Local Cryptid

Reilly Kathleen, 29

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[damazcuz]

wasting away again in tumblrinaville...

[fleshfriend]

2005

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[chaoticneutralwife]

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

[chuubiez]

pinkpantheress for sabukaru print issue 02 !

[ceruleanheaven]

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[moonyeyes]

and then there were three

[moafisgirl]

arms.

thats it, that’s the post.

[beastliness]

does anyone want to join me in carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts?

[frenemieswithmydoubt]

oh captain my captain idgaf that’s our captain

[passengerpigeons]

do u ever think about corn sweat; and the fact that a large percent of corn grown in Illinois, iowa, etc is grown for ethanol and biofuel; and how solar power would be so many times more effective per acre than this; and how like 90+% of so many rare ecosystems in those states was drained for farm and suburbs (in many cases previously farms).

[passengerpigeons]

AND you could still have native plants around and even under the solar panels.

[passengerpigeons]

When you see what they did to the Midwest you'll want to fucking kill the corn lobbyists with your bare hands

[thombalan]

Follow my artist’s journal on Patreon for free. 💙

[nottithonus]

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"

[fruitgravies]

codependent 🐰🦊

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