[yakumtsaki]

when i remember that mortimer's parents "tragically" died in separate fires leaving the goth fortune solely his and that, after getting a positive memory of his high maintenance wife's disappearance, he's now a 70yo man w a 20yo gf:

[regionaldoubloon]

t-virus but everyone infected is just in permanent t-pose

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[gyrsaker365]

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

[obscureoldguy]

This is good stuff to know!

[incorrectgreekgods]

guys please appreciate my hard work tonight

[thekatebridgerton]

Saw a post about Bridgerton as salem the cat quotes and had to make one too.

Simon:

Daphne:

Anthony:

Benedict:

Eloise:

Francesca:

Colin

Gregory

Hyacinth

Violet

[tolstoysbike]

the chamber of secrets has been opened enemies of the heir beware

Art by Vladislav Pantic

[regionaldoubloon]

hopefully someone knows which fic i’m talking about, but i read a Tom Riddle redemption fanfic once, and the plot was that the mc sees toms future. she gives him some kind of potion or vial or maybe it was a time turner and he sees how he turns out. he then changes his ways and he gets to become the minister of magic or something. and they have kids. ahhh help me??

[cas-fulleditmode]

Visit Original Link

this blog is a joke.

[regionaldoubloon]

feel like pure shit just wanna be/fuck the girl from livin la vida loca

[howulikindaraingirl]

twilight series as the office gifs, part 4

esme worrying about making leah like her:

jasper when he sees laurent:

the photo the cullens send of bella to show charlie she’s ok in breaking dawn:

charlie writing down every time edward fucks up:

carlisle:

alice:

edward and alice when bella wants them to ignore her birthday:

edward, rosalie, bella, and renegade in breaking dawn:

emmett when he hears there could be a fight:

[letsmakeitwritee]

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

[i-dont-use-my-main-anymore]

You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.

[insertnerdyjokehere]

cliché but classic sub trope of this: the person who almost died tells the object of their affection “you look like shit” despite the fact that they are the one in the hospital bed and almost died.

[twilightbutokayer]

This is not at all a self-gratifying comic based on how i wished Charlie Swan was treated in canon

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[billybobhader]

*Stats class being totally quiet while taking a test*

Edward: SHUT. UUUUPPPPPPPP.

Entire class: ??

Emmet’s mind:

[regionaldoubloon]

don’t put anything in the bin that you wouldn’t put in your body 💕

[altmode]

Beauty and the Beast (1991)

[noahczernys]

no one:

me, talking about my fave character:

[nudityandnerdery]

[christinaroseandrews]

This guy knows what he’s talking about. He’s one of the lead writers for Leverage and if you ever watch the series on DVD, do yourself a favor and listen to him talk about how the scripts got written. Some of the advice he has is stuff I use all the time: 1. Don’t introduce an important plot person or thing after the first half of the story. 2. Always tie up loose ends. 3. Introduce important things in the middle of unimportant things. 4. If you have to infodump, find an emotion to tie it to and it will seem less like infodump and more like a motive rant. Seriously this guy knows how to write.