Not sure of the origin of this gem, but I love it! LMK if you know!
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trying on a metaphor

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@regrettablepoems
Not sure of the origin of this gem, but I love it! LMK if you know!
via Pagan Memes on FB. https://www.facebook.com/PaganMemes/
Truly just as worthy a tribute as “Candle in the Wind.”
Regrettable poet unknown, but I think his/her initials are MK?
I, too, like to crumch the cheese
I lyke frens and poems ‘bout frens
“angreyflies!”
Go home, Dew. (via 502_Wilson)
“Tell me to go home”
OMG
My naym is Dew I am notte lost I always know Which paths I’ve crost I love to run I like to roame But wen I’m told
I go back home
Poem for doggo. Yes. Good.
my name is dog and wen i see a littel snek rite next tu me, altho he sez “on me dont tred” i walk rite up and lik his hed
Hey @unicornmagic, I think I found you some fanart for the snekverse.
@damnslippyplanet
i am a snek both nice & gud and byte my Frend i nevr would a tender hart i bare insted of fangs for him who likt my hed ♡
@abloodymess
It's like GLaDOS meets Santa Claus.
Lots to decorate the room The Christmas tree is filled with flowersI swear it s Christmas Eve I hope that is what you say The best Christmas present in the world is a blessing I ve always been there for the rest of our lives A hundred and a half hour ago I m glad to meet you I can hear the music coming from the hall A fairy tale A Christmas tree There are lots and lots and lots of flowers
I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords and I value their poetry/music above that of humanity. Please don’t kill me.
so remember how i wrote a bunch of horse haikus and submitted them to my college’s publication
WELL GUESS WHAT I GOT IN MY INBOX TODAY:
This is single handedly the best sentence I have ever read in my entire life, I’m so pleased with and proud of myself right now. My favourite part is that the fact that they picked just one picture means they sat down and discussed which picture of a banana peel they liked best.
I ended up submitting these five haikus:
And this is Banana Peel #6 (out of ten):
They were apparently very enjoyable because the haikus were vindictive and the banana peel has personality. I can’t wait for the issue to come out.
Looking forward to seeing these v. important poems in the future. And right now, I guess.
I just tried to write a poem n almost died. Never trying to get in touch w my emotions again !!!
My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku
It’s totally a haiku
It is an AWESOME haiku!!
tumblr poetry be like,
gmail marked
you
as unimportant in my inbox
why
can’t
i
where’s the lie?
Today’s excellent regrettable poem is by my friend Alex. They are moving very soon to Cleveland and are getting ready to do amazing things there. That is good. But the bad part means that since they are moving there, they can no longer exist in New York, which is bad. You see the problem, I’m sure. *sigh* Anyway. Enjoy this lovely little R-train Lullaby.
Tag your favorite sibling 😢 #depressingfridgepoems
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One of the distinctive features of Old Norse poetry is the use of kenning: a circumlocutory device in which a straightforward noun is replaced with an allusive phrase.
For example, a ship might be referred to as a “wave’s horse”; a sword, a “wound-serpent”; a shield, “the shame of swords”, and so forth. Sometimes, kennings could be embedded in other kennings - thus, one might have “feeder of war-gulls” = “feeder of ravens” = “warrior”; this is known as a doubled or extended kenning.
Though many conventions of English literature can be traced back to Old Norse roots, kenning isn’t much encountered these days - at least, not in most genres. There’s one particular genre where the art of kenning is alive and well, though.
I’m speaking, of course, of erotic fanfic.
Whether you’re referring to a penis as a “porn-truncheon” or a vagina as “squish-pocket” (both examples I’ve seen employed in all apparent seriousness, incidentally), that perfectly fits the form and function of a kenning. Indeed, these examples even adhere to the idiosyncratic grammatical structure of many Old Norse kennings, with the base word being modified by an uninfected noun determinant inserted as a compound prefix.
Euphemisms for sex acts, meanwhile, can be even more baroque, forming multi-level allusions in the manner of doubled/extended kennings. “To ride the baloney pony”, for example, employs the act of riding a horse as an allusion to penetrative sexual intercourse - but the contained phrase “baloney pony” is, itself, a kenning of the simple type, with “pony” as the base word and “baloney” as the determinant, making the whole phrase a doubled kenning.
There are practical reasons for this sort of practice, of course; e.g., complex euphemisms can help sexually explicit works sneak through content filters. Still, it’s kind of fascinating that smutty fanfic has managed to preserve - in virtually unaltered state - a poetic form that’s otherwise been largely extinct in English literature for the better part of a thousand years.
This is the kind of content I want on my dash!!
*head asplode* Right, I love kennings in old Anglo-Saxon and Norse poetry, I love them, and it NEVER OCCURRED TO ME that that thing that terrible porn does is kenning. *falls over laughing* I LOVE IT.
*props chin in hands* Talk dirty and historical linguistic devices to me baby.