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miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

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Love the chaos

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Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me

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I work at an art store and we have tester pads out for pens and markers. Sometimes people put in way too much time into their doodles and then there’s… this beautifully cursed image

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

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Not risking it

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hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

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2018 lets bring back fanfic authors interruptng their own stories to have conversations with the characters

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Ronald blushed under his clown makeup.

“Y-You like me?”

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me: squeeeeeeeee!!! here it comes! x3

ronald mcdonald: sh-shut up! >_<

burger king: o___0

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“Yes Ronald, it has always been you…” Burger King said.

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im going to personally kick your ass

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Wendy’s: hello can I take your order? Me: Maybe

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People look so different once you don’t care about them anymore

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I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.