Fire Dancer

28 | she/they

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[cattycattitude]

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

[cattycattitude]

A helpful visual:

[rubyleaf]

"Boy I sure wish there was a character who functions like me who's still made it somewhere in life!"

Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch:

[goalieflashflight]

May I also add

[batbetbitbotbut]

Image transcriptions:

1)

* Vimes maintained three trays: In, Out and Shake It All About; the last one was where he put everything he was too busy, angry, tired or bewildered to do anything about.

2)

* Vimes had got around to a Clean Desk policy. It was a Clean Floor strategy that eluded him at the moment.

3)

Vimes tried to think. Don't think of it all as one big bucket of snakes. Think of it as one snake at a time. Try to sort it out. Now, what needs to be done first?

Everything.

All right, try a different approach.

4)

This was not going according to his mental script.

[goblinbasil]

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

[dailycatsblog]

love it when mutuals i don’t really talk to reblog one of my posts it’s like hell yeah. glad you liked that. please don’t leave me.

[sayruq]

[blaizedzabini]

may your 2014 be hella

[theprofessional-amateur]

Do we count this as a passive rickroll?

link to post

[swordofwit]

A very important addition from Rian Johnson himself

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

[maidthings]

im gonna fucking do it. as soon as i figure out what "it" even is. oooo just you wait

[seaofdreams-moved]

tbh if i was given the chance i’d trade my uterus for a bag of Doritos and a cool looking rock

[negativepeanuthoarder]

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

[rocktheholygrail]

[pisshandkerchief]

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

[sajdd]

hey guys not sure if any of you relate but personally ive been really big into stories lately. characters, even. i find myself impacted by fiction. yeah. that made-up stuff. this is just one brief look into my sick and twisted mind

[and-fishing-equipment]

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly