Granola Diva

sporadic posts... white, trans, he/him/his

[hetero-plausible]

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[hetero-plausible]

Catch me out in the field harvesting grain with a scythe wearing only an oversized straw hat and these shorts

[rogeliodelavega-deactivated2019]

favourite character meme | five quotes » Killed By Death

[prophecysgirl]

if there’s no great glorious end to all this, if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. because that’s all there is. what we do. now. today. i fought for so long, for redemption, for a reward, and finally just to beat the other guy, but i never got it. and now you do? not all of it. all i wanna do is help. i wanna help because, i don’t think people should suffer as they do. because, if there’s no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness is the greatest thing in the world.

[granola-diva]

Country music: My girlfriend left me and I don't know why

Also country music: I left my boyfriend and here's exactly why.

[gupdoo3]

“what’s up everybody i’m pandora and welcome to my unboxing video”

[humanisticjew]

Do I believe in a traditional biblical God? Well, not in the sense that the ancient Israelites believed in Him. I could never make the full leap to accepting a God who rolls up his sleeves and fiddles with our lives like a novelist does his characters. I’m still agnostic. But in the words of Elton Richards, I’m now a reverent agnostic. I now believe that whether or not there’s a God, there is such a thing as sacredness. Life is sacred. The Sabbath can be a sacred day. Prayer can be a sacred ritual. There is something transcendent, beyond the everyday. It’s possible that humans created this sacredness ourselves, but that doesn’t take away from its power or importance.

A.J. Jacobs, The Year of Living Biblically

[writing-prompt-s]

The god Apollo falls in love with a farmer’s son and tries, with what he has learned through country music, to win him over.

[4th-mcelroy-brother-dougie]

Apollo went down to georgia he was lookin for a heart to steal

[g4yr4t]

@granola-diva

[granola-diva]

FUCK 

[jkottke]

Unlikely simultaneous historical events

A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?

[quantumblog]

Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.

There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.

Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.

When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.

The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.

Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.

[seasonsmayklaine]

Pablo Picasso died the year Pink Floyd released “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973) 

Prisoners began to arrive to Auschwitz a few days after Mc'Donalds was founded. 

Coca-Cola is only 31 years younger than Italy. 

Marilyn Monroe and Queen Elizabeth II were born in the same year. 

The Ottoman empire still existed the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.

[summercicada]

WEIRD

[jamesreads]

the last breath returns the light. 

available as a limited edition print from November 17th at 11am PST until November 20th at 11am PST at www.jamesreadsmerch.com

[bisummers]

buffy anne summers

She alone will stand against the v a m p  i   r   e   s 

[disneylicious]

source

[thewinterbunny]

This is brilliant

[pepesbiggestfan]

harry styles is trans and i wanna fight about it

[granola-diva]

Op knows my heart who are you

[propheticfire]

[instagramteen]

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[julius-novachrono]

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

[jamesreads]

find alignment in moments of tranquility. 

[deep-dark-fears]

An anonymous fear submitted to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

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