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𝐌 𝐲 𝐫 𝐢 𝐯 𝐚 𝐥 𝐦 𝐲 𝐢 𝐝 𝐨 𝐥 ── .✦ ݁˖
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.✦ ݁˖ Synopsis — You and Satoru are long time rivals. While you constantly push yourself to your limits Satoru somehow always manages to one up you. Unfortunately for you being paired with him for the upcoming physics assignment means you’ll be forced into a collaboration, along with more endless arguments. Old feelings are forced out and fizzle into something neither of you could’ve expected.
.✦ ݁˖ Content — all characters are 18 (last year of high school), rivals-friends-lovers, slight angst, fluff, slow burn-ish?, academic stress, self-esteem issues, parental pressure, emotional vulnerability, awkward first kisses, physics
wc — 4.6k
a/n: a late thank you all for 1k!! I wanted to post this when I hit the milestone but we got there sooner than expected. I love you all so much I hope you enjoy this! (yes the title is based off of that song about chainsaw man)
The first time you were dethroned was when you were ten. Kids crowded around the bulletin board, scampering to find out their end-of-year marks. Usually, you came out victorious, always leading in terms of grades. Key word: usually.
You sauntered over after the push and shoving died down, pride welling in your chest as you prepared for another year of victory. “Who the hell is Gojo Satoru?!” Your mouth moved before you could process, eyebrows furrowing as you reread the chart.
1. Gojo, Satoru and just below, in second place, was your name — second place.
Your classmates turned to look at you, some giggling, some gasping, some even teasing. “Hey, looks like you aren’t the top nerd anymore!” You turned around with a scowl, shoving the boy to the side in search of your new nemesis.
“Hey, Gojo! You were the top scorer. How did you do that?” Your head whipped around to the source, fury bubbling in your chest. You saw a white-haired boy with another boy, Suguru, from the opposite class. You didn’t recognise the pale one, was he Satoru?
Suguru noticed your scowl from across the hall, and he gave a meek smile in an effort to mollify your nasty look. You marched over, “Are you Gojo Satoru?” Your tone was harsher than needed, face already heating up with a new wave of rage as the boy grinned. “Yeah, I moved here a few weeks ago! But er… who are you?”
Suguru gave a toothy smile, slinging his arm around Satoru before speaking again, “Yeah, Satoru joined recently, he's super smart — maybe smarter than you!” Now, ten-year-old Suguru had no intention of causing harm; he believed that you and Satoru could ‘nerd out’ together.
“Take that back! He just got lucky.” You crossed your arms, snarling at the boys. Gojo puffed his chest out, stepping closer to you in the process, “Well, Suguru isn't wrong. I was one of the top scorers in Kyoto. That's where I used to live.”
mom's best friend!yuki tsukumo and you hiding your relationship from your mom ╱ mdni, dom!yuki, dumbification, degradation, corruption?, size difference ˚.✦
mom's best friend!yuki tsukumo who picks you up in the corner of your street after you tell your mom you're going to have a sleepover with some friends. Yuki pulls up in her motorbike, with a pretty helmet just for you. She greets you with a kiss on the lips and a squeeze in your ass, helping you put your helmet on. "Hold on tight," she says every time, and she doesn't start up until your arms are around her waist.
mom's best friend!yuki tsukumo who was the one to convince you to start seeing each other, the way she talked to you, telling you how gorgeous of a woman you've became, it made your thighs press together. She took advantage of the effect she has on you and now she has you wrapped around her fingers.
mom's best friend!yuki tsukumo who sees you as her cute doll. She's stronger and smarter than you, she easily lifts you up and sits you on her lap so you can grind against her jeans. You're always completely naked and she's all dressed up. You get all shy and whiny, trying to hide your face in her neck but she just grabs your chin and forces you to look at her. "Don't get bashful now, doll. You're the one who snuck out to come get fucked by your mom's bestie."
mom's best friend!yuki tsukumo who loves corrupting you slowly. At first you were a nervous virgin who didn't even touch her, but now she's got you all stretched out riding her fingers on the couch before dinner is even ordered, hips rolling desperately while you cry into her shoulder.
PLEASE involve me
sukuna doesn’t know what it is like to receive a touch that is gentle.
sukuna has spent his life being a man who lived up to every bit of his reputation—terrifying, horrific, menacing, everything befitting a king. a lord. a curse.
everything he’s been on the receiving end of has been tainted with violence, hatred and malice. he is deserving of every bit of it, he’s sure.
but you, his queen, the lady he’s sure he’s conceived from his feverish nightmares, you touch him as if he was a prize.
you eye him like one would eye diamonds, something precious, not a curse. and that has his heart beating a rhythm dangerously akin to a person in love. but a curse’s heart cannot beat for cause other than violence, now can it?
he has you by his side because it’s convenient. because it’s an advantage—or so he tells himself, as he paces around his chambers in the dead of night, staring at your sleeping form, hoping to get close enough to touch you, but he never does.
but once you get to touch him? your hands are gentle, softer than his own calloused palms, as you glide them across his beastly body, slowly making way to his face.
sukuna feels his eyes well up with a sensation he’s never felt before, while you stood before him, studying him, your arms prodding, prying, your nails grazing his skin before they came up to cup his face.
tracing his jaw while your eyes met his, one of your hands finding their way into his hair, slowly brushing past the knots with the gentleness one would use only with something, someone that was adored.
the way your eyes softened as they met his face, your touch indicating nothing but reverence had his eyes pool with the unfamiliar sensation of tears. they pricked at his eyes shamefully—he was a king. he didn’t, nay, never cried, he never had that privilege bestowed upon him.
but before he could swallow the tears, they slid down his cheeks, meeting your palms that cupped his face oh so tenderly—you didn’t question it. it wasn’t your place. you swiped them away with your thumb, his tears pouring out his four eyes while a pair of his arms held on to your waist.
burying his head in your chest while you slowly pet his head—he should’ve had you killed for that. treating him like a common dog. but with his breath unsteady as he fought off tears that’d never left his eyes before, his heart swelled with an emotion he thought he had never possessed—he was grateful.
as the tears that were shed left behind salt tracks to make their presence known, you lifted his head only to plant the softest kisses against them—the saltiness coating your lips while he looked up at your form like you were a goddess that descended before him.
you held him in your arms like you would a baby—and sukuna held himself close to your heart, listening to the sound of your blood rushing through your veins just to make sure that you were here. that you were really before him, holding his cursed heart in the palm of your hands while you softly sighed against his head.
he would stay here, frozen in time if he could. ryomen sukuna didn’t know what it meant to shed tears, he didn’t know what it meant to have your heart swell merely in the presence of someone. he didn’t know what it meant to be held close to a heart without having to rip it out with his bare hands. but maybe, he’d finally be deserving to have this. to have you.
maybe, he was finally deserving of being held by a pair of arms that didn’t wish to tear him apart.
repost from liliklei :p. i loved this fic. @yoonsucks @yorikae @satorusdreamer @kireampie ok bai.
all works belong to @lilithkleia, do NOT copy, translate or feed to AI. lest you wish upon toji’s worm to crawl up your ass.
"maybe, he was finally deserving of being held by a pair of arms that didn’t wish to tear him apart."
oh ok cuz i was FRICKIN wondering now im SAD lili i hope ur HAPPY
marvelous!!!!!! we should all take a moment to appreciate sukuna from this lens /gen
Ryomen “pussy inspection” Sukuna ꒰ mdni ꒱
You had been folded over your husband’s lap, legs dangling over his muscular thigh. One of his four hands was pressed against the back of your head, keeping you from turning back to glimpse at him. Another sprawled across your back to pin you down.
A third was currently spreading your pussy lips wide for inspection.
“I’ll ask you again, have you been touching what’s mine, brat?” He growled, red eyes focusing on your slicked cunt. You whined into your hands, “I-I haven’t.”
Crack!
A sharp spank landed on your ass, followed by a tut from your husband, “Don't lie to me.” He hissed, his large hand kneading the stinging flesh of your ass.
A sob escaped you, and you felt your cunt clench around nothing from the impact. His grip on the back of your head tightened, “I know what this pussy looks like, my wife. And I know when you have been interfering in my duties.”
Another spank, but this time to your cunt.
You cried out, “I’m sorry! I just missed you, my husband. You had been away for your travels for so long.” He let out an unamused laugh, “Is that so? That’s no excuse to have lied to me.”
His thick fingers pressed against your clit, circling agonisingly slowly on the sensitive nub. “Do you see me pleasuring myself without your presence? Do you think I do not have desires?”
He smacked your clit once more, “You will learn how to be patient.” You yelped at the force, cowering in his lap.
A smirk began to form on his lips as he peered down at your slicked cunt, your essence dropped down your thighs and onto his rough fingers. “So needy,” he murmured, spreading you open once more.
You shivered as cool air hit your clit. “R-Ryomen…” you whimpered, tears slipping down your cheeks. He hummed, signalling for you to continue as he inspected your cunt.
“Please.”
Your voice was barely audible, but he picked it up. A wicked grin crossed his face when he heard you. “My poor wife, so worked up over my absence.”
He slid one finger just past your entrance before retracting it and bringing it back up to your clit.
“Let’s see how pretty you sound when you beg, my wife.”
a/n: something for you guys while I work on something for nerdjo 😇
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who's bigger down there???
enjin
satoru
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in terms of length or girth like what do yall consider bigger
Enjin 1000% gojo has that skinny dick but he knows how to use it
yes i mean in general like do yall think girth or length is the true way to decide if someone has a big dih
YESSSS GOJO IS LONGGGG ANS ENJIN IS THICK SKSJJDJDJDJ
⟡ ON YOUR PERIOD WITH NANAMI
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#⃝ 𝓦ARNINGS ◦ ₊ㅤ ㅤ﹙ fluff reader is nanami's wife she/her pronouns used Nanami is the sweetest husband eva only tooth rotting fluff you and nanami were high school sweethearts reader & nanami are mid-early 20s modern au / no sorcery 2nd person perspective
໒ִ 𓈒ིྀ ˚ ℳINA'S 𝓝OTES ⫽ ୧ྀ ─ I actually don't like writing for nanami that much masterlist <3
KENTO NANAMI placed his hand over your abdomen, gently sneaking his hand up your shirt to cup at the pouch where your womb was.
His lips brushed over the back of your hair, while you were pouting, eyes closed in the constant ache. “I feel so gross…” you mumbled, groaning when you felt that one cramp shoot to your rear in eye-watering pain. The first two days of your period were always the worst, you didn’t even want to get out of bed, too tired and sore, not wanting to deal with any daily tasks.
Kento was gentle, the sweetest husband, even.
the only husband EVER
who's bigger down there???
enjin
satoru
@rei5ner 👀👀
in terms of length or girth like what do yall consider bigger
https://www.tumblr.com/chrisssiren/814453583350300672/i-know-your-requests-are-closed-but-have-you-ever
Hiii can you recolour the second divider from curtain divider please in the hex #79472d #dfd4c8 and gradient if it’ll look nice?
(Idk if I’m saying this right, there’s curtain divider, and then one, and the next to that is what I’m referring to) thank you!!
BROWN GRADIENT DIVIDERS
⟢ i didn't know which one you meant so i did two, i hope one of them is the right one 😓
「 ✦ #DFD4C8 #79472D ✦ 」
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YOU HAVE A DATE ˚. ᵎᵎ with stoner!enjin (,,>ヮ<,,)
Words from our Hostess: Congratulations! You've been selected for our Host Club. After reading your application, we decided that your best pairing for you might be Enjin, we prepared a steamy situation between you two.
stoner!enjin x punk!reader ╱ you and him are smoking together when things get heated
cw: dry humping, weed, reader wears a lot of make up, scent kink
He has been inviting you to his apartment for the last few weeks, he complimented your hair once and offered to help you dye it, and now you spend your evenings together. Smoking, giggling, eating and watching weird niche movies in languages you don’t understand.
Enjin loves your vibe a lot, he can’t explain why. Maybe it’s your maximalist outfits filled with jewelry and layers, or your heavy make up with colorful eyeshadows and bold lip combos. He wondered if you wear waterproof lipstick or if his neck and mouth would be stained after a make out session.
The smoke from the joint curls lazily between you two on his couch, the TV flickering some old French film with subtitles you gave up on reading twenty minutes ago. Your legs are draped over his lap like usual, he passes the joint back to you, his fingers brushing yours longer than they need to.
You take a slow hit and laugh softly when he starts complaining about how the last movie had zero plot. The conversation drifts easy, the way it always does when you are both a little high. Somehow it slips into dating stories, then into what turns people on. You tease him about his taste in girls and he just smirks, eyes half lidded from the weed.
“I don’t know…” he says, drifting. The back of his neck hits the couch, he tries to hide his flushed cheeks.
You nudge his thigh with your bare foot. “C’mon, tell me.”
haven't read fanfiction in a week... one of best ones to come back to
me because all my moots are my babies
Why is it so hard to write smut oh my god
I’m scared to post sugar baby satoru
Jean is the type of person to cum from eating you out, unable to help from grinding his hips onto the bed as he holds your legs open and smothers his face in your pussy. Sometimes he'll make it obvious with the moans he lets out against your cunt and the deep long grinds against the mattress.
He can't help that he gets so turned on from the way you sigh and moan, how your hand pulls and tugs at his hair, it's like you were asking him too at this point. What else is a man suppose to do when he's devouring the sweet cunt of his woman, pretend this isn't the hottest thing for him at the moment and carry on about his day?
No. Jean is expressive in various ways, one of them being letting you know how much he enjoys giving you pleasure, hearing you react as his tongue flattens over your clit and flicks it with just the tip of his tongue so he can watch your back arch.
He'll hum and moan in time with his grinding hips as he dips his tongue in and out of your weeping pussy, gathering the leaking arousal like it were an oasis in the desert. Jean is passionate about your pleasure and needs, putting yours above his but not neglecting himself entirely either.
You'll start to notice the way his fingertips create dips in your thighs as he holds you open, the shutter that will run up his spine as you see the lower half of his body move to it's own rhythm, moaning his name in a sort of question, getting him to look up from between your legs.
"What?" velvet words dancing up to your ears as he kisses your inner thigh, keeping his gaze on your blissed out face.
Whatever you wanted to ask will die in your throat as he teases you with a single swipe of his tongue from your entrance to your clit, laughing softly at the way your head falls back onto the pillow and your hand tightens in his hair. He'll keep the lazy movements going with his tongue until you begin to beg through soft whines and whispers for more, slipping in two fingers at once and focusing his mouth on your clit.
"Moan for me baby."
Requesting selfishly the second he hears you go quiet, needing to listen to the salacious noises that crawl up your throat and go straight to his dick. He's getting close, pulsing against the bed as he pumps his fingers out faster and sucks at your clit harder, wanting to cum at the same time but not wanting to reveal he was getting off by grinding against the bed.
Jean will stifle his moan as he cums against your pussy, easing you through your sudden orgasm and his own, getting so lost in between your legs. He'll make you cum so hard that you reluctantly tell him you don't want anymore, and Jean will gently smile and kiss you, telling you not to worry about it, already coming and perfectly content with just laying with you in his arms.
a/n: jean has been on my brain a lot more lately, so here you go hehe 😚
𖦹 jean kirstein loves strawberry ice cream after sex. ( 18+ )
the first time you and jean became intimate, you casually mentioned how much you were craving strawberry ice cream. without a word, jean rushed out of bed and didn't come back for a couple of minutes. you remember being slightly concerned, wondering if you said something wrong.
when he came back with a tub of strawberry ice cream and two spoons, you knew he was the one. ever since then, it's become a crucial part of your aftercare ritual.
tonight is no different. you stand leaning against his kitchen counter, wearing nothing but his button down you practically ripped off fourty five minutes ago. you've got the ice cream container sat open, twirling the sweat swirls of red against your spoon. the flavor on your tounge feels like heaven on earth. you sway your hips softly to the quiet music playing in your head. jean stands behind you and wraps his arms around your waist, swaying alongside you humming your favorite song softly.
it's the quiet moments like these that you crave the most. you feel nothing but the calm satisfaction coming from your core and the warmth in your chest knowing that you've found your soulmate already.
sometimes, like tonight, jean doesn't use a spoon, he can't keep his lips off yours long enough to find it necessary.
wrote this while eating strawberry ice cream in my kitchen at 1am. he's always in my head i need help
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ily jean
the first time your son learned how to walk, you and your husband satoru were over the moon. it was on a random saturday afternoon with you all in your son’s playpen. already a seemingly rare occasion where satoru finally had a break from all of his missions.
at just 6 months, your baby could already crawl and stand up by using objects above to grip onto — satoru argues that the gojo genetics has him so incredibly advanced for his age.
but that wasn’t enough for your son. now at 9 months old, he kept attempting to walk only for his little legs to give up halfway. but you were determined for today to finally be the day.
satoru was sprawled out like a starfish whilst replacing the batteries for your son’s bubble machine. that which you had shoko to thank for — all of your friends collectively made sure that your baby was beyond spoiled than he already is.
you were also sat further away with all of the toys beside you to motivate your son to walk over.
“come on baby! don’t you want teddy back?” you chirp at your son.
he slowly stands up, already making improvement since he wasn’t holding onto anything for the first time. “ma–ma!” he happily claps his tiny hands as he takes two small baby steps.
“that’s it! come to mama!” you encourage him into your arms whilst he’s still deciding if he should try to walk or not. your son has a cute pout and furrow in his eyebrows painting his dedicated face as his wobbly steps grow more steady.
“oh my gosh! satoru, look!” you shake his shoulder repeatedly to face your son who was slowly but surely padding his way over to you both.
“wooow~ look at our little munchkin go!” he cheers on. you pull out your phone to commemorate the special milestone.
“dadadadada” he babbles on until stumbling over a lego block. you and satoru immediately share a look that says ‘do not react’ before he gets back up waddling and continues his string of babbles right into satoru’s arms.
“awww my smart baby! we’re so proud of you! and i think this may call for some mochi ice cream to celebrate if mama allows it…”
“alrighttt.. just this once. our baby deserves it after all.” you say in between peppering your son’s face in kisses.
little did you know how much of an adorable menace your son would grow into once learning how to walk…
fast forward to now at 12 months old, and it feels like your son was placed on earth for the sole purpose of acting as your personal trainer with the way you’re relentlessly chasing after him non-stop.
it’s early in the morning when satoru’s soft snores have once again woken you up — but he’ll always deny it. his arms are wrapped around your waist to cage you in from starting the day way too early.
“toru, let go…” you whisper whilst caressing his hair to gently wake him up.
“mmm.. five more minutes if you love me...” he croaks, reluctantly letting go eventually — but not before whining immediately when you do get up. god, sometimes he acts more like a baby than your actual infant.
when you groggily check the baby monitor on the bedside table, your heart drops. why is your baby not… in his crib? maybe you’re running on a lack of sleep which is causing you to hallucinate? you rub your eyes and focus on the screen again only to be met with the same sight.
at this point your mind is going to the worst of places. what if the gojo clan were right and you weren’t cautious enough and now your baby was made a target?
“hey– hey, what’s the matter sweets?” satoru’s words snap you out of your overthinking. it turns out you were hyperventilating without even realising which was enough to awaken the now worried sleepyhead.
“toru, he’s not in his crib! where the hell could he be?!”
“shh, it’s okay. i can sense his tiny cursed energy still in the home. let’s just get up and look for him, can you do that for me?” he softly kisses your cheek.
“o-okay, yeah. i can do that.” you get out of bed and head to the living room, satoru trailing from behind. you won’t lie and admit that you’re out of breath when you get there. ugh, curse satoru for insisting on spoiling you with a mansion after moving in together!
you scan the empty living room all over “okay so, he’s not here..” you mumble quietly, trying to compose yourself from freaking out.
“let’s not panic, we still have fifty something other rooms to check!”
you shoot him a glare, “that is not helping me right now. what if he accidentally hurt himself? a-and it’s so bad that he can’t even call out for us?!” your voice cracks as tears threaten to spill out. yeah. you were spiralling.
“stay calm sweets. i’ll check the other living room, kay?” he kisses at your pout. you hum defeatedly in response, pacing mindlessly into the kitchen until you suddenly stop in your tracks.
there you saw…your baby? sat on the floor hugging the jar of homemade cookies whilst munching away. crumbs and chocolate chips smear his face and clothes as a sign that he’s been here for a good minute.
“what on earth…” your son just giggles like he understands your confusion. “mama cookie!” he stretches out his grubby hand to show his half–bitten cookie, almost like a peace offering.
“uh, one second baby.. ahem– SATORUUU! come take a look at what your son is up to!” you have to yell knowing he’s somewhere on the other side of the massive house. your son who is completely unfazed by your shouting goes back to joyfully munching on his cookie.
satoru frantically spawns there within seconds, “you found him?” you nod, gesturing him to look down at the sight you just walked into. “oh wow–” he can’t help but burst out laughing, “that’s my son alright!”
you scoop your baby up into your arms and prop him on your waist. he whimpers when you separate him from his beloved cookie jar. “really? you couldn’t tell when he came out with glowing blue eyes?”
“heyyy! i can’t help that my genes are insanely overpowering! but you never know, perhaps our next one will be your carbon copy~” he playfully winks at you.
you roll your eyes, “how smooth of you. seriously though, how did he even end up here and reaching the jar?”
“hmm..” satoru points at the tiny stool, “he must’ve pulled out this stool to get to the jar. and as for how he got here, you must know by now that he’s an ambitious walker.”
“oh trust me i know. gosh, he’s getting way too smart for us. i think we need to lock away the goods before this continues..”
“good idea, i’ll look into investing in a safe. you go back to bed and i’ll sort out a bath for this cookie monster.” he pokes your son’s chubby cheeks which makes him squeak before you hand him over. “after all, he probably developed his newfound sweet tooth from me.”
“probably? oh please– it was most definitely you! my pregnancy cravings were the only time i was consistently having sugar to make my pickles and ice cream combo.”
“hehe– remember when you would wrap the pickles in fruit roll ups” satoru chuckles at the memory. he would taste all of your unique cravings with you as a means of showing his support in any way possible — even if he found it absolutely repulsive.
“of course, that was heavenly.” you sigh dreamily before turning to your son and holding his pudgy hand in yours “and baby, cookies are only allowed for treating good behaviour. if you have too much then you’re going to be sick. we don’t want that now, do we?”
“nooo…” your son shakes his head.
“alright mister, let’s get that bath ready then make some breakfast in bed for mama. you gave her quite the scare wandering off like that, so give her a kiss before we go.” something about satoru in dad mode always leaves your heart skipping a beat, from the very moment he carried your baby in the hospital.
“otay! bye bye mama” he cups your face with his sticky hands and places a sloppy kiss on both of your cheeks. “dada turn!”
“well, don’t mind if i do~” he catches you off guard as his lips smoothly connect to yours. you naturally melt into the kiss until a few moments later when your son has had enough and starts pounding at his dad’s chest to stop.
“hey– ow! why’re you hitting papa, hm?”
“no more! all done.” your baby shrieks in a somewhat stern tone, and satoru could’ve sworn that he saw his son’s bright blue eyes narrow at him. you only snort at his silly attempt to protect you.
“alright, let’s not be too mean on daddy. or else who’ll buy your sweets and toys?”
“GASP– is that all you think i’m good for?”
“yes.” you immediately deadpan, your baby watches you nod and copies. “yesh.”
“oh god– i never thought i’d see the day where the love of my life and my spawn are both turning against me! i– i can’t take it!” he clutches at his shirt dramatically making you and your baby giggle.
“hey! don’t call our precious son a spawn!” you lightly slap his shoulder, of course your baby follows and shoves him too. “you sound like the higher ups..” you pettily grumble under your breath, loud enough for him to hear.
“eugh– you’re right. sorry mochi, but let’s go take that bath. something seriously stinks now–” satoru grimaces, giving one last kiss to your forehead before you go back to bed for a nap whilst he cleans your baby up.
you may joke with him all the time but one thing for certain is that he’s always been an amazing husband and father. ≧◡≦
notes: i luv reading dad jjk men so writing this was soso fun, don’t be shy to req more guys, technically gojo could have teleported to the baby but i wanted to long things out 🥰, but yeah i didn’t know how to end it so hope this was okay
Satoru vs personal space (ー̀⤙ー́ )
When Satoru bought a new bed for you two to share, you had assumed it meant you would finally regain some personal space.
This was proven to be, in fact, false.
This was the third night in a row that you had been awakened by your husband's long limbs smacking you in your sleep. One lanky leg flopped over your own shorter legs while his arm draped over your stomach. It had become a routine of sorts; he would join you in bed around 4AM after finishing his duties, then around 5AM, he would begin his shenanigans.
At first, it was smaller, less irritable things like accidentally nudging you in his sleep, or snoring, but as time went on, his unconscious body seemed to turn restless. Satoru began to spread out on the bed, taking up around seventy five percent of the mattress, leaving you a sliver of space to occupy.
His lanky frame lay sprawled on the bed, limbs stretched out on top of your own as if you were his personal body pillow.
It eventually became insufferable; you couldn’t sleep with his constant invasion of your personal space, so you begged him to buy a bigger bed.
And that he did, except it somehow made the problem worse.
Now you lie awake, 5:17AM, with your husband snoring happily next to you, his leg draped over your hip, arm stretched over your collarbone, and face tucked into the crook of your neck. You didn’t understand how he managed to somehow take up the entire king-sized bed.
You huffed, trying — and failing — to push his body off of you, “Gosh, why are you so damn heavy?” You muttered under your breath, hand moving to nudge him awake.
“Toru, get up!” You whisper shouted, “You’re suffocating me, you oaf.” Gojo blinked groggily, bright blue eyes piercing the dimly lit room, “As much as I adore you, I’d like to get my three hours of beauty sleep, babe.” He groaned, nuzzling further into your neck, “Yeah, Toru. Me too, get off.”
He whined, pulling you further into his embrace as if he was trying to trap you. You rolled your eyes at him, hands still trying to push him away so you could actually enjoy your sleep. “Why do you hate me? I’m just trying to cuddle my wife,” he peeked up at you, blue eyes widening in faux puppy eyes.
“No, you’re suffocating me. Seriously, baby, how do you take up so much space?” He lifted his head, gasping in mock offence, “Are you calling me overweight? That’s so hurtful, I’ll have you know I have an amazing physique.” You stifled a laugh, brushing your fingers through his snowy hair, “Yes, Toru, I can see that, but I wouldn’t be surprised if all those sugary snacks caught up to you.”
“I’m just saying you sprawl out a lot, Toru, I’m trying to sleep, and I feel you practically on top of me.” He hummed into your neck, seemingly contemplating how to respond, “I just enjoy being close to you, is that a crime?”
You giggled, “It is when I’m practically being strangled.” Satoru whined louder this time, “It’s not fair, you deprive me of physical touch, babe.” You swatted his shoulder lightly, “Be quiet, you big baby. No one said we couldn’t cuddle. I just said stop confusing me for the mattress.” He pouted, “But you’re so soft.”
Leaning down, you kissed his pursed lips, “Just cuddle me like a normal person, okay?”
“But I’m not normal,” he sleepily argued.
You laughed, tugging lightly on his messy hair, “I know, baby. I know.”
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you wake up drenched in sweat. your chest heaving, your eyes bloodshot while you try to remember what got you in such a frenzy in the first place. you couldn’t feel your limbs, the walls closing in on you while your mind seemed to spiral over what seemed to be nothing.
you hated when this happened. always running away and hiding in your room curled up in on yourself until the feeling disappeared. rotting until you found the next best distraction to just. run away from it all.
you found yourself seated on your kitchen counter, gasping for air, praying to god sukuna, or worse—yuji didn’t find you.
but alas, your luck only lasted so long, sukuna making way from the room, his eyes still full of sleep before he found you in the dim lights.
“baby, what’s wrong?”
“it’s nothing, kuna, go to bed before yuji wakes u-up.”
you tried to hold back your sobs, forcing them back into your throat.
“too late the brat was awake the second you got out of bed.”
he didn’t ask questions, just silently wrapped his arms around you while you hiccuped into him, your body still shaking from whatever it was that seemed to have awoken you.
yuji made his way to the two of you, his tiny arms tugging at the hem of your pants.
“are you okay auntie.” he squeaked out, while you picked him up, cradling him against your chest.
“wass it a scary dream? i have those too!!” he yelped trying his hardest to make you feel better his tiny arms trying their best to wipe away your tears while sukuna had almost a death grip on your waist, slowly tracing circles on your skin until your breath evened out.
“it was, yuji.”
“i’ll protect you!!” is all he screamed before hugging you by the neck while you softly giggled against him.
“you see that? you aren’t really alone anymore, doll.”
“y-yeah. i guess so, huh?”
your heart started to beat a steady rhythm again, drowned with overwhelming amounts of affection by two of the strangest pink haired men. but gods you loved them to death.
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