[low-shear-velocity-province]

It's very easy to say that magic doesn't exist, but ultimately computers work by channeling lightning through a series of crystals, so who's really to say.

[nicodranas]

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

[benryhenson]

[geekinator]

Reasons I like subtitles:

1. I can see how people’s names and the cities and the countries are spelled.

2. I don’t miss any words, so everything they say makes sense.

3. I get to know what background noises and conversations are.

4. The descriptions of the noises people make are freaking awesome. Ex: splutter, grunt, chuckles.

5. I can see who says what.

6. I don’t have to have the volume super loud so I can hear the dialogue, and I don’t blow my eardrums out because the ambient noises and music is SO FREAKING LOUD.

I freaking love subtitles.

[shitpostinguniverse]

[bostoneris]

[so-i-did-this-thing]

“And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That's what sin is." --from Carpe Jugulum, by Terry Pratchett.

[dduane]

That’s our Ter. :)

[woosh-floosh]

[funnyaminals]

the internet is for cowboys only

www. ? it stands for wild wild west

[pancakeke]

animators fuck me up. if you asked me to draw something it would take every ounce of my life to complete this task. if you then asked me to draw it again a little to the left I would die

[marbirds]

peace and love on planet earth

[desert-palm]

[lesbianhallieparker]

they hated her for her clitoral swag

[gamekyuub]

Apple is precious 😭

[nitewrighter]

I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting. 

I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…

[sloppystyle]

I'm losing my shit

[asundergrowth]

Anal Cunt was famous for throwing bricks at their audience while they played. Like real ass cinder blocks. The pit would have to be a good 20 feet from the stage bc Seth had a good arm.

[sloppystyle]

jesus christ

[earthnation]

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

[ventrue]

[schakira]

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

[understands]

[machetelanding]

[clownsnake]