Vaguely Humanoid Void Beast

Good evening!

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[greelin]

the weight this image holds

[greelin]

happy pride month everybody

[owannai]

タンバシティ海岸 / Cianwood City

鍋子さんのポケモン四季の本に寄稿したもの

2012

[javascript-official]

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

[mephistopheles]

sorry im not done gatsbyposting. the nyc celebrations for its 100th anniversary are so uniquely deranged. like here you have a book that absolutely scathes new york parties & dress-up & entertainment & alcohol & careless wealthy east coast elites. and the way the city is celebrating the 100th anniversary of one of the most beautifully written & personally devastating literary tragedies this country has ever produced is by. offering 10% off gatsby-themed cocktails at luxury bars. hosting pay-to-attend 1920s themed costume balls in the wealthiest areas of midtown. setting up penthouse hotel suites to ostensibly resemble locations from the book. a few hours ago at an exclusive private event they had the cast of the glamorous broadway musical, all in designer clothes, light up the empire state building green to advertise their show where tickets cost up to $670. one of them said the green light ‘represents the beauty of the american dream.’ i think you could power all manhattan with energy generated from the rotational torque of f scott fitzgerald spinning wildly in his grave

[mephistopheles]

anyhow i celebrated this international holiday by leaving work early & dressing up & driving north five and a half miserable hours to see the empire state lit up green because this was a true once in a lifetime event & this book changed my life & i wanted to celebrate a character i loved and mourned & see a glittering green light shining on the water & reach for it like dreamers do. but even though all the websites and blogs i could find told me it would be green on the 11th—that it would blaze green all night on the 11th, and i triple checked each one—by the time i got there at 8:15 pm they’d turned it off. and the parties had happened thursday night, not friday. so i ended up alone & exhausted & rain-drenched & freezing & quite frankly absolutely crying my eyes out on the shore across from the city, just fucking stupidly sobbing above the water, wishing i could go back just a little way into the past. and THATS how you do gatsby. ill kill you all

[mephistopheles]

if you don’t reblog this post im gonna explode

[mephistopheles]

[conarcoin]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[conarcoin]

here are some more really good neoboards screenshots

[hellyesbro]

how could you forget

[banchagu]

From a distant sea town

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[thelesbobaggins]

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

[hapalopus]

Another W for Animorphs! The series ends with them actually being tried at the Hague for breaching the Geneva Convention. The Animorphs are found not guilty because they won the war. They resent the court for not punishing their numerous human rights violations and mass murders.

[cursed--alien]

Wait, why does winning make you not guilty?

[hapalopus]

I misremembered it as the kids being tried, when it was only their enemy, but yeah, idk man, ask the Animorphs Hague ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They aren't war criminals because the people who decide who's a war criminal didn't want them to be war criminals. Wonder what lessons we can learn from that :))

[nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour]

Huge plot point in the last book is that one of the main characters has a courtroom breakdown when they're prosecuting the commander of the invading alien army for warcrimes because the defense said 'hey the main character did war crimes too' and it's so bad his best friends/comrades in arms abduct him temporarily to try to convince him that 'no our acts of war were justified because we were defending earth against a hostile invading force' and he's like 'well yeah but we killed innocents and that's still morally indefensible though' and his friends tell him 'well okay be that as it may you need to stop being too depressed to function so we can put the other guy's ass in prison forever'

KA Applegate was on the 'war is hell' train for fuckin decades man

[the-haiku-bot]

KA Applegate was

on the 'war is hell’ train for

fuckin decades man

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jetix]

2025-12-31

[not100bees]

I feel like my crocodile mom can protect my wife and girlfriend and my friend and that random old woman from the other crocodile while I rescue the money.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your girlfriend and your wife are different people? Polyamory win I guess.

[asmuchasidliketo]

[sicknastyjr]

Vivziepop really should voice vriska if only for the fact it would be the single most polarizing thing ever and would piss off almost everybody in some way which is what I believe vriska's legacy boils down to

[aokozaki]

The best part of the Dorothea/Ingrid Supports ending suddenly at B rank is that you're able to do B Rank Supports either pre or post-time skip.

Imagine Dorothea silently pining for five years until the fateful class reunion, finally confessing her attraction, and Ingrid just goes "oh, ew" and they never speak again.

[aokozaki]

Dorothea defected from the Empire to be here.

[leelarots]

just one example of his sickening lies

[redstonedust]

i always knew riverdale is a show that goes off the rails plot wise but the more i hear about it the more i realise its basically homestuck. look at these character descriptions.

this is homestuck. you have to understand how homestuck this is.

[worstgirleva]

sorry, but could i have another piece of loot? you see *i tenderly look down and caress my belly* i'm raiding for two right now

[worstgirleva]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

we're finally auditioning for some individual episode roles for our trans-led doctor who audio series! interested in being a part of this, but couldn't commit to a major series part? now is your time! hearing about this for the first time now? we still have a few larger roles available!

come make some doctor who art with us!

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