yeaghhh

[sailermoon]

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

[sailermoon]

[segamascott]

[coolben94]

I just now realized your URL is coolben94 and not coolbean94...

are u the person thats been sending me “COOOOL BEEEAAAAANNNN” every week for 5 months

[segamascott]

such a good listener hard to find those sometimes

[astronomical-bagel]

Third base is when your blood is on my hands

[astronomical-bagel]

Forth base is dying in front of you

[astronomical-bagel]

fifth base is coming back from the dead to die in front of you yet again

[astronomical-bagel]

Sixth base is seeing my shadow in your reflection as a representation how we parallel one another and how you are unable to move on from me despite the harm we caused one another. I may be gone but the memory of me will never die as I haunt you for the rest of your life.

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[vedurnan]

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[uffys-deactivated20241210]

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[sacred-portal]

[pjackk]

My pet duck Schooner Jr LOVES to play & sleep in the baby pool ALL.AFTERNOON.LONG..

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[dogpuppy]

[hooved]

FUCK it was in parallel australia

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got: