Feet Emoji Review
Pretty nice foot if I do say so myself. Pretty detailed. I can practically smell the rank musk on this one. :) 7/10
Hm. This one is. Ok. It’s very slender. Looks a little fucked in the toes like someone demolished them with a mallet. 3/10
What the fuck am I looking at Microsoft??? This isn’t a foot, it’s some weird fucking animal. Disgusting and disgraceful. Excuse me while I throw the fuck up. -1000/10
Oh. Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhh. This one is *Good*. Nice and shiny. Probably coated in a slick coat of sweat. Could practically skate with the amount of watery perspiration gracing the sole of this appendage. 10/10
WhatApp?? More like what’s up?? With the quality of this foot? Looks like it was rendered on a calculator. 0/10
A good effort was made here. The shape of the foot is just right, and that heel is so round and voluptuous. But the toes?? Twitter I’m going to be blunt, the toes look like the prongs of a fork? You could stab someone with those. 4/10
Now this. This is **ART**. The shading? Gorgeous!!! This foot is very supple and juicy. Not to mention those dummy thicc toes?? 😫😩 my mouth is watering as I type this. 100/10
This one frightens me. The color is drained and unsaturated. No blood has flown in the veins of this foot. The nails look shriveled and dead, clinging to the toes like a young joey clings to it’s mother’s pouch, terrified of leaving for fear of death. Sickening. -10/10
Primitive but in like a sexy way. 8/10
