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why cant i be a 20th century schoolboy studying shakespeare with his group of morally grey friends

#just a 1900s boarding school boy with his close totally platonic friends #if we were villains #the secret history #dark academia #shakespeare #classics #dead poets society #picture of dorian gray #dorian gray #morally grey

planetqueenxoxo

Rip Remus lupin you would have loved lecturing people on why chatgpt sucks

i-am-a-fish

oooouughggh I have a really bad headache I need to look at my screen more it's the only thing that soothes me

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"nobody likes a complainer" you say, like an idiot, as if thriving ecosystems of friendships aren't blossoming every day based solely on people vocally disliking the same things in similar ways

milo-melon

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*reaches out my hand in love & friendship* come be a Hater with me

paranormal-taters

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

citadelofthestars

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

paranormal-taters

Absolutely I can

mountainrusing

James, worried: Remus, wake up.

Remus, waking up: Huh?

James: You forgot to take your sleeping pills and you need them to sleep!

Remus:

Remus: So… what was I doing before you woke me up?

homunculus-argument

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

effemimaniac

platonically shooting my friendshot hoping I don't get acquaintance-zoned

juniper-petunia

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

so many times when we eat out the waiter give my (a femme lesbian) masc girlfriend the bill?? and only address her when we're ordering etc- why are we putting outdated heteronormative standards onto a relationship which cannot even follow them??

#they obviously don't realise i wear the strap #lesbian #wlw

supreme-leader-stoat

redstonedust

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

redstonedust

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.