[do-not-take-this-wrong]

[ellenripleys]

my blog truly reflects my life.. inconsistent.. disorganised… annoying

[bitchycode]

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I regret

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

[institute-for-thermal-research]

I’m real? I’m gotdamn alive?

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

i’m not playing hard to get…i don’t know how to talk

[hotboyproblems]

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

[mishacolins]

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

[siickangel]

[1-62-cm]

[skippybabe-blog]

[jenixi]

[saedii]

You know you can just talk to me.

[waitingfor-you]

[sadbltch]

[larchcoin]

[eroticmoss]