tell me why this h&m ad i got on twitter looks like steves instagram post from his first college pride parade (steve is on the left, mystery man designed to make billy jealous on the right)

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tell me why this h&m ad i got on twitter looks like steves instagram post from his first college pride parade (steve is on the left, mystery man designed to make billy jealous on the right)
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
jack had absolutely no right to go this hard
jack had absolutely no right to go this bard
connors first fourth of july
after the revolution connor starts to live with hank out of habit and necessity (working together and all that) and one day (connors sensors tell him it’s american independence day) he’s going about business as usual when around 6pm (6:08 to be exact) theres a single loud bang coming from outside the house. his immediate instinct (and instinct is an interesting word, connor’s been prone to a lot of those as of late) is to check on hank’s wellbeing. he barges into hank’s bedroom where the man is buttoning up his shirt and as soon as he’s about to bring his guard down now that he can see hank is safe, he hears another loud bang and he charges at hank, pulling him down on the floor and climbing on top of him, shielding hank from any potential harm with his own body. he’s no longer programmed to keep hank safe, but he does it out of...want? kindness? whatever it is, hank doesn’t seem to get the picture because he’s making an attempt to sit up and push connor off him. and hank is all like ‘what the hell’re you doing, kid??’ and connor is all like ‘lieutenant there are noises coming from outside that sound like gunfire, and i wanted to ensure your safety.’ he answered matter-of-factly, not moving from his spot draped over hank’s torso. ‘and you decided to do that by breaking into my room and straddling me?’ hank asks and connor doesn’t know how he can be so cynical at a time like this. ‘i can be repaired with relative ease, lieutenant. you are not so lucky. i wanted to shield you from possible bullets or explosions.’ and hank sighs for a second and is like ‘you can get off me, i promise im in no danger.’ and connor sits up but doesn’t move any further just in case. hank continues. ‘its the fourth of july. people celebrate by lighting off fireworks, surely youve seen fireworks before? im sure people were just testing them out before the show.’ connor tilts his head to the side and is like ‘i apologize lieutenant, i didn’t think of the situation in that context. ive never seen a firework in person before.’ and hank is like ‘what? you’ve never seen fireworks?’ and connor is like ‘by human standards, lieutenant, i am barely one year old.’ and hank is like ‘well if youd literally get off my dick maybe id think about taking you to the show.’ and connor is like ‘really!?’ and stands immediately. in the car on the ride to the show, wherever it is, connor searches the internet for fireworks and he marvels at what he finds. bright gasses and powders making the sky light up in an almost magical way, it makes connor feel pleasant inside to watch them. soon enough the car is stopped and he closes his tabs and looks around. they’re at the park. he voices as such to hank. ‘yeah,’ hank says in response while he rolls out a blanket. ‘there’s a pretty good view here.’ he sits and gestures for connor to do the same, and connor sits on the blanket. not long after the show starts connor is enamored with the display because the videos can only do it so much justice and the lights and sounds and sensations are so much better in person. hank leans back on his hands watching while connor kneels, looking up at the sky in wonder. connor decides he likes fireworks. hank decides connor isn’t so bad either.
Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature
also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG
She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters. She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters. She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters. She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters. She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters. She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters. She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters. She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters. She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters. She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters. She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters. She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters. She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters. She even baked replicas of her own twin daughters.
i suck titties like i put on pants
one leg at a time…?
one leg at a time
me @ demons: it’s free real estate
NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
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Yo. What the fuck?
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Love, Simon but it’s narrated by John Mulaney
“I really like girls” I said, you know, like a liar
hey guys i’d like to tell you that someone bought soulja boy’s old website’s url and is now having it redirect to bad dragon
It’s real
a concept: you and me getting high and hanging out
I’m funny sometimes
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