Romeo and/or Juliet, my choose-your-own-path version of Romeo and Juliet with over a hundred endings illustrated by the best artists working today, comes out June 7th! It’s got FOUR playable characters, secret endings, secret books-within-a-book, a comic book section, AND MORE - and we’re spending the month until release playing the book, starting at the first page, seeing what happens, and letting YOU decide what happens next! You can also pre-order the book right now and hopefully you… ALREADY HAVE??
Yesterday our choice as Juliet to check out the BOY ZONE or go back home, and unsurprisingly boys beat boredom, so let’s do that!
You make your way down to the Romeo District. Your parents aren’t going to marry you off, but that doesn’t mean you can’t find a dude on your own terms, right? Nothing serious though. You’re 16; there’ll be plenty of time to get serious when you’re way older and way less nubile!
You find yourself a promising-looking place called All Too Precious Brew and sit yourself down at the bar. In front of you is a tiny little book with “BEER MENU, FEATURING THE WINTER’S ALE” printed on the front. Hey, Juliet! It’s like one of those An Adventure Might Happen Depending on Your Choices books, except instead of choosing to go on an imaginary adventure that didn’t actually happen, you get to choose a beer in real life and then you get to drink that beer! That’s way better!
You open up the book and peruse your choices. There are a few that look interesting:
Hey, all the drinks here are sexual-frustration themed! You figure there must be a lot of horny dudes down here in the Romeo District. Either that or the brewers need to get out more. Maybe both?
Anyway, you choose which beer you want, AND THEN, you choose to order it. Your adventure in beer is well under way!
A few seconds later, the bartender delivers your beer. You hold it above your head in a toast. “I drink to the general joy of the whole bar,” you say, and then you take a swig.
As you lower your beer from your lips you notice that the two seats next to you now have men in them. Hah! Classic Romeo District!
OPTION HOW YOU DOIN’: Examine dudes
OPTION NOTHING IS WORSE THAN TALKING TO STRANGERS: Ignore dudes
Now we’re really getting somewhere! Reblog to chat up the boys, fav to ignore them, we’ll pick up the story tomorrow, and don’t forget to check out the book!
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