Believe nothing and everything

because everything is bogus and nothing is boring. Hi there, you can call me Eris. She/her Millennial from Massachusetts. This blog is pointless, like giving caviar to an elephant. It is mostly reblogged content with occasional entries of my own. If you like fanfiction, click here to visit my profile on Archive of Our Own.

[luminouslumity]

[donkeydickjess]

That fucking chair probably chocolate too

[were--ralph]

they slayed

[crappycheese]

[beesmygod]

commissions i did for a good friend!!! these were a really fun challenge and you can tell i hit my stride in the second one

[thoodleoo]

reading about the participation of children in rituals as a form of play in ancient greece and came across an incredibly charming story from julius pollux's onomasticon where a flood prevented the adults from reaching a sanctuary to sacrifice a ram to heracles, and the children solved the problem by....sticking a bunch of sticks in an apple to give it "legs" and "horns" and offering it as a sacrifice instead. it's such a charming thought and i can perfectly picture kids these days also pretending at sacrificing an apple "goat" at recess

[thoodleoo]

catch me on the playground playing sacrifices

[gothredy]

[theamericanpin-up]

Earl Moran - "Eve N Tide" - 1955 Calendar Illustration from Brown & Bigelow Calendar Co. -The American Pin-up Calendar Collection

[yummyinmytumbly]

Strawberry Peach Smash Mocktail

[vseshlo]

Calcifer tells Howl about Sophie's situation (and they both feel something to her)

[christiangothdotcom]

IASIP Meme [1/10] Episodes              ↳ Frank Falls Out the Window

“You guys are back on crack, Frank brought strippers back to my place, and we’re all bumping into each other at the welfare store, yet I’m the only person who thinks it’s 2006?”

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

[vintar]

[academicabyss]

[5hanebia]

Energy drink 💪

[jimbo-jester]

nooo don’t push away everyone who loves you your so sexy aha

[dragongirlafro]

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

[dragongirltitties]

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

[mollyjames]

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

[illiterate-oscillating-rat]

I want a plugin for Microsoft Teams that shows all the thumbs up as middle fingers.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

PSA: NEW SCAM BOT ALERT

not sure if it’s “new” but in the past couple days, my friends and I have each been receiving about dozens of this exact message with the exact same script from various random blogs.

but instead of empty blogs that are very obviously bots, these blogs all have profile pictures and reblogs on their blogs like any other normal blogs. although if you scroll down far enough, most of them are very recently created, with the first ever reblogs from their blogs being from less than a week ago — which makes me think they’re newly created blogs with reblogs and profile pictures, so that they’re not very obviously bots anymore. but they all use the same script.

obviously I did not contact them, and I have all of them blocked and reported. because I know if I did contact them, they would try and convince me that my blog was somehow “compromised” one way or another, and then they’d say I’d have to contact this random guy on discord (instead of tumblr support) and then I’d have to change the email I associated my blog with to their new email that they gave me. then boom. the second my blog was registered with their email, they had control of everything, and chances were that I’d never be able to get my blog back. or worse, they had access to my personal information too. it’s all the same scam tactics.

do NOT fall for them. do NOT contact any shady, random person on discord or any other platform. the ONLY way you contact support when you have an issue with your blog is directly through tumblr support. not a random guy on discord.

I’m not disclosing their url because even though I’m 90% sure it’s a bot, I don’t want to accidentally send people to harass an innocent person in case of the blog having originally belonged to an innocent person before they were hacked. because when these scammers/bots hack someone’s blog, they use the blog to further scam other people, since the blog was originally a legit blog, it won’t look “empty and obviously a bot”.

stay safe everyone.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Sorry, but I'm just trying to comprehend things here. Does being a proship means you normalize dark, taboo, incest etc. in fics?

no. proship literally just means anti censorship and anti harassment. proship does not necessarily mean liking every taboo ship. it does not necessarily mean normalizing any taboo ship.

you can be proship even if you hate every single ship that is taboo. as long as you don’t harass or shame real people over fiction, then by the definition, you are proship.

almost every person who is proship has something they dislike, hate, or even find disgusting. the point is not to normalize any of these taboo things. the point is literally to not shame, harass or censor people who enjoy the things they enjoy as long as it’s fiction and no one in real life is harmed.

so when someone who is proship finds a taboo ship they think is disgusting, they either scroll past, mute, or block the source. that’s all. they don’t harass or shame the person who enjoys it. they don’t try to normalize it. they just curate their own internet experience. scroll past, mute or block what they don’t want to see, mind their own business and let others enjoy whatever fictional things they enjoy.

[thememedaddy]

[kaiba-cave]

The Avengers trending on Tumblr after the Doomsday trailer. Feels like 2012 again.