LL SEE, I GUESS. THAT'S... OKAY. YEAH. FUCK. IT'S FINE.

[coolcatsvwing-blog]

stop vwhat? vwhat am i doin’?

cat got your tongue?

[redxcted-blog]

NO. CUT THAT OUT. I'M FUCKING SERIOUS.

[mirthfulmercurial]

there ya go, best friend. i’ll shoot ya my coordinates and you can all up and head over whenever you be up to feelin’ like such.

and you just reminded me some that we gotta be havin’ a nice talk.

[redxcted-blog]

THANKS. I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

SHIT. DON'T SAY THAT. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WE HAVE TO HAVE A TALK. ABOUT WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO THIS TIME. SHIT. FUCK. NO.

[coolcatsvwing-blog]

oh yes it is. giwve yourself more credit, doll. you’re beautiful.

boss man. boss.

[redxcted-blog]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE. REALLY. I MEAN. MAYBE YOU DO. WAIT, YOU DO. BUT NOT ME ME. YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

FUCK. STOP THAT.

[mirthfulmercurial]

now brother. if there be anyone gettin’ into some kind of mischief some, it’ll be me.

you’ll be fine.

[redxcted-blog]

OKAY. IF YOU SAY SO. THAT'S COOL WITH ME THEN. IT'D BE NICE TO GET OUT OF THE HIVE AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A LITERAL ASSLOAD OF THINGS GOING WRONG FOR A CHANGE.

[coolcatsvwing-blog]

precious.

i vwouldn’t call it desperate. just hankerin’ for some fancy footvwork.

it’s gonna happen then. at some point.

[redxcted-blog]

IT'S NOT PRECIOUS. FUCK.

BUT YEAH, THAT'S FINE WITH ME.

[coolcatsvwing-blog]

considering you’re one of the only people i talk to. that and if i’m assuming correctly, you’re a little shorter than me.

i do better vwith a smaller partner.

[redxcted-blog]

I'M 5'1, SO I'M SHORTER THAN MOST PEOPLE I TALK TO. AND YOU MUST BE PRETTY FUCKING DESPERATE IF YOU'RE ASKING SOMEONE LIKE ME TO DANCE.

THAT BEING SAID, I PROBABLY WOULDN'T SAY NO.

[mirthfulmercurial]

lets go then, brother!

[redxcted-blog]

ARE YOU SURE IT'D BE OKAY? I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT AND GET YOU IN TROUBLE OR ANYTHING.

[coolcatsvwing-blog]

you’re adorable.

no man, ‘cut a rug’ is another vway to say to say go dancing.

[redxcted-blog]

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO DANCING WITH ME?

[noixce]

Whether the right mind in question is directional or named on it’s comparative correctness to the ‘wrong’ mind, I promise you I am not in it at all, which very well may be the reason I’m here. 

I’m Deacon, and it’s a Monday. Said reaffirmations are making me painfully aware of the fact that I should be working, but am not, because I’ve only just been returned to my regular body and am busy filling myself to the brim with foods I haven’t been able to eat for too damn long.  Humans taste an awful lot worse when you are one. I’m starting to understand why cannibalism is taboo. It’s gross. Human tastebuds make everything bitter though, not just meat. I’m not entirely sure how I survived.  What’s up with you?

[redxcted-blog]

AT LEAST THAT CLEARS THAT UP.

HI DEACON. HELLO MONDAY. IT'S FUCKING GREAT TO SEE THE BOTH OF YOU. WE'RE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO CELEBRATE KARKAT VANTAS HAVING A CONVERSATION. OR TRYING TO. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO CARRY ON A CONVERSATION WHEN EVERY THOUGHT GOES ON TO A TANGENT YOU CAN'T HELP BUT TYPE OUT? BECAUSE LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU.

SHIT. WELL. THAT'S A LOT OF INFORMATION TO TAKE IN RIGHT NOW. SO UH. I'LL JUST RESPOND WITH A FRIENDLY PAT ON THE BACK AND SAY 'THERE THERE' BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK ELSE TO RESPOND WITH.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! YOU KNOW, YOU'D THINK A COOL GUY LIKE ME WOULD HAVE SHITLOADS OF STUFF TO BE DOING. I ACTUALLY DON'T. I COULD TRY GETTING A JOB AGAIN, BUT THAT'S JUST LAUGHABLE. I COULD GO BACK TO BED, BUT WALKING ACROSS THE ROOM SOUNDS EQUALLY AS HILARIOUS.

THE SHORT ANSWER IS I'M LOOKING UP DUMB SHIT ON YOUTUBE TO KEEP MYSELF OCCUPIED AND TALKING TO A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE MY ATTENTION.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.

[redxcted-blog]

chalkzoned started following you

WHY AM I ALWAYS SURPRISED WHEN I GET ANOTHER FOLLOWER? PROBABLY BECAUSE I THINK TO MYSELF 'THERE IS NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND OR EVEN THEIR LEFT MIND (WHICH IS A STUPID IDIOM NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IS THE RIGHT MIND SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN THE LEFT? ARE YOU JUST INDICATING CORRECTNESS AND NOT A DIRECTION? WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHAT IS RIGHT MIND AND WHAT IS WRONG MIND? I DON'T LIKE YOU OR YOUR STUPID COLLOQUIALISMS. GET THE FUCK OUT.) THAT WOULD FOLLOW ME' BUT HERE YOU ARE.

HI. I'M KARKAT AND I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT DAY IT IS AND HONESTLY I DON'T CARE. IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER, I GUESS.

WHAT'S UP?

[mirthfulmercurial]

anytime brother :o)

you be havin’ troubles some? that’s a shame to hear. you all up and need help with anything, feel free to let a jester know. i can try to get my assistance on the best i can.

[redxcted-blog]

EVERYTHING I 'BE HAVIN' IS TROUBLE.  I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN OR HOW YOU'D HELP. I NEED TO FIND A NEW PLACE TO LIVE BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD RENT, I CAN'T AFFORD RENT BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO GIVE ME A JOB, AND THE LAST PART IS SELF-EXPLANATORY.

[coolcatsvwing-blog]

oh i do.

vwell to make you feel better, that’s about the same count i hawve. i lost contact vwith ewveryone from my timeline and hawve no means of finding them. i guess i hawve to just vwait until one shovws up.

judging by the gape you had vwhen i savw you, you got the full force. i’m so sorry.

i do. and i appreciate the fact that you hawven’t just disregarded any of this. and really it’s just the lonely factor. ewverything else is going svwimmingly.

pardon my lingo, daddy-o. it happens a lot. but i hawve no problems translating if you don’t understand something.

[redxcted-blog]

...OKAY THEN. I'M NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS FOR ME BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY THEN COOL! MORE POWER TO YOU I GUESS.

YEAH. I KNOW THE FEELING. OBVIOUSLY. SYMPATHY FOR YOU AND WHATNOT.

YEAH. I AM TOO.

WHY WOULD I DO THAT? I MEAN I KNOW I'M AN ABRASIVE ASSHOLE LIKE 99% OF THE TIME BUT IT'S NOT AS IF I'M THE TYPE TO LAUGH IN YOUR FACE AND BE LIKE WOW SUCKS TO BE AND JUST LEAVE. THAT SHIT ISN'T COOL. PLUS I HAVE CONVERSATION AND THAT'S MORE THAN I'VE HAD FOR A WHILE SO I'M NOT GOING TO SAY SEE YA AND FUCK OFF.

IT'S FINE. I'M SURE I'LL LEARN SOONER OR LATER.