Reese | Bigender - Him/Her | 29 This is an 18+ Sneeze Fetish Blog. Vanillas, be respectful or DNI. Minors DNI. Hey there! Welcome to my fetish blog where I indulge in sneeze and whump/hurt-comfort content. Also dabbles in monsterfuckery. Big nerd, very multifandom. I write + draw stuff sometimes, and I love making new friends in the community! Feel free to say hi~ :D Enjoy your stay! ♡
saw a tiktok saying "your moles are where your lover in a past life would kiss you" and now I'm feeling emotional because I have a mole on my nose and it's got me thinking that maybe in a past life I had a lover who had a nose/sneezing fetish and now here I am carrying on their love through my own fetish, how this would make the fetish even more of a deep, essential part of my being, ugh <3
whump is such a strange thing for me. ‘oh im having trouble shouldering the burdens of daily life, let me play scenes in my head of someone getting the shit kicked out of them (fictionally), that’ll make me feel better’ and it DOES
I need a snzfucker dating app for wlw. Let me bless all your sneezes and massage your poor sensitive nose or let me be an absolute freak while you sneeze all over me apologetically.
b/ucky returning to normal civilian life is something i think about very frequently . i just had a kind of lightbulb moment of . well. he hasn’t really been independent and had his own place to live until that point and i just. he realises dust exists (horrible) and dust builds up (even more horrible) and he has to clean the dust (most horrible) . and just. Oaghhhhhh im so down bad for this realisation that he’s been more than just Sensitive to dust this whole time and it is in fact a full blown allergy that he just hasn’t had to face properly ever
Today I woke up thinking about L/ogan waking up with the worst itch, trying to stifle sneezes into a sleeping W/ade's back as they spoon, because his arm was stuck under W/ade and he didn't want to wake him up or move him.
(okay this got WAY longer than I expected!!)
Of course, Wade's awake almost instantly, but does his best to keep his breathing low and even. It's enough to fool Logan for a minute or two -- mostly because Logan's very preoccupied with what's quickly built into a full-on fit.
He's devolved into sneezes so rapid it's lucky he can breathe between them, let alone stifle them, each getting messier and more desperate against the material of Wade's t-shirt. If he didn't know how into this Wade was, it'd be fucking humiliating, but Wade's no longer able to lie there and be quiet.
"Bless you, baby," he moans, rubbing his ass back against Logan's morning wood.
Logan growls, frustrated at his nose, and sniffles hard. But at the same time, it's hard to resist how needy Wade gets for this -- and it's hard to deny himself a little indulgence after being woken up in such an annoying way.
He leans forward and takes Wade's earlobe between his teeth.
"Take your pants off."
Three minutes and two hastily thrown off pairs of sweatpants later, Logan's pushing inside Wade's hole as he gasps and arches back for it. He grins into the line of his partner's neck as he bottoms out; when Wade's like this, Logan hardly even has to move.
He presses himself a little deeper, for good measure, and purrs at Wade when he keeps thrusting back. All the while his nose is still itching, burning, threatening to stick him with the same sort of allergic fit it had only minutes before.
"God, somebody woke up desperate," Logan teases as he sets his rhythm.
"Whose -- fault is that?" Wade fires back, making the sluttiest sound as Logan reaches around to stroke his leaking cock.
Wade might get off on Logan's allergies, but Logan gets off on Wade being fucked out and dizzy and desperate. As it turns out, this means they have a nice little arrangement.
Logan's nose definitely isn't done with him. The soft growls that come with fucking Wade from behind melt into hitching breaths, and in seconds he's fumbling to muffle yet another wet sneeze. Then two more, three, and he's self conscious about how damp the material of Wade's shirt is getting but Wade doesn't care at all.
"Bless you, fuck, I'm so close --"
So is Logan. The relentless grab of Wade's body around his cock never, ever fails, and Wade's tensing up like he's about to come, and --
Warmth spills over Logan's fingers in sharp bursts.
"There we go, Red," Logan says in his ear as Wade melts. Logan's only seconds behind, making a mess of them.
Maybe it wasn't so bad to be sneezed awake after all.
Actually crazy that allergy season is real. Every spring it gets warmer and people start sneezing more and I’m like, wait seriously? I thought this was like made up for porn.
b/ucky will stifle so firmly and silently for as long as possible until one sneaks out of his tight grip and as soon as that happens the dam breaks and he just can’t stifle any more
Definitely more horny than my usual posts, but.....
Tiny getting off on humping a Giant's septum, getting insanely turned on at how their tickly little thrusts are causing the massive nostrils in front of their face to shudder and flush and scrunch