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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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#extradirty

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Cosmic Funnies
occasionally subtle
YOU ARE THE REASON

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@regrettablepoems
Not sure of the origin of this gem, but I love it! LMK if you know!Â
via Pagan Memes on FB. https://www.facebook.com/PaganMemes/Â
Truly just as worthy a tribute as âCandle in the Wind.âÂ
Regrettable poet unknown, but I think his/her initials are MK?Â
I, too, like to crumch the cheeseÂ
I lyke frens and poems âbout frensÂ
âangreyflies!â
Go home, Dew. (via 502_Wilson)
âTell me to go homeâ
OMG
My naym is Dew I am notte lost I always know Which paths Iâve crost I love to run I like to roame But wen Iâm told
I go back home
Poem for doggo. Yes. Good.
my name is dog and wen i see a littel snek rite next tu me, altho he sez âon me dont tredâ i walk rite up and lik his hed
Hey @unicornmagic, I think I found you some fanart for the snekverse.
@damnslippyplanet
i am a snek both nice & gud and byte my Frend i nevr would a tender hart i bare insted of fangs for him who likt my hed âĄ
@abloodymess
It's like GLaDOS meets Santa Claus.
Lots to decorate the room The Christmas tree is filled with flowersI swear it s Christmas Eve I hope that is what you say The best Christmas present in the world is a blessing I ve always been there for the rest of our lives A hundred and a half hour ago I m glad to meet you I can hear the music coming from the hall A fairy tale A Christmas tree There are lots and lots and lots of flowers
I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords and I value their poetry/music above that of humanity. Please donât kill me.
so remember how i wrote a bunch of horse haikus and submitted them to my collegeâs publication
WELL GUESS WHAT I GOT IN MY INBOX TODAY:
This is single handedly the best sentence I have ever read in my entire life, Iâm so pleased with and proud of myself right now. My favourite part is that the fact that they picked just one picture means they sat down and discussed which picture of a banana peel they liked best.
I ended up submitting these five haikus:
And this is Banana Peel #6 (out of ten):
They were apparently very enjoyable because the haikus were vindictive and the banana peel has personality. I canât wait for the issue to come out.
Looking forward to seeing these v. important poems in the future. And right now, I guess.Â
I just tried to write a poem n almost died. Never trying to get in touch w my emotions again !!!
My favorite haiku that doesnât really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku
Itâs totally a haikuÂ
It is an AWESOME haiku!!
tumblr poetry be like,
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Todayâs excellent regrettable poem is by my friend Alex. They are moving very soon to Cleveland and are getting ready to do amazing things there. That is good. But the bad part means that since they are moving there, they can no longer exist in New York, which is bad. You see the problem, Iâm sure. *sigh* Anyway. Enjoy this lovely little R-train Lullaby.Â
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One of the distinctive features of Old Norse poetry is the use of kenning: a circumlocutory device in which a straightforward noun is replaced with an allusive phrase.
For example, a ship might be referred to as a âwaveâs horseâ; a sword, a âwound-serpentâ; a shield, âthe shame of swordsâ, and so forth. Sometimes, kennings could be embedded in other kennings - thus, one might have âfeeder of war-gullsâ = âfeeder of ravensâ = âwarriorâ; this is known as a doubled or extended kenning.
Though many conventions of English literature can be traced back to Old Norse roots, kenning isnât much encountered these days - at least, not in most genres. Thereâs one particular genre where the art of kenning is alive and well, though.
Iâm speaking, of course, of erotic fanfic.
Whether youâre referring to a penis as a âporn-truncheonâ or a vagina as âsquish-pocketâ (both examples Iâve seen employed in all apparent seriousness, incidentally), that perfectly fits the form and function of a kenning. Indeed, these examples even adhere to the idiosyncratic grammatical structure of many Old Norse kennings, with the base word being modified by an uninfected noun determinant inserted as a compound prefix.
Euphemisms for sex acts, meanwhile, can be even more baroque, forming multi-level allusions in the manner of doubled/extended kennings. âTo ride the baloney ponyâ, for example, employs the act of riding a horse as an allusion to penetrative sexual intercourse - but the contained phrase âbaloney ponyâ is, itself, a kenning of the simple type, with âponyâ as the base word and âbaloneyâ as the determinant, making the whole phrase a doubled kenning.
There are practical reasons for this sort of practice, of course; e.g., complex euphemisms can help sexually explicit works sneak through content filters. Still, itâs kind of fascinating that smutty fanfic has managed to preserve - in virtually unaltered state - a poetic form thatâs otherwise been largely extinct in English literature for the better part of a thousand years.
This is the kind of content I want on my dash!!
*head asplode* Right, I love kennings in old Anglo-Saxon and Norse poetry, I love them, and it NEVER OCCURRED TO ME that that thing that terrible porn does is kenning. *falls over laughing* I LOVE IT.
*props chin in hands* Talk dirty and historical linguistic devices to me baby.Â