bites you bites you bites y

blake. 31. they/he. any ads are put here by tumblr and not me. don't click on them.

[ogseitai]

if you pick up a pair of tongs and dont click them at least twice you fail the turing test

[homunculus-argument]

Oh, to be granted the power to speak to animals for just like 38 seconds, so that I could tell this pebble-brained feathery fuckass that nobody is impressed that he started singing earlier than anybody else. There's no bird pussy available at 2 am. The dames can sense your desperation. Stop screaming for at least three more hours.

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[deathtokillian]

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

[zxbuster-advent]

Like really

Are you kidding me

[zxbuster-advent]

Happy pride month! This website’s staff hates you

[everyday-cutephoto]

[larval-tear]

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

[r30-blog1]

[ieafy]

sweet days

[parkchanwoohoo]

The anger that drove the making of this is so palpable I can't stop laughing

[lisutarid-a]

[depsidase]

[notedchampagne]

dog looking at shawarma

[contemptible-scoundrel]

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

[contemptible-scoundrel]

W gay people. W pervert women

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[elekid]

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

[flipchild]