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Foxes are cool and all, but is it maybe a bit concerning when you see one out and about in a suburban neighborhood on a sunny day at 2:30 in the afternoon? :c

#mom said it didn’t seem aggressive or disoriented but still…#i didn’t see it just my mom #it ran away when it saw her which is an appropriate reaction at least #we don’t live near any large forests

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have you ever had a beef with a teacher/prof

yes

no

hard to say

results

Voting ended onJun 3

#unfortunately it was a professor that i initially liked #until i realized how full of himself he is

yet-another-heathen

what's your favorite nickname for your pet? I'll go first. my cat is squidgemeat

#boopis #beepis #beep-beep #bing bong #boofis #bonkis #bonker ann (sung to the tune of barbara ann by beach boys)#little girl #sweet girl #jewel #(jewel is what i call her on social media because the spelling of her real name is unusual)#jewelbird #(<-the tag i use for her not a nickname)

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Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

eternally-a-dreamer

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

daftpatience

noticed the two types of people in the tags

teawitch

Before you stand 2 ox. One ox always lies. The other always tells the truth.

#ram + hare #wooly hare? long-eared sheep?

spicyraeman

“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

crowsent

#tbh the majority of [redacted] shippers #i like that ship but the fanbase is annoying

gayvampyr

are you squeamish about needles?

yes

yes but only shots/injections (not IVs)

yes but only of IVs (not injections)

no

nuance

Voting ended onMay 23

#yes though not as bad as i used to be #i used to not mind it at all but one bad experience kind of ruined it :(

Music take.

Animals by Maroon 5 isn’t the most vulgar song in existence but something about the lyrics just gives me the ick. Maybe because I like the way it sounds but don’t like the lyrics.

raccoonmilf

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

raccoonmilf

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

#lol rule

Cut for whining and food talk.

I wonder if you can train yourself to be one of those people who only sees food as a source of nutrition and a means to live instead of as a source of pleasure. :c I think that’d solve at least some of my problems.

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i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

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i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

#lol rule

My dad just cut down our neighbor’s tree without consulting my mom OR the neighbors. What the fuck.

ree-fireparrot

Got less than two hours of sleep last night and am now paying for it. It’s not even noon yet. Any advice? Neither caffeine nor a nap are options.

ree-fireparrot

Chugged a bunch of cold water earlier this morning on a coworker’s advice and it actually did help. And I haven’t wanted to take a nap since, though it’ll probably be an early night. I guess the fatigue was part dehydration, part sleep deprivation and not just the latter?

#drinking an ill-advised amount of caffeine probably did the opposite of help if that’s the case…

Got less than two hours of sleep last night and am now paying for it. It’s not even noon yet. Any advice? Neither caffeine nor a nap are options.

#it was too hot last night #i was just too physically uncomfortable to sleep #maybe i’ll be tired enough tonight that it won’t matter

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Shaking, lightheaded, and sweating. I thought maybe I had too much caffeine and ate something relatively hardy and unsweet, but I’m still not feeling great. :c Any suggestions? It doesn’t feel like an emergency, but it’s unpleasant enough to be distracting.

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Feeling better now. I guess I just needed the caffeine to get diluted and/or fade a bit.

Shaking, lightheaded, and sweating. I thought maybe I had too much caffeine and ate something relatively hardy and unsweet, but I’m still not feeling great. :c Any suggestions? It doesn’t feel like an emergency, but it’s unpleasant enough to be distracting.

#i’m drinking milk will that help?

TFW you accidentally call a purple finch and indigo bunting and get your mom all excited to see one. 😔

#or maybe it was a house finch?#i knew it had an illogical name #(purple finches are reddish-brown not purple)#but i mis-remembered the color #not a big deal in the sceme of things but i still feel bad #purple finches are still cute but a very common sight where i live #birds #wild birds

I really need to exercise more but my back starts screaming at me every time I try to go for a walk. Any suggestions?

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