ROLLING THUNDER

do not translate into one of the boys

[reincore]

hi guys i forgot to tell you i moved! if you wanna be muts again like this post!

[foulserpent]

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[foulserpent]

[personalgremlin]

what do they know

[justnoodlefishthings]

[gliscore]

[internationalemeteorologie]

Robert A.Nelson

Cat and Mice. 1975, lithograph on paper 

[redroooom]

[tariqah]

Cool off

[dark-jack-lancer]

O h

(vc: lancer.deltarune on Instagram)

[thirst]

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[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[min-min-minnie]

wee frisk

[funky-furby]

[cat-with-horns]

Thistleciaw and Whitestorm

[garfemon]

250 - GARF-OH - It stares at itself in the mirror. “What am I?” it thinks. “Am I a bird? Am I a cat? Am I a…” In the reflection, behind it, Garf-Oh sees its phone light up. A notification, the first in almost seven hours. For a moment, it imagines all the possibilities this alert could hold. Perhaps an email from a friend, or a party evite. Something, that could give it purpose, or at least enough enough of a dopamine hit to make it to the next notification. It grabs the phone, taps home. There on the screen sits a small but meaningful disappointment. There are no friends, or parties, or purpose. Just a push notification from CNN: “Who will be the next Bachelorette? The front runners revealed.” Garf-Oh shuts off the screen. It’s happy for the Bachelorette, whoever she ends up being. It catches itself in the mirror again, hunched over the phone gripped tightly between both wings. “Am I a MONSTER?”

[victorion-deactivated20180729]

Valentineformers! Loving at first sight. Lovebots wage their battle to give Valentines to the Romanticons. Valentineformers! Robot Valentines. Valentineformers! Want your heart to Be Mine. Valentineformers!

VALENTINES TRANSFORMERS (PARODY) - AOK

[liddellsuite-deactivated2020021]

I love how Great White sharks are terrifying until you get them at that one angle and then they’re just

Potato

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

chumby

[amtrax]

name is grumbo

[kittensnax]

FPS

first person sippy

[chuckster]

Funky parrot sipping (water)

[the-disney-delete]

WTF Disney: Disneyland’s ‘Goof Ball’ walk-around character, 1993.

(As if the whole thing weren’t creepy enough, why is his hat a snake?!)

[enlightenedrobot]

I wanted to learn more about this image… but there is nothing.

A search for “Goofy Golf Ball” “Goof Ball” and “Goofy Golf Ball Snake” and all variations thereof lead to links about halloween costumes and actual golf balls featuring Goofy.

So I searched the Disney wiki… and…

There is no 1993 variant of the character, much less one fused with a golfball.

And a reverse google search?

Four freakin results… one from twitter, the rest originating in some form to this very post! The biggest one? The one I’m reblogging right now!

What are you!? Why do you have a snake for a hat?! Are those arms or ears of flippers!

This image exists… that much is true… but the contents held within…  doesn’t…

This is a window into an alternate timeline, a reality suggestive of our own but different… wrong…

A cursed image in it’s truest form, censored not only by the Walt Disney Company but by reality itself.

By pure coincidence, the right zeroes and ones that form our reality have manifested in this collection of pixels, seemingly presenting a moment from the not so distant past, but a past which is almost, but not quite, completely alien to our own.

[arcelian]

I FOUND HIM

I FOUND THE GOOF

he’s apparently from a 1992 Disneyland parade called ‘The World According to Goofy’ which. still explains very little but at least he’s THERE

anyway you can see Proof Of His Existence here: https://youtu.be/-zerX9hNNW0?t=4m7s