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feels like i been in a coma or somefin
the shell i miss
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shit
feels like i been in a coma or somefin
the shell i miss
imperialvviolet replied to your post:oh flip did we get an ampora too did my...
{ sweats }
hey clampora who cant be quite as awful as mine
maybe
i mean dat acts p hard to live up to
imperiousswag replied to your post:oh flip did we get an ampora too did my...
((If by stab, you mean recruit into “noble service”, then sure. ;D))
aw shell yea
speakfin of noble service
im thinkin we should collaborate our armies
oh flip
did we get an ampora too
did my alternate adult shelf stab em yet
) (IC: ey gurl ) (IC: dats a nice jam u got ) (IC: not as shella as mine but its a start
wait wait you aint--
O)( MY COD
[Keep it cool, Meenah, calm down.
You clear your throat a bit]
my jam aint nofin to shake a fin at when u basically rule the whole glubbin universe
but i get by
i like your bling
who'd be the fool in my position? @meenah
{ Did she think him a fool?
He stumbled back for a moment, glaring at his foe with a defiant look in his eyes. There was no way he would allow himself to be killed here - not that such a thought crossed his mind. He was no stranger to assassination attempts, though only a few of his brothers had been the target in the past - and his parents on one occasion. However, Hans himself had never really been put in such a situation, though he was very prepared. Self-defense and swordplay training had kept him ready for this sort of situation. }
"Get. Back."
{ His words weren’t very prince-like; they were a short growl, a demand, really - followed by a few more swipes. He wanted to create as much distance between them as he could. And after a few moments, he charged, weapon tightly grasped and ready to skillfully slice through his enemy. }
heh
[The initial swipes are meaningless to you. The distance you held even with your weapon poised to attack was longer than his sword could usefully reach.
But when you made your move to impale, and he sidestepped, he charged at you.
You had to drop your bulky weapon to successfully jump out of the way, and even then he managed to slice open your arm and cause fuchsia colored blood to begin oozing out.]
a offensive strike huh
mabye after this i can enlist u in my army or somefin
cuz you not too bad
[You speak as you hop over to your golden weapon. To a human your wound would be incapacitating considering the size and weight of your trident, but you're a troll with the highest blood. You're strong and your body's durable and you ignore the pain and you lift your 2x3dent like it's nothing and throw it at him, hoping to catch him off guard from his last strike.]
Eyes narrowed as he headed towards the peculiar, greyish-hued woman. Slinking with his bag in tow, the bandit proceeded to break the ice.
“So I heard through the grapevine that you’re lookin’ for some assistance. I’d be inclined to help, if you’re lookin’ to … sweeten the deal.”
Give him candy, please.
oh
you already hear boat my growin army??
either news travels fast on this ship or im just glubbin IMPR-ESSIV-E
probubbly the latter
anemoneways
what kinda sweetness ya lookin for
who'd be the fool in my position? @meenah
{ Hans merely smirked. He didn’t feel fear in the least, even now that he was unarmed. She was making demands of him? He could have scoffed, if not for the trident at his throat. No one ordered Hans around, and no one took advantage of him.
When she knocked away his sword, he shot her a glare and lifted his head to prevent the blade from poking at his neck. No! He’d lost his sword in battle before, he just had to dodge this blow and get it. His eyes darted to his fallen weapon, calculating how he could retrieve it in the quickest way possible. Swiftly, as soon as she took a step back, he moved. Years of fighting training in the kingdom had strengthened his abilities; crouching down, he tumbled over to the sword, snatching it up and aiming a swipe in her direction. }
"You think that’s enough to stop me?”
{ Of course it wasn’t. If she thought him another sheltered, weak brat, she’d have another thing coming to her. He was shaken, but not at all ready to break. }
[He saw an opening as you maneuvered your 2x3dent and he took it to roll out of the way and retrieve his sword. It only took a little hop, in turn, to dodge his swing, but you don't think that was a serious attempt to land a blow so much as to just gain distance. Not that distance is terribly useful against a weapon as long as yours, but you'll him props for fighting back.]
oh good
you aint as much a guppy as i thought you might be
i might actshoally feel bad if i krilled you without a fight
[And so you move at him again, once again with the intent to impale him, but you make sure to keep out of the range of his sword. With your strength it was easy to control the heavy trident even when holding it off-center.]
Anonymous or not, send me an honest opinion on my writing/character
who'd be the fool in my position? @meenah
{ …Not this again.
Hans gave a slightly bored look towards the strange-looking girl (was she a girl? or a creature?), raising his head in a disgustingly smug manner. Honestly, who did she think she was? He was hardly afraid of her; she may be threatening him, but honestly - Hans’s whole kingdom had been threatened in the past. It was nothing royal powers could not handle.
He could see the weapon in her hand, and eyed it carefully, unsheathing the sword at his side and pointing it towards her. That toy was supposed to be a fair opponent for his expertise at fighting? }
"Do not come any closer, if you do not wish to lose your head."
you actshoally gonna try to put up a fight?
thats p cute
[in one swift, deft twirl and a simple step back, your trident swaps hands behind your back before coming around and knocking his sword away from your neck. The movement ends with the tips of the trident gently pressing against the front of the man's neck.]
you obvsly dont know flip aboat my kind
but lemme tell you this
im the one makin the threats here
and i always make good on em
[You take one more step back. The good thing about having a two sided trident is that you don't have to pull it back in order to get a nice stab when in this position, all you have to do is quickly twirl it around in an attempt to shove the other end straight into his chest.]
who'd be the fool in my position? @meenah
{ This kingdom was boring.
To someone like Hans, to a prince, living in poverty was entirely unwanted, and was no less than positively revolting. He was supposed to be respected, and loved - not… this. Running into Anna and Elsa only brought more irritation to the man, as they knew his secret and could dispose it any time. He’d assured himself he could manipulate them to keep quiet, even with subtle threats, but that still didn’t stop the questions in the back of his mind: How long?
How long would he keep the women of Arendelle quiet? Would he have to kill them to keep them quiet? Of course, Hans had it in him to murder the Queen and Princess, but… would it do any good here? Apart from the threat gone, Hans had the possibility of persecution.
Sighing, the prince shook his head and continued to explore the kingdom. He made a habit of this often, helping citizens whenever he could and keeping tabs on his reputation. He had to be seen as a heroic prince here first before he could manipulate others for his desires, after all. Then, and only then, could he pursue a princess and try to take over this kingdom.
That particular day, he was around Sector oo2 (ironically where Elsa was housed, he recalled). The prince kept to himself, too busy in his thoughts to notice anyone for now. }
---EY
[You see him almost instantly as you're walking through the cold as GLOB-ES sector oo2. It's obvious that he's the 'prince' you've been harassing and threatening in that 'mafia' game for the past few days. He looks just like the picture he uses--expect substantially less rich. Tch. Who the FUCK do these 'scientists' think they are takin' everyone's hard earned (or not so hard earned) gold???
Whatebber. You'll raise your fortune in this city one way or another.]
[Either way you approach the taller man with a confident grin on your face and your double sided trident in hand.]
you shorter than i thought youd be
you still aint scared of me prince buoy?
im not bluffin when i say im gonna fork ya
but ill be nice and give you this warnin first
hey shrimp cod
Okay, he was tired last night and he’ll admit he might have met some people he shouldn’t have. The double fish-puns should have been his first red flag.
"I’m not here right now. Please leave a message after the tone."
i kno u r my little puff fish
cmon out now shrimpy god
i wanna get a good look at ya and yer puffy fluff hair
"Maybe with targets that don’t move," vocables deadpan despite the verbal snipe only moments before. To hear such a blunt way of putting it… it was, once more, something else the young shifter could come to agreement with. Her head tilts to the side, hands shoving themselves into the pockets of her hoodie. "I know. This world is shit, just like the government that trains us. Letting those most skilled to take out the threat cower away as if it were a reward. But… that’s how it is. I’d rather save my ass, too.
As for ‘shit you don’t know,’ I graduated fourth of my training squad if that tells you anything. Not like it matters, though.”
it can be useful in close combat too if you kno what youre doin
wow is that how they run shit???
no WOND-ER they got wiped out
but dayum gurl
impressive
dunno boat your skills or whether or not their training was as crappie as how they ran things
but so far im likin you
you have a look aboat you that says 'im not takin any of your shit' and thats def a leadership quality
"Yeah, most people wouldn’t bother," she muses on the alien’s commentary. There is a point to be made in that thought, truthfully, one she could agree with. "And? It’s fine if you are… I don’t care. It’s their problem if they’re dumb enough to get stabbed. Especially by that thing." A pause at the invitation this girl proffers her, head shaking barely in a physical response before explaining to her. "I’ll pass. I’m— … was part of the military already back home. I’m sick of playing soldier. I’m sure other ‘badasses’ will jump at the chance."
dont diss my pointy jam its hit its target plenty of times
fuck the way humans run armies tho
they got themshellves wiped to near extinction
i aint runnin my army like they ran theirs
so lemme kno if you change your mind
you might even be leader material tho i dunno shit aboat ya rn
"So basically, they’re off hidin’, sitting real comfy while the rest of us are forced to live in this hell, huh?" Sounded about right. That’s how most of the NOL executives acted when they committed atrocities, after all. Still, that didn’t remove his unwillingness to work with others. "Tell you what. You scrape together whatever ragtag team of fighters you can first, and then come ask me again. Like hell I’m going to commit to something that isn’t really formed yet."
ye p much
aint it infuriating
i wanna personally thank them with a stab or seven from my pointy jam
aight
ill sign you up as a solid maybe
"Then why even ask?"
Nonchalant she remains despite the trident that rushes past her countenance. Fingers twitch idly, howsoever, in anticipation for another assault if this peculiar woman attempts a second time. The warrior is ready to counter if she must. "Just… sneak up on them. They don’t need to know… that’s how it works," she utters whilst limbs fall to her sides lazily. "If they have no choice, that is."
to be reel i didnt actually expect anyone to approach me either
ill be pokin holes in plenty of ppl now that i got my pointy jam back
i was just excited
ps
you seem p badass
you wanna join an army to take on the scientists
"Sorry lady, but I don’t play nice with others." Ragna was about as much of a team player as… well, he wasn’t one at all, really. So an army was out of the question. But what was with this chick’s accent, anyways? "If you could just tell me where the hell they are, I’ll do the rest myself."
i aint sure how my army gonna be set up yet but i can always try to work your solitude in
sea thats the problem
as far as i can tell no one knows where the glub they are
swhy im bidin my time by gatherin a group of worthy fighters and allies so when we find out we can nail 'em