Believe nothing and everything

because everything is bogus and nothing is boring. Hi there, you can call me Eris. She/her Millennial from Massachusetts. This blog is pointless, like giving caviar to an elephant. It is mostly reblogged content with occasional entries of my own. If you like fanfiction, click here to visit my profile on Archive of Our Own.

[dateamonster]

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[hoofpeet]

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

[hoofpeet]

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[lagonegirl]

http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/05/what_state_prisoners_get_to_wo.html

OMG 

[pinehutch]

Things that I knew about: that the mass incarceration of people in the USA , particularly black men, has direct ties to/is an extension of slavery. Things I did not know: this specific shit about Louisiana HOLY FUCK this is evil.

[i-hate-you3000]

OH MY GOSH????

'Modern-Day Slavery': Many Southern States Have Prison Inmates Working in Governor's Mansions and Capitol Buildings - Human Trafficking Sear

When activist Sam Sinyangwe was awaiting a meeting with the governor’s office at the Louisiana state capitol building in Baton Rouge, he not

At Least Seven States Have Prison Inmates Working in Governors' Mansions and Capitol Buildings

The 13th Amendment provides a loophole that allows for the legality of unpaid prison labor, which is sometimes called "modern-day slavery."

[joy-haver]

Grew up next to Angola. It’s much worse than you think

[sisterreisaid]

I wonder how many people are imprisoned for weed

[kaccvcate]

I’m from Mississippi and it’s like this in my home town. Enslaved prisoners clean roadways, pick cotton, everything they’ve done since before slavery was supposedly ended. What they teach in schools is nothing but propaganda.

[viralfrog]

[filmtvtoday]

It's like describing a dog to someone who's never seen a dog. And then asking them to draw it.

BACKROOMS 2026 — dir. Kane Parsons

[ao3org]

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[bostoneris]

I love how the crackfics I write at 41 are so different from the ones I wrote at 14, but only insofar that I address adult issues like mental illness and feeling lost and finding the strength to battle fucked up shit that gets in your way. That's my Umbrella Academy fanfic right there. My Thunderbolts fanfic has the exact same themes, but is much more poorly written. But I'd still say better-written than the crossovers I wrote as a kid.

A crackfic shouldn't have an intricate plot, but fandom crossovers only make sense to me if they're explained.

Oh man, this is wild shit. I'm 'shipping the author-insert with Bob, I'm thinking of having Bucky meet Regina. I was gonna have characters just fuck around, but I think the dragon from the first chapter needs to be the Big Bad.

I'm what's wrong with AO3 and why there are so many abandoned fanfics. We just make random shit up until there are 50 chapters.

[stardustrider]

Sebastian Stan on playing Bucky Barnes in Thunderbolts.

"I love when they allow me to play a little bit of the duality. That‘s what I love about Bucky. I love that even though he‘s come a long way, he‘s still carrying his whole life experience with him. He‘s not a totally different person. He‘s always going to have those things that made him who he is, good and bad, and it gives a different flavor to the choices that you make as an actor.

And this, it feels like this is a very similar group. They could all go both ways. They‘re running away from the thing that scares them. They are running away from themselves. They are running away from the pain they didn‘t deal with, the guilt that they‘ve accumulated, from being out in the world and doing terrible things."

[5ummit]

The West Chesapeake Valley Thunderbolts sponsored by Shane’s Tire Shop and/or Dmitri’s Elite Industrial Lighting & Electronics

[mcufam]

AVA STARR & YELENA BELOVA in THUNDERBOLTS* (2025)

[dailymarvelstudios]

Thunderbolts* (2025), dir. Jake Schreier

[stardustrider]

I like this plan 😅

Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes in THUNDERBOLTS (2025)

[marvelfilmtv]

THUNDERBOLTS* 2025, dir. Jake Schreier