la Z Boi

6 ships and zero (0) will to live

[smallpoxlarry]

everyone who reblogs this by Oct. 15 gets an aesthetic photo corresponding to their blog

have ur submit box open pls!!! :3c

[beach-fan]

Cool!

[partypoisonsam]

Yayyy!

[incorrectthroam]

OH FUCK YEAH

[atrailofdeathh]

lets do this

[phlying-squirrel]

Awe fock yea

[khadij-al-kubra]

Oooh sounds fun!

[dreamsmage]

i’ve been laughing at this for 2 hours

[byjove]

Please watch this video if your sad.

(No kitties were hurt.)

[roo-tee-ah-deactivated20160720]

“you’re probably two days old”,

[scarlet-vision]

“this is the flower crown I wear when shit’s about to get deep”

[jonut2]

i love this

[sunlitallegory-deactivated20171]

“Alright I got my flower crown on. This is the flower crown I wear when shit’s about to get deep, shits about to get fucking deep in here. I heard you were sad so I decided that I needed to come and rescue you, like some sort of like, prince. Okay, here we go. I’m gonna cheer you up. Here you go! (Small meow, another meow.) Here. Here we go (meow meow), here. Two days old, right? (mew mew mew mew mew) Two days old.. two days old, already cute as hell, has lots of potential. I’m gonna return it right there. And you? You’re a lot like that kitten, whoever you are. You have lots of potential, you’re probably two days old, aaand you’re very cute.”

[pleasantlyweepingphantom-deacti]

@spacebunboi

[blackwoolncrown]

This is one of the most tumblr posts on tumblr but unlike many ‘Very Tumblr’ posts this one is actually harmless and good

[i-am-a-fish]

i ate a poptart today!! i won it in a dance competition

[whomstndve-blog]

fish you can’t just say that you gotta tell us the story. you’re contractually obligated

[deactivated-blog]

My one true goal is to be as classy as Robert

[whomstndve-blog]

impossible.

[cherrynat]

do you ever read a piece of fanfic that is just so fucking spectacular that makes you actually feel things? 

boy, i swear to god, i’m so goddamn grateful for every single one of you writers, yall literally giving us entertainment for free almost every goddamn week; and this is not only for those gracious magnificent bastards that are practically gods because they’ve perfected (and keep developing) their craft, this is also to that little (and equally amazing) writer that is just starting and might not be the best at it, you my friend keep writing because practice makes perfect, don’t stop writing if that’s what makes you happy. i just want all of yall to know that i appreciate you so goddamn much and yall the fucking best

to every fanfic writer out there: i love you, u crazy motherfucker

[whomstndve-blog]

me, reading a fanfic, crying: fucking superb you funky little writer

[z0dyls]

[skeletondanceparty]

Best Quality: His Wiggles

[elli-mmm]

Heart attack waiting to happen

[lesser-flamingo]

He also says he likes to to give incorrect times in his mccree voice, such as “it’s niiiiine forty-fiiiiive”

[spooky-pooka]

@mchuman-mcgee oh my gosh

[littlebluecaboose]

people who don’t watch critical role: what? im so surprised this is so weird! people who do watch critical role: yeah that’s mercer alright

[ualright-deactivated20181127]

The bounciest.

[whomstndve-blog]

best quality: her bounces

[catboymoments]

Anyone who doesn't like trans headcanons because it's "forcing diversity" is a coward and owes every trans person $50

BIHCT YEAH

[boredbbyy]

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

This radiates calm

[lilrussiandoll]

literally taking a bath in glitter rn

[crimson-goddess]

Let me tell you a little something about Star Light Star Bright. If you even pick up this little fucker, you will have glitter on you, on your things and all around you for two weeks. Yes, from your maybe two fingertips that you used to give it a smell - it has left it’s mark.

Now if you BATHE with this thing you will become a fairy.

You will also have glitter in your hair for all eternity whether you get it wet or not.

If you like glitter, this is the bath melt for you. There is no escape once you bathe. Happy holidays, from us at Lush.

[kahtiihma]

Since this product is a melt it is literally just cocoa butter and glitter and some other fun things so the oil WITH THE GLITTER will bond to everything it touches. You, the tub, everything. But since our glitter is made from seaweed and sugar it’s soft and biodegradable! I was coated in this glitter for two days and I was not itchy or scratchy, not once! However, this melt was banned from my household due to the intensity of the glitter.

[nocakeno]

biodegradable glitter. there is at least one fucking god

[this--too--shall--pass]

This is easily one of my favorite lush products. But this post is 100% true.

[biigbiby]

dekus english VA is a homestuck and we all have to live with that

[biigbiby]

justin briner, official english dub voice of izuku midoriya, did the script and voice acting for this video.

[jiabaoyuu]

deku is a homestuck

[the-thb-tbh]

it must suck having a sexual relationship as a member of the bureau of balance because either you gotta use a spell slot/components on a contraceptive spell or you gotta go get condoms at the fantasy costco and have garfield going SO WHO YOU BANGIN HUH real loud

[whomstndve-blog]

i read that in his voice

[pastelparrotlet]

Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you